~~~ A Horrible Apartment with a Horrible Guy ~~~ MIAMIGI: Okay... you see, this is my " F.I.R.S.T. .T.I.M.E.", so PLEASE go easy on me. ^_~ Arigatou.... Declaimer: yeah, yeah, I know I don't own Sailor Moon, it's just a story ... so don't sue me!!! Rate: G-PG The story is about Serena accidentally had to live with Darien for a year... Kawaii, ne(at least I hope so~~)? Oh and PLEASE e-mail me??? ***shissmart@hotmail.com*** All right, I know y'all are tired of my talkin', but just one more minute...Ok, I'd like to thank my assistant Miami Lu, and my dear friend Country-girl chan. Love ya! *kisses and huggs* Now let the game begins.... PROLOGUE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Serena) " Oh, so THIS is my new apartment, huh?" Looking through the *apartment*seeing leaked ceilings and walls just makes me sick. No wonder the rent was only$850 per month! My best friend Mina hurried ran to the sink and turn on the water. Guess what?! * Brown water*! With *soil*!!! The rent should have been $500. No, with all the repairs that will be needed, it should be less then $300! 'Really, I just don't understand why the heck my parents sent me away on HIGH SCHOOL!!! You see, our school had this program that you can go to another school, for a year to experience " the real world", and my dad thinks it's a good idea. I mean, God.... how can they just sent a cute little 14y ear old blond girl away! Oh well, might as get used to it, since I gotta stay here for at least a year, for the sake of that stupid contract.' " Hai...it's certainly not what we were expecting to be, but at least it has a ROOF," Mina signed. We were going to stay together, but her dad already BOUGHT her a HOUSE, which I can't live in for no reason. "So, where will Amy and the rest be staying then? All of us signed up for the program, right? Are we going to be in the same school? Mina? MINA?AWAWA!" " What? Oh gomen. I was just thinking about if there are going to be MANY cute guys at our new school. Won't it be cool that all the cuys are attracted to me?" daydreamed Mina with that face that I was *SO* used to sings " I am the prettiest girl live in the prettiest wolrd~~(MIAMIGI: no offense , but I don't really like that song. The only reason Mina is singing it is that I can't think of any more songs. PS. it's from " I am a Barbie girl"). " Of course not, Mina-chan! If it really happens then where are *MY* boys, huh?" The boy-crazy girl's eyes opened widely. " WHAT!!!! Oh~~ how cute?! Mi amiga esta attrated to the boys! Ouch!" Serena hit her with my purse. "See? Taht's what you get so being such a gossip," she smirked, " by the way, you better check out your hair..." Before I had a chance to finish, Mina-chan already went into the bathroom and after seeing *something*, screamed the "AAAWWWWW" loudly enough that the entire Tokyo can here it. I ran inside the bathroom and found the *WATER* in the toilet *green* covered with , um, ya know, those brown stuff, but even more yunkier than ever! (MIAMIGI: *throwing up* sickening, I know, I once saw it -_-; but I bet you thought that it was just Mina's hair was a disaster, ne? Heyheyehey ) " Jesus christ! the landlord should have paid me $1000 to just live in here!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Darien) # Last night a couple of senior citizens were killed in a car accident....# " What! " exlaimed Darien, who was staring at the TV unbelievingly. *Oh my god!* no, it had to be some mistake. No way mom and dad was in that accident and left me and Tara (MIAMIGI: O, she is Darien's big sister) alone? where is Tara anyway , I HAVE to call her, she doesn't know the news yet... hope she won't overreact. He ran to get his phone but couldn't find it since the WHOLE house was like those *tons of garbages thrown together and then cats came to tear the trash bags down* dirty. "A-ha, here you are you little sly phone." Darien hurried dialed Tara's cellphone number. " Moshi moshi" a familiar female voice answered. " Tara, itsmedarienlistenmapa" " Darien, is that you? Breathe,breathe! What's wrong,huh? You don't..." " Tara, ma 'n pa killed a car named Accident and they died!" yelled Darien, partically screamed. " Whawhawhahwhat?How can mon and dad kill a car named Accident? Calm down my boy." " Sorry. Mom and dad were in a car accident a few days ago and got themselves killed. Since you are away on a business trip I didn't think that you would know that." " ARE YOU SUUUURRREE???" " as sure as my name is Darien Chiba!" " Ok, um, you,um, stay there, I mean, take care of yourself. I ,um, am going to book a fight back to Japan immediately." Tara sounded scared, yet calmly and firmly, as always. ~~~~~~~~~~~ (Serena) After cleaning the toilet, Mina and Serena lied on the floor, which was covered with at least 2 centimeters of dusts, like two flat tires. " Ya know, Mina-chan, I can't belive that we just did * MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3*! Ya know what I mean? " "Oh, Serena,ONEGAI!!!!! *I BEG YOU* don't ever mention that, um, *THING* ever again! Aaaaww! I want to throw up! But I don't want to go near that *THING* for the next century! Those brown *THING* and those green *THING* ...God help me." She suddenly thought of something and sat up, " You know... I wonder if our friendship is real strong enough to make me help you clean that *THING* while I can lay on my new bed in my new house with my new air conditioner..." "OH JUST SHUDDUP!" . ~~~~~~~~~~ (Darien) * I wanna get the hell out of this damn place!* He grabbed his car key from underneath his bed. (MIAMIGI: remember, the house's a gigantic mess! I don't know how he knew the key was there, though) got into his new black sport car, for which he had spent one and a half year tuturing science and math on saving the money. "Hm, lemme see... dad is gone, mom is gone, Tara is not here, which leaves me alone..alone... Damn! I have never like that word before!" his face was red. VERY red. Partly because of how he thought that his parents were irresiponsible to leave him, but mainly because that he was trying the best he could *NOT* to cry.But he knew that all was not their fault. * I am not going to cry. Darien Chiba! Listen, you are not going to cry! You have alway been THE COOL ONE. THE STRONG ONE. You just can't...." But he did it. Burst into tears. His hair was like glued together. Instead of black , thick hair, he had one that looked as if he hadn't brush it for forever. His eyes were bloodshoted and swellen. "Well, at least I DO look like someone who had just lost his parents," he smirked at himself bitterly after taking a look in the side mirror. ~~~~~~~~~~~ (Darien) His cell phone rang." Moshi moshi" " Um, Dare, is that you?" " Si, soy Darien." " Soy Tara... Darien, why don't we speak Japanese?!" " Tara, I don't know what to do! I mean the've been here all my life and look what happens, THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!" " I know, I know how you feel, it's hard for me too,okay?" " Yeah sure." " Listen, do us a favor, go see the police and tell them that they are our parents, I'm going to come" back home right now,okay,I'll see you home soon, littls bro." "Okay, I'm going right now then,bye." " Bye." ~~~~~~~~~~~ (Serena) # after Mina went home# Later after Mina went home, Serena went to take a bath, since she smelled somewhat funny. When she was finished, she got dressed and went out to go meet the others. She drove in her white BMW car which had pink lining over it (MIAMIGI:* sweatdrop* um, yeah, I don't know what I'm talkin' about neither. So just used your imagination *_*" ). She finally reach, but she had this BAD feeling that someone wasn't going to be too happy. " Hey guys sorry I'm later, it's just tha-"she was cut short because of Rei. " No buts, what took you long to get here!!!! We waited for you almost for an hour!!! Can't you be more responsible for once?" " You didn't let me FINISH!! I SAID I WAS LATE BECAUSE I HAD TO CLEAN THE HOUSE AND YOU CAN ASK MINA TOO, SHE WAS THERE!!!!!!" Serena's c heeks started to grow red . " Mina, is that true?" asked Rei. " Yeah it's true, we had to clean the apartment," replied Mina " Well that still doesn't mean why Meatball head,came late!!!" " It's becuase I felt so tired and sticky that I took a long bath,PYRO, and don't call me MEATBALL HEAD!!!! " Meatball head, meatball head~~~" " SHUT UP,PYRO,you're worse than a donkey making noise! " Why I outta-" / SHUT UP BOTH OF YOUR.../ " WHAT WAS THAT!!!!????" Asked amy " I dunno..anyway guys, I think that's enough, you're making a crowd and the blond guy over there is going to kick us out" Lita pulled both girls down and gave them a *shut up or your dead*face. Rei and Serena looked around themselves and saw people looking at them,they sat down and mummered "sorry" and their face was blushing as red as a tomato. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Darien) 'Now where am I going to go' thought Darien after he finished the things Tara wanted him to do in the police station. 'It's hard enough to function at this moment,maybe I'll just go to Adrew's Arcade and talk to him for a while' When he got in the car, he turned the radio to his favorite channel,****(MIAMIGI: I don't listen radio often,OK, so just image that it's your favourite channel.) Finally he reached the Arcade, he walked in and found something noisy... it was a group of girls, two to be exact, arguing like crazywomen who just lost their husband. (MIAMIGI: well here we go again... a strange comparison...Gomen nasai) 'Well, it might do me some good, at least relax a bit, so why not?' He started to * OVERHEAR* the conversation " MEATBALL HEAD!" " PYRO" ' God! Who are these girls?!' " SHUT BOTH OF YOUR... huge gigantic mouthes!" (MIAMIGI: ok, the words in capital means that darien saied it out loud, and in small letters means when he said it in a low voice) ' Damn, I utta stop them...' he stood up and walked towards them, unknowing that his life was changed by the move. " Yo, meatball head!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hello, did you like it? * no one nodded* Did you at least understand it? *still no one nodded* Well, um, anyway e-mai me ideas and comments about the story... PLEASE *puppy eyes* O, about the little Spanish thing, I don't really know it well enough, so those spanish genius please don't kill me!!! Remember to e-mai me to *shissmart@hotmail.com* ideas and suggestions and everything is open! Tell me what do you think of the story! HASTA LUEGO! *sweatdrop* Um... I mean Ja ne! *signed in relief* Finally I'm talking Japanese instead of Spanish... *~ < the pure *GI* girl > ~*