Here you can find quotes, I made up, that Tenshinhan would never say.

1. Chaozu! Get a life and quit hanging around me!

2. I hope Gokou dies from that heart disease he got.

3. Praise Jesus!

4. I think Kuririn's stronger than me, so I guess I'll quit training and be gay with Choazu!

5. What the **** is Freeza? A man or a woman? After seeing the dub, I can't really tell.

6. Yo Trunks, do you think my green pants clash with my red belt. I think it gives me kind of a christmasy look!

7. Uh... Hi Kuririn... I was thinkin' maybe if you're not doing anything... I... mean if it isn't any trouble... maybe you could go to the dance with me friday... I mean I'd totally understand if you didn't want to go.

8. "Chaotzu, I've decided to give up martial arts and join the circus!"

9. Did somebody say McDonalds?

10. No... More... Pie...!

11. I be an retarded.

12. When you go past a dog house leave it a bone.

13. Funimation's music is cool.

14. (*Talking with Gokou on AIM*)
- Tenpimp247 : Yo, wasup
- sOnGoKoU_69 : sup man, wutz happenin'
- Tenpimp247 : n/m u?
- sOnGoKoU_69 : nuttin'
- Tenpimp247 : lol
- sOnGoKoU_69 : lol, so u goin to Bulma's part E 2nite?
- Tenpimp247 : proly not, she was B in a bit** the othr day sayin' all dat **** bout me and Vegeta
- sOnGoKoU_69 : oic, well...
- sOnGoKoU_69 : same here, im not goin
- Tenpimp247 : lol
- sOnGoKoU_69 : lol, ASAP
- Tenpimp247 : j/k
- sOnGoKoU_69 : rsvp
- Tenpimp247 : nmh
- sOnGoKoU_69 : wtf
- Tenpimp247 : btw
- sOnGoKoU_69 : NE wayz...
- Tenpimp247 : well, g2g
- Tenpimp247 : brb
- sOnGoKoU_69 : l8terz
(Now, didn't that sound like every AIM talk with friends?)

15. I think Chaozu's just a stuck up little biatch.

16. *CRYING* Listen mom, everyday the kids at school make fun of me, because I have 3 eyes! Why don't you try to comfort, and support me? You're just like the rest of them!. *CRYING*

17. I hate how Gohan thinks he's the "stuff" now that he has beaten Cell. I hope he dies in a car accident.

18. I wonder how Kuririn had a kid with a piece of metal and wires.

19. Chaozu, we've played this game for to long. We should take off our masks and show them we're actually girls.

20. How about that Brandon kid. You know the one who dedicates that shrine of his to me. What a frickin' loser!