Problems, Part III: The Four Sisters
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Hold on a second. I think it would be cuter if the Four Sisters were part IV. Now I have to think of who to make this part about. Hmm. Aha! Or is it eureka? Who cares. The new part III:Problems, Part III: The Extras
Author:
By extras I mean people who really don't do anything, like Molly, and, uh, Molly. Oh well.My name is Molly, and I-
Alan:
Oh no you don't. Those stupid Negaverse generals took over my part, so I'm taking over this one.Zoycite:
Who are you calling stupid?Jedite:
I'm a little teapot, short and stout......Zoycite:
Never mind.Alan:
I meant what I said and I said what I meant, you all are stupid, 100%!Malachite:
That was in Vicky's story!Author:
I changed it a little!Mina:
Besides, copycats are very flattering!Author:
You aren't supposed be here! And anyway, it's imitation is the highest form of flattery. (Mina disappears.)Nephlite:
What if she didn't want to disappear?Author:
Well, it was less messy than you chopping her up.Zoycite:
Hey! Alan called me stupid! I'm telling my mom!Malachite:
It seems that as time goes on, Jedite gets dumber, Zoycite thinks slower, I become the bland guy, Nephlite insults more, Alan gets ignored more, the author got rid of the original objective, and the plot fades.Author:
Plot? Has anyone seen a plot around anywhere? I kind of lost it in part II. Hello? Plot? Come out come out wherever you are!Zoycite:
(Dialing the phone.) Ha! It's a good thing I remember Mom's number!Tlelphone Operator:
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keyboard with your fist.Nephlite:
Wasn't that on the Simpsons yesterday?Malachite:
What's a tlelphone? Which reminds me, what's a lollipoo?Jedite:
(Who was singing the teapot song this entire time.) Tip me over and pour me-WAAA!!!! (He trips and falls out the window again.) SPLUT!!!!Zoycite:
Splut's a new sound.Malachite:
His brain got mushier. Wait a minute. Window? I thought we were in Hawaii.Author:
Hawaii is too good for you.Zoycite:
Hey, Malachite, you called me slow!Nephlite:
Gee, I wonder why. (A "G" and a "Y" appear in his hands.) What in the world? (A globe appears in his hands.)Jedite:
(Dying on the pavement below.) He's got the whole world, in his hands!Zoycite:
Hmm, I wonder. Philly cheesesteak! (Nothing happens.) How come it works for Neffy?!Author:
Hello-o! Plo-ot! Where are you?Zoycite:
My friend Jedite acts like he's three. He thinks this power pole's a tree! He doesn't know he shouldn't fly a kite with power lines nearby! He doesn't listen when I say a substation's no place to play!Nephlite:
You know, author, if you publish this, you'll be in trouble.Rei:
The great fire shows lawsuits in your future.