Epilogue to DBZ
Rated R for cussing and sexual content.
Chi-Chi: Gokou! You're so stupid! You have to go back to school to get a real job!
Gokou: but....but....but
Chi-Chi: No "buts" about it, you are going to school!
Gokou: ooookay. (mumbles "mother f*cking b*tch" and then drives off to school)
In class. . .
Teacher: Class, this our new student, Gokou.
Johnny: He's like 30 and we're only 11 years old!
Jack: He's probably not even a virgin.
Everyone in Class: HAHAHAHAA!!!
Gokou: Shut up! That's something I'm proud of you d@** b*st****!!!
Teacher: Gokou, that's not nice word!
Gokou: I'm sorry (goes and sits down next to Susy)
Susy: Hello, you're cute
Gokou: Huh? (blushes)
Teacher: Gokou! Susy! stop talking!
Gokou: Sorry
Teacher: Now...Gokou, what's the square root of 4?
Gokou: Uhhhhhh.............pizza!
Teacher: No
Gokou: Ummmmm......... rice cakes?
Teacher: No!
Gokou: Uhhh...... bullsh*t?!
Class: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ha!!
Gokou: Shut up! D@*n it!
Johnny: You're so stupid! Ha! Ha!
Gokou: (earth starts shaking and the classroom's floor crumbles as Gokou powers up to SSJ4) KKAAAMMEEEHHAAAAMEEHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! (blasts Johnny to he- errr... I mean HFIL) Who's laughing now, b*tch?
Teacher: Gokou, Go to principal's office!!
Gokou: Yes m'am (he got up and walked to the principal's office but then muttered "D*mn b*tch.")
Principal: Gokou....what did you do?
Gokou: I...I killed Johnny.
Principal: That's it? I never liked that f***ing b**tard anyway! You can go now.
Gokou: Ight. (goes back to class)
Later. . .
Teacher: Ok class, time for recess
Class: YAAAY!!
At Recess. . .
Gokou: Hello, Susy!
Susy: Hello, I think you're cute, Do you want to be my boyfriend?
Gokou: Sure!
Susy: (takes off all her clothes and...)
BLEEP!! *Moan* Censored!!! This is not a lemon!!
Susy: (puts her clothes back on) now you're not the only one that's not a virgin
Gokou: D*mn!
Recess ends and Gokou goes through two classes when...
Principal on intercom: Gokou! come to my office!
Gokou: sir?
Principal: I saw what you did at recess and you're expelled!
Gokou: What the fu**?! You watched a 30 year-old and an 11 year-old have sex? You f***ing pervert! F*** you! (kills the principal)
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
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