Blonde Jokes

Moshi Moshi, hello peoples! This a non-Sailormoon page, oh my God i can't believe I just said that, anyway, this is Blond Jokes page. Some of these are really funny, some are so dumb that they are funny. Just so you know I have nothing against blondes, I mean come on Sailor Moon is my fave character and I LOVE her hair! Well on with the jokes...


What does a blonde say when she opens a box of Cheerios?
Look at all the doughnut seeds!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
Tell her a joke on Friday.

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why did the blonde have a hard time making Kool-Aid?
She couldn't get all the water in the little packet.

Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the "W's"

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFOs.

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice-cubes?
She couldn't find the recipe

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

Did you hear about the blonde who lost 85% of her brains?
Her husband died

How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
Give her a bottle of shampoo that says "Lather, rinse, repeat".

How do you confuse a blonde?
1. You don't. They're born that way.
2. Put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner.
3. Purple.
4. I'll tell you tomorrow.

Did you hear about the three blondes driving to Disneyland? They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they went home.

Why did the blonde sell her car?
To get gas money

How did the blonde get hurt raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for hours?
Because she noticed the word "concentrate" on the container.

Why did the blonde have a square chest?
She forgot to take the tissue out of the box

Why did 18 blondes go to the movies?
Because the sign said "No one under 17 admitted."

How do you know when you get a fax from a blond?
It has a stamp on it

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

How did the blond try to kill the fish?
She drowned it.

How did the blond try to kill the bird.
She threw it off a cliff.

A blonde driving a brand new car is car-jacked at gun point.
The police question her, and she responds: "I don't remember what he looked like, but I can give you his license plate number."

Why do blondes put T.G.I.F. on their shoes ?
Toes Go In First

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