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You know you play Age of Empires to much when...
1.You play AoE 24/7. 2.You explain you can't weed the yard because only one person can work in a farm. 3.You take it personally whenever one of your units die. 4.You treat your units like your children. 5.You wonder how throwing axemen get their unlimited supply of axes. 6.You wonder how archers get their unlimited supply of arrows. 7.You have a phobia that a giant cursor will come click you. 8.You think that airplanes flying in the sky are cursors. 9.You wonder how heroes and Berserks regenerate. 10.You can type "Cheese Steak Jimmy's" in three seconds. 11.You correct your history teacher time to time. 12.You can only speak simple phrases in 18 different languages. 13.When someone touches you, you say "yeah" or "ready" with a British accent.(Only applies if you are the Britons.) 14.You memorise the unit stats and civilization bonuses. 15.Your teacher asks you why the Goths were unsuccessful in history, you reply that they can't even build walls. 16.When someone tells you that AoE is just a game, it takes a million secret service agents to stop you from killing that person. 17.When your teacher asks you what the best soldier in the Middle Ages was, you reply, "Furious the Monkey Boy." =) 18.When someone asks you what car you want, you reply, "A Cobra." =) 19.You treat your AoE manual like your Bible. 20.You think that the creation of AoE was a miracle performed by the people who made the game through God. 21.You memorised all of the cheats by heart. 22.You go to a store, bring 100 sacks of grain and want 100 gold for them. 23.You see a sign and think it is a chat box, so you write "Robin Hood" in it. 24.You actually get 1000 gold coins from #23. =) 25.You aren't even surprised that #23 worked. 26.You know history better than a historian and an archeologists. 27.You refer to your house as a yurt, pavilion, or a castle. 28.You call going into your house as garrisoning. 29.You think that US military is consisted of a force of Teutonic Knights, Paladins, and Longbowmen. 30.You force all your friends to do tasks such as: hunt deer and wild boar, pick berries from berry bushes, chop down trees, farm, and mine gold and stone. 31.You send a force of Men-at-Arms, Pikemen, Teutonic Knights, Huskarls, Knights, and Archers to raid the White House. 32.You can actually take soldiers out of the game and put in real life. 33.You played the game so much that you got sucked in and had to win a trial by combat to get back to the "Real World". 34.You think that the AoE world is the Real World. 35.You think AoE is real life, not a game. 36.When someone beats you without cheating in MSN gaming zone, you claim they cheated and either put them on your ignore list, or use a new screen name. 37.You think the Statue of Liberty is a wonder and the White House is a castle. 38.You threaten Microsoft and Ensemble Studios that they better make AoE3. 39.You find out Microsoft and Ensemble Studios is not going to make AoE3, so you change diplomacy with them from Ally to Enemy and attack them. 40.You threaten to kill anyone if they say that AoE is just a game. 41.You think of your own civilization that is named after you, has an awesome unique unit, good bonuses, good tech tree and play someone on MSN Gaming Zone with it. 42.The first thing you do when you start a multiplayer is press "enter" then quickly type in "i r winner" then press "enter" again. 43.You feel sorry for Petards. 44.You think of a good unit that AoE2 is missing(A.N.Like a maceman, Seanish Knight, Gundam<*nervous laugh*ect.) and actually make it, even though you have an I.Q. of 31. 45.You make yourself as a hero using the trigger, and claim that you are the best hero because you made yourself really strong(A.N.Like 10000 HPs and 1000 attack) and killed all the other heroes. 46.You classify people as to what civilization they are in. 47.You think that you are the best player in the world, because you won every scenario by cheating and then play an expert and get put out of the game in two minutes. So, you E-mail that person a virus that blows up his computer. 48.You call your friends allies, people you don't know well neutral, and people you hate enemies. 49.You don't eat much for meals because you ration most of the food for soldiers. 50.You don't understand the concept of money, you just ask how much food, wood, gold, or stone an item costs. 51.You see elephants in the zoo and think the Persians are invading America. 52.When someone tells you that the Persians don't exist and are now Iran, you think it was because they did not have Champions. 53.You refer to the Germans as the Teutons or Goths. 54.You will only pay 30 pieces of wood for a new house. 55.You explain to your parents where babies really come from- the Town Center! 56.You try to scroll your web browser by moving the cursor to the top of the screen. 57.You try to move your files on your desktop by dragging the cursor around it and right-clicking where you want it to go. 58.You quickly garrison in your bathroom when you hear the ice cream man's truck's music. 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