Award How - To
Are you one of those people who'd like to win an award from a totally spectacular site, but when it comes to saying why you'd like to win that award and stuff, you don't know what to say? Banish that fear for good! Your very kind webmistress has given you an outline for it! Just read and follow everything below, and you should snatch any award!
Please note, this is not guranteed to work on any other sites besides this one
1)Watch Your ABC's Don't cuss like a truck driver when filling it out. It really makes you seem very unprofessional. I say that with experience.
2)Make Sure You Haven't Ever Dissed the Staff This story is from a friend of mine, who also happens to be a webmistress. One day, she was checking her e-mail, and she got a hate-mail, saying her site didn't deserve to be on the web and stuff. She was really mad about it. She took note of the person's e-mail addy, just in case she ever ran into him again. Anyways, back to the story. Ok, then a couple days later, she was checking her e-mail once again, and she received an award form. It was the same person, now being totally kind just to get an award. Needless to say, they didn't receive any award of any kind. In your face disgrace, dude.
3)Suck Up to Me If you're absolutely determined to get an award from me, tell me how kawaii I am. Say how you think I'm so feminine. Tell me it's no wonder this site is awesome, since it has an awesome webmistress. I really like that, plus it gives lotsa bonus points.
4)If You Don't Get the Award You Wanted... ...don't end up like this:
It truly doesn't get you any sympathy points. Oh, yea, and don't send me hate-mail or totally dis my site on yours. Take this one seriously.
5)Really Do Follow This! If you follow this form, loads of bonus points come with it. 'Nuff said.
6)The Most Important One Don't try this stuff on other sites. It doesn't work. But if you do, it just might work...
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