~~~ A Horrible Apartment+ A Horrible Guy ~~~ MIAMIGI: *applause* here it is, chapter one of A Horrible Apartment+ A Horrible Guy!!! *silence* well, what else do you think I was gonna present? *silence* anyway, hope you will enjoy this chapter ^_^" DECLAIMER: I don't own Sailor Moon (even though I wished so). But I do wish that I own Darien and Seiya, though. Oh, yes, the fic is mine, but if you want to post it on your site, just e-mail me and *REMEMBER* to say that MIAMIGI is the owner of the aha+ahg series, ya know, shissmart@hotmail.com? Rate: PG-PG13 If you totally hated the prologue, still, please read this one... hope you might like it... P.S. for a few parts Darien is kind of a jerk, those members of * MAMORU FAN CLUB* please dont shoot me -_-;. Please read Henra's *Yours for all eternality*.Ii loved it! why??? because it is about Seiya and Usagi... *Mamoru fans coming near* .....let me shuddup now. "...." talking '...' thinking *...* something special CHAPTER 1 THE BIGINNING ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Mix=Serena and Darien) " Huh???" ' What a gorgerous guy' said (and thought) Ray, Amy, Lita, and Mina in unison. " I didn't call for you all.I only called for meatball head," replied Darien coldly " What do you want? And I don't think it's polite to call a stranger meatball head. Some gentleman you are." Serena stood up again but only founf herself at the height his chest. 'Who does he think he is, baka?' " So you mean it's polite to yell loudly in a public place,like you own it?!" Andrew heard the* REALLY NOIZY NOISE* and came.(MIAMIGI: I know I didn't exactly explain who Andrew is, even though almost everyone already knows. He is the * cute blond guy* Lita mentioned at prologue) " Dare, CONTROLL YOURSELF! Um, ladies, I am SO sorry for his behavior,I.. oh, I'm andrew," apologized andrew while giving darien the *you've-got-2-more-minutes-to-live-before-I-kill-you* face. ' That *Dare* boy is cute, but is Andrew boy is even cuter! Woooooow!' thought Mina excitedly. But before she came back to the reality, Serena dragged her out the arcade. " Come on, guys let's get out of this damn place!" was the only thing the *angry little meatball head* could say. On their way out, they heard andrew said, "well, come back again, huh?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Darien) After seeing the girl got in their car and drove away, Darien and Andrew sat at a table and a volcano was about to erupt--------- " You!!!!!!!!!!!! Darien Chiba, do you know what I want to do right at this moment?!" screamed Andrew crazily at that finally awaken darien. " Lemme see... choke me to death?" " It's a good thing you know, because you *ARE* going to get it!" " Yo, calm down a bit. Remember it's not easy to become an orphan overnight." saddness quickly overame darien again. " Ouch, gomen~~~ but it still doesn't give the right to do what you did to the girls! Anyway, why were you so mean to the blond girl with, um, the meatalls" Andrew hesitated a moment before making sure that it was safe to called the meatballs *the meatballs*(MIAMIGI: I know some of you are super confused, but I really don't know what else those two big *globes* can be called but meatballs! ) " I mean, aren't you worried about what will happen if you two have to see each other everyday?" "Iie," answer Darien quickly without thinking. "And why is that?" " Earth to Andrew, it was an once in a life time and will never meet again thing,OK?" Darien shook his head, thought about how can his best friend be so dumb. (MIAMIGI:*evil grin* hahaha, wanna bet Darien? You two ARE gonna meet again ^_~) " Whatever. Just remember, even though there is a huge population in Tokyo, it's still a small world, ne?" " Yes teacher" sighed Darien annoyedly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Serena) When they were in the car, Mina, who was controlling her laughter, burst into laughters (MIAMIGI: ok, I know so far it sounds kinda lame ... but... I mean... never mind....*_*;) " Oh I don't know how come I never knew that place before, but let me tell you something, girls, I am going to the arcade everyday now," exclaimed Mina excitedly. Serena looked at her best friend like she didn't even know this girl. " What are you talking about? And to see that baka everyday? Are you out of your mind, Mina-chan?!" remarked Serena surprisedly, still felt like to slap that boy. " You need a few more years, amiga. I just don't get it. How can you call those cute guys *BAKA*?!" " I didn't say that," protested Serena," I just said that the cu.. the guy with black hair is an idiot, no one else! And especially not with Andrew. God he's hot!" A total silence suddenly came over among them. while serena was busy daydreaming the rest of girl stared at her as if she'd gone mad. ' Is she Serena?' "O.K.>>>>" Amy broke the ice and asked," what was that black hair guy's name anyways?" " Something like Dar or Dear or Dare or..." Lita was trying to finish the LONG LONG LIST of Darien's name. ' I gotta agree with Mina, I am sure that I saw somebody that looked like my old boyfriend from there!' " It's Darien,Lita," said Ray, uncertain about if she did the right thing. " How did you know that?" all of them asked in unison. " He is the * PRINCE * for girl in my *OLD* school (MIAMIGI: remember she went to a private school, huh?) "OOOOOOHHH~~~" The truth was revealed. " Be quiet minna-chan, onegai, I've got a big math test tomorrow and I HAVE to study!" said Amy,who had a *THICK* big in her hand, as usual. she also had her glasses on, which were not even with her before. " Um... where did you get the *ENCYCLOPIDIA*, smart girl. Plus the glasses?" asked Ray with a big question mark above her head. " And where did you get the idea of math test?" This one was from Mina, also had the question mark. " And you don't need to study for it," Lita remarked. " And no one is going to study anyway, so you will still come in first," Serena finished for them. ".......*BEEEEEE QUIEEEEET*!!!!!" Wow~~~ you can almost see the fire in her eyes.(MIAMIGI: I know Ray is the one with fire, but just go with me here.^_^) Then Lita dropped everyone home (MIAMIGI: oh yes,every girl in this story drives) and went back to her own house. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ The end for this chapter Thank you for reading... send me e-mails.. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hahahahahaha!!!!! ^@^ ------ Now who fall for that on goes to detention! *Seeing angry faces* Ok.. I'll stop right now. I mean I'll continue the story but stop joking around. Enough with my nonsense now~~~~ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Darien) After listening to all Andrew's scolding, Darien drove home. He threw his green jacket (MIAMIGI: I hate that jacket#~#) on the brand new leather sofa and went to take a show to get rid of that sticky hair and stinky smell. ' Remember, you are an orphan now.' Darien sighed sadly when looking at the mirrow. As soon as he got himself all wet up and covered with bubbles, he heard the phone ring. *RING RING RING* he hurry grabbed a towel, put it around his waist, and ran like supersonic towards the phone half nakely (MIAMIGI: sexy mama!!!!). His well-built chest and masculs were *PERFECTLY* shown.(MIAMIGI: oh my hormones is burning up, I better stop this part. Besides, I not good with all those..) " Moshi moshi" " Darien, hey,it's Tara, I am at the airport of Tokyo right now. I just came back from United States, can you please pick me up?" " You are here already!? You sure are fast!!!!" said darien surprisedly, " ok, um, can you gime about thirty minutes? I am still nake..." Tara blanked for a second. " Naked, you mean you were doing..." " I WAS SHOWERING!!!" " Oh, gomen nasi, go ahead.." apologized Tara. ' I wonder if he's telling the truth' she thought, a smirk growing on her face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Serena) When she reached the door of her *OH-MY-GOSH* apartment,there was a package was waiting for her. She pick it up and brought it into the apartment and saw the *from RGH* sign. Immediately she knows what's inside. Her new uniform. Serena hurried *tear up* the box and what she saw really surprised her and made her felt excited. it was a silver jacket and a shirt skirt with the same color.with three black thin lines at the bottom of it. But there was something missing... ' Where's the blouse?' Just as when she was wondering, a piece of paper fell on the floor forn the skirt. It said: the blouse, for differ from the original students, is not applied by the school. Instead, the exchanged students have the rights to choose their uniform by their own. Any blouse is acceptable as long as it is plain. There shall not be more than one color on the blouse, nor shall the blouse has any kinds of pictures or words or pockets on it. Please bring it to the office the day before school re-opens to make sure it is appropriate. Reading this, she ran to the phone and called Mina. " Hey, Mina-chan, you got the uniform yet?" " Un huh, i was just going to call you, actually," " Hey, i have this great idea, why don't all of us go school-supplies-and -blouse-shopping tomorrow, huh? Amy can be our guide got the supply part!" " Sure, I'll go call 'em right away. See ya!" " Oyasumi." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Darien) On their way home, Darien was super quiet. Tara sensed something was wrong, at least something strange is going to happen. She didn't want to be the the mystery for long, so she just.... " Yo my li bro, what's up with you? i know it's hard to accept the fact that mom and dad is dead, but you gotta move on!" " Tara, I am all right" " Don' t tell me you are all right, 'cause you ARE NOT! and don't even try to argue with me, because I know you, and I know you are going to do somethin' that would want me to call you * LOKO EN LA CABESA*(MIAMIGI: it means crazy in the brain...um gomen for the Spanish again. ^_^;" He shook his head. Tara always knew him well, and both of them knew that. There was no way he could hide it from her. " You know me all right. Ok, what I am about to say is....." @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Ok, before you start being angry at me, I want you to know that this IS for real this time. I am going to say sayonara~~~~ *waving at you guys* Remember to e-mail at shissmart@hotmail.com to MIAMIGI. Oh, and I am DESPERATE for ideas for Mina, Amy, Ray, and Lita's houses,or apartments, and their cars.I have no idea how the vehicles and cars of theirs would look like. so please send me ideas.... arigato. see you guys~~~ P.S. anyone has ideas what RGH can be standing for? 'Cause I have *NO* idea! Help! @_@~~~ *~ < the pure *GI* girl > ~*