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Other Sailors

Part 4

By Isabel and Sharon the Writers

© Isabel and Sharon the Writers

Dragons Eye looked how the coffee cup flew through the room and hit the wall, only to fall apart.

Snakes Eye was walking up and down the room, cursing everything, but mostly herself.

Dragons Eye clapped her wings and followed her companion with her eyes.

"Will you finally quit that?"

"No!"

Dragons eye continued to follow Snakes Eye with her eyes for a few more minutes.

"Will you finally quit that now?"

Another coffee cup flew through the room, this time towards Dragons Eyes head.

She looked how the cup made its way over to her and bowed her head to the left, watching the cup smash against the wall from the corner of her eye.

"You know, we're not going to have a lot of coffee cups if you continue doing that."

"I don't care! What's the use? Our orders were to destroy the Sailor Senshis and we failed."

"And?"

"And what?! Remember what happened to Geraldula when he failed?"

Dragons Eye gulped.

"Ehm, yea…"

She looked at the ceiling for a minute and grinned.

"But she doesn't have to know it."

Snakes Eye stared at her.

"What do you mean?"

"Geraldula ran to the Queen as soon as he was defeated, thus letting her know he failed and got zapped. But if we don't tell her we failed, we won't get zapped, get my point?"

"And so we would have a second chance?"

"Jup."

Snakes Eye grinned.

"Well, what are you waiting for?"

"huh?"

"Get off your lazy butt and do something."

"No thanks, my butt's very comfortable here."

Snakes Eye looked at Dragons Eye annoyed.

"Well, I guess I'll go alone then."

"Where to?"

Snakes Eye didn't answer and grabbed her coat.

"HEY!"

Dragons Eye jumped up while masking her wings and raced after her.

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"And now for the local news. Two young people, a girl and a man, have been found today in a situation which leaves a lot of psychiatrists with questions that are left unanswered. Both people have been found in a stage that psychiatrists define as 'Soulless'."

Misses Plum walked into the living room where Mary and Jamie were laughing their butts of infront of the television.

She shook her head and walked to the kitchen.

"Is there anything I can make for you?"

Jamie wiped the laughing tears from her eyes.

"No thanks, we're going away in 5 minutes anyway."

"Okay, don't be home too late."

Mary closed her computer while Jamie pushed her math book in her satchel.

5 minutes later both girls were walking to the McD's, which had been crowned to official Sailor HQ.

When they arrived at the building they looked around for their friends.

Mary pulled out her computer and started typing something on it.

"YO! SAILORGIRLS! OVER HERE!"

"BILLY! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE!"

Jamie and Mary sighed at the same moment while the latter pushed her computer in her pocket.

They walked over to Billy and Reiki.

"Hello. Billy."

"Hi. Jamie. And. Uh… Mary wasn't it?"

"Jup."

"I was in time."

"We know Reiki."

"Konnichi wa Reiki, Jamie, Mary and baboon."

"Hi Ivana."

"Quit drooling on the table, Billy."

Aleta walked in through the door, obviously in a not-to-good-mood and flopped down in a chair.

Reiki smiled.

"HIII ALETA-CHAN!"

"*grumble* hi *grumble*"

Ivana looked at Aleta and frowned.

"Something wrong?"

"Parents friggin me out, private teacher's a jerk, period, do I need to continue?!"

"Eh… No…"

Sidra walked in, looked around, saw the group of Sailors and baboon, grinned and walked over to them.

"Hi."

"Olla!"

"*grumble* hi *grumble*"

"Well, we're in a happy mood today, aren't we?"

"Shutup."

"Okay."

Mary stood up and held her computer up in the air.

"Okay, back to business! Lets move out!"

So the 6 girls, and Billy, walked out of the McD's and started randomly walking through the city.

After a while Jamie stopped, pushed her hands and face against a shop window and made some weird 'ooooh' sound.

"They have the new Furby Baby!"

"Uh… Great…"

"When are you going to transform already? All this walking is such a drag…"

"Oh shut up, we didn't ask you to come along!"

Reiki nodded.

"Why don't you go back to the McD's and uh… Sit on yer scooter untill we return?"

"Why?"

"Well… Could it possibly be because you're dead annoying?"

"Who me?"

Sidra sighed.

"No offence Billy, but you don't have any super powers or something and could get hurt."

"Ohyea. That's a good option too."

Billy pouted.

"You just don't want me around *sob*"

"Go to the McD's and get lost."

"Okay, okay. But don't expect me to bring you back home in time for dinner, so HAH!"

Billy turned around and walked back to the McD's.

Mary pulled her sister away from the shop window.

"Come along, we have business to attend to!"

"But...Furby!"

"SCREW FURBY! FURBY DOESN'T NEED TO BE SAVED FROM EVIL FEMALE/MALES THAT STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, NOW MOVE!"

"But but but…!"

So they were walking once again, Jamie still nagging about the furby, and Mary rapidly typing something on her computer.

After a while she looked up and grinned.

"Konnichi wa Felix, Jade, Celeste and Gabe."

The guardians walked to the sailors from the alley they'd been sitting in. Felix flew up and sat down on Marys shoulder.

"How did you know we were here?"

"You always are… And the comp was telling me. ^___^"

"Beep beep beep beep beep!"

"And he's telling me something now too!"

Mary quickly hit some keys on the comp and the towns map appeared, showing one red dot.

"Attack at Sunshine Square!"

Jamie snapped out of her furby stage and jumped up and down.

"Lets go!"

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"1, 2, 3!"

Dragons Eye couldn't help but grin when the small crystal emerged.

"Jees, you were a bitch…"

"Defender of wind and light, I am the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Eclipse, and in the name of the universal storms, I will punish you!"

"Defender of ice and cool breezes, I am the pretty sailor suited soldier, Sailor Aira, and in the name of ice, I will punish you!"

"Defender of stars and space, I am the pretty sailor suited soldier, Sailor Mira, and in the name of light, I will punish you!"

"Defender of Sagna and Earth, I am the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Sagna, and in the name of Sagna, I will punish you!"

"Defender of Ara and Fire, I am the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Ara, and in the name of fire, I will chastise you!"

"Defender of colors and light, I am the pretty sailor suited soldier, Sailor Kyokukou, and in the name of light, I will punish you!"

"You again?!"

Mira looked at the girl who was being soulless.

"Ehm, girls...we don't need to safe _her_."

Sagna turned around.

"Huh? Whattayamean?"

"She's no big loss! Lets go back to the McD's!"

Mary raised an eyebrow.

"You know her?"

"Yea, too bad, but I do. Her name's Pricilla."

Kyo suddenly freaked out.

"KILL HER!"

"Nani?!"

"SHE STOLE MY BOYFRIEND! Well… Uh. He was going to be my boyfriend and SHE STOLE HIM!"

Eclipse sighed.

"Life sucks… But it's not a reason to let her get killed…unfortunately…"

Dragons Eye now also raised her eyebrow.

"Are you done jabbing?"

"Yeah."

"Good. 3!"

Dragons Eye s whip expanded and wrapped itself around Pricilla.

"2!"

She gave the whip a quick pull, making Pricilla turn around like a small tornado.

"1!"

Pricilla stopped twisting, and posed, being transformed into some extremely ugly girl with a lot of makeup.

Sagna and Ara both pulled a disgusted face.

"Gross!"

Mira was leaning against a wall examining her fingernails.

"She hasn't changed THAT much…"

The Make up monster grinned her awfully fake white teeth bare.

"Die!"

Eclipse just managed to dodge one of the lipsticks that were thrown at the sailors.

Ara was less fortunate, she got a direct hit on the forehead.

She carefully removed the lipstick.

"Men, that hurts!"

Sagna wiped some red stripes from her legs.

"I think these aren't normal lipsticks…"

"SHE HIT MY CHEEK!"

Kyo was jumping up and down and pointed at the Makeup monster.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN! As soon as I think up an attack…"

Aleta, who was still dodging lipsticks, made her way over to Kyo.

"Well, we could purify her. But I wonder if it's worth it…"

"Hmm… It would be really sad for Jimmy if his girlfriend was a brainless Makeup monster…"

Mira hid behind a trashcan.

"But she always was brainless! QUIT THAT YOU BRAINLESS GEEK!"

Sagna hid behind the same trashcan.

"Just do something or I'll do something!"

"Eclipse Sparkling Wind!"

The Wind made its way over to the makeup monster, and hit it with full force.

After a bright flash of light Pricilla fell on the ground.

Eclipse looked at her and then at her lipstick smudged outfit, then she pointed at the unconscious girl.

"I HATE you!"

Sidra grinned.

"Well, you're not the only one around here…"

Sagna looked at Dragons Eye.

"That was it?"

Dragons Eye looked back, then quickly clapped her wings and disappeared.

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The girls, back into human shape, were making their way back over to the McD's.

Jamie, who was suffering from some lipstick on her cheek which wasn't planning on coming of, was nagging about never wanting to see make up again.

Mary was once again typing something on her computer, mumbling something about a change in monsters.

After a while they heard quick footsteps and turned around.

Ryo made an emergency stop infront of the group.

"Konnichi wa, saw you girls walking and decided to say hi. Sidra, I didn't know you knew Jamie!"

"Well uh… We just… Met one day and uh… Started talking and… Stuff."

"Aw, never mind explaining. Where are you heading?"

"McD's…"

"Goodie ^__^"

So the group continued on their way to the McD's.

When they finally arrived they saw Billy running towards them.

"Hey! How'd it go? Uh… Jamie? You've got something on your face…"

"I know…"

"Well, I guess it went perfectly then! You didn't need my help after all."

"But you're going to need theirs."

They turned around and saw Snakes Eye (doing a dramatic pose).

Ryo, who was standing at the back of the group, grinned.

"Well…look who's here…"

"Shut up. 1!"

Snakes Eye did the whip thingie.

"2! 3!"

Billy gasped for air as his Soul Crystal began to come out.

Jamie and Ivana quickly exchanged glances and both hit Ryo on the back of her head, knocking her out.

Mary reached for her transformation gem.

"Ara Constellation Power, Make Up!"

"Mira Star Power, Make Up!"

"Eclipse Cosmic Power, Make Up!"

"Aira Ice Power, Make Up!"

"Sagna Planet Power, Make Up!"

"Kyokukou Light Power, Make Up!"

In a flash the girls transformed and stroke their poses.

Snakes Eye paid no attention to the Senshis and walked to Billy, grabbing his Soul Crystal.

"LET GO YOU ASSHOLE!"

Aira grabbed Snakes Eyes' arm and started to open her hand.

"Gimme the goddamn Crystal you bitch!"

Somewhere on the background Ryo carefully sat up, touching the back of her head.

She stood up, heavily leaning on the Ronald McDonald statue and looked at the scene in front of her.

She stretched her back and leaned against the statue, watching the battle.

Kyo grabbed her Caine and started smashing it into Snakes Eyes' head.

"Letgoletgoletgoletgoletgoletgo."

Snakes Eye dropped the Crystal and grasped her head.

"That hurt!"

"AIRA! CRYSTAL!"

Aira quickly grabbed the Soul Crystal and went standing with the other Sailors.

Sagna pulled her Glaive out of thin air while Eclipse shove her pen out to its full length.

"Well, what do you say? Shall we give her a taste of Sailor Power?"

Sagna quickly made some moves with the Glaive.

"Sagna Reminiscence Beam!"

The Purple beam shot out of the Glaive, towards Snakes Eye.

"What the…"

The beam hit and Snakes Eye fell on her knees, screaming.

"Oi, some memories that must be…"

Ryos eyes widened when she looked what happened to Snakes Eye.

"Holy shit…What IS that thing?"

Eventually the beam faded, and Sagna walked over to Snakes Eye.

"You must have had one helluva past."

Snakes Eye carefully got up and managed to grin, even tho it looked like she was in a lot of pain.

"That was smart of you… Letting me remember I lost. But you'll have to do better than that."

She pushed Sagna away and walked to Billy.

"3, 2, 1!"

Her whip expanded, wrapped around Billy, made him twist like a tornado and when he stopped twisting he had an evil grin on his face and was holding a baseball bat.

Sagna, who had fallen on her behind, stood up and looked at the Baseball monster.

"oi…"

"Billy, what…"

Kyo was cut short when Billy gave her a serious blow on the head with his baseball bat.

She stumbled backwards and fell down on the ground.

"Hey you jerk! If you keep on going like that Ivana's not going to date you!" Mira yelled.

Sagna dodges the baseball bat.

"I don't think he could care less right now! Ara! Do something for crud's sake!"

Ara looked clueless for a moment, but then went standing with her friends.

"Ara Fire Wall!"

The large dome of fire shaped around the group.

The monster looked at it for a moment and then quickly hit through it with his back, knocking Ara over.

She fell down and grinned.

"Heh, forgot they use aluminum for baseball bats now."

The Baseball monster looked around and started making his way to Aira.

"No! Get back!"

The monster stopped walking.

"What the…"

Ara made the Fire Wall disappear and pointed at Airas hand.

"The Soul Crystal! You're holding it! He has to obey you!"

Aira opened her hand and looked at the Soul Crystal.

"Uh. Okay."

She got a weird look on her face.

"WHO CARES! I WANT MY BILLY BACK!"

The Baseball monster looked clueless and sat down on the ground being bored.

Mira grabbed Airas shoulders and shook her.

"Quit whining and let Billy attack that guy… girl… Whatever."

"But he could get hurt…"

"DO IT!"

"Okay… Billy! Attack the bad girl! Bad guy… Oh fuck it… Go attack it!"

The Baseball monster turned around and walked to Snakes Eye, his baseball bat high in the air.

Snakes Eye stumbled backwards.

"Get back… Don't…"

She fell over a chair and disappeared.

She appeared behind Ryo, and grabbed her at the back of her tank top.

"Come along you!"

"But!"

The 2 disappeared again, leaving the sailor senshis, a baseball monster and a lot of confused McD's customers.

Sagna looked at the monster.

"Shouldn't we change him back or something?"

Kyo got up and rubbed her head.

"Thaaat huuuuurt."

Aira looked at the monster too.

"As much as I like a Billy who obeys my every command, could someone purify him or something?"

Kyo nodded.

"Light Healing Kaleidoscope!"

She threw the multi-colored orb towards the monster and he turned back to zombie-Billy.

"Okay, as much as I like a zombie-Billy who obeys my every command…"

"Shut up."

"How do we get that Crystal back in?"

"I dunno."

Zombie-Billy stood in the middle of a group of confused people and stared at the Ronald Mac Donald's statue.

Sagna looked at the scene.

"Maybe if we hold it above his chest?"

"We could try it."

Aira walked towards Zombie-Billy.

"Okay Billy, bend over backwards."

Zombie-Billy bend over backwards (that looked painful…) and Aira held the Crystal above his chest.

"It's not working! Maybe you need to say a special word or something?"

Sagna looked at the Crystal, which was floating above Billys chest.

"Maybe you should command him to take it back, Aira."

"Okay. Billy, take the goddamned Crystal back!"

The Soul Crystal flickered with bright light and went into Billys chest.

"HURRAY!"

"Hey, whaddayaknow…"

"My baaaaaack…"

Billy fell on the ground moaning in pain.

"Owowowowowow…"

Sagna looked at the people in the McD's, who all stared back.

"Hehe ^__^() Okay people, show's over! Nothing to see here!"

She quickly walked over to Aira.

"Get Billy out of here! We gotta find a place to detransform."

"Here we are, live at the Mac Donald's, where, right before our very eyes, a grand battle has taken place!"

A news reporter with camera crew walked over to the Sailors, pushing the microphone under Sagnas nose.

"Miss Sailor Scout, do you have time for a few words?"

"err…"

Aira helped Billy up.

"Come on, let's get out of here."

The reporter blocked the door.

"I want an interview!"

The Scouts looked at each other and then opened their mouth at the same time.

"GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!"

The reporters face went blank and he carefully stepped out of the doorway.

The scouts walked out, after a while noticing that the reporter was following them.

"What do you want?" Mira asked annoyed.

"An interview! Come on, it'll only take five minutes. It's not like you have to save the world or anything. All I want is to ask you a few questions!"

Ara put her hands on her hips and looked at the reporter.

"5 minutes, not one more!"

The reporter screamed like a giddy schoolgirl.

"Goody! Okay, the first question: Where do you come from?"

"Duh, from our mothers' wombs."

The reporter looked confused.

"Eh… Okay. Next question: Why do you fight crime? Are you being paid?"

Ara blew some hair out of her face.

"It's our duty. Nope, not a penny."

"Don't you feel that you should be rewarded for all your good jobs?"

"Hell yea."

"Okay. Now tell me, how did you get those powers?"

"Well, we were born with them, but they can only be called forth after a transformation. During the transformation there's a strange and complex mixture of energy, positive, that is, which wakes up the genes and hormones that enable one to use those powers. It's all in the genes. The transformations have to be made using a transformation item, which actually creates the mixture of energies, if you understand what I mean."

The reporter looked clueless.

"Uh… Yeah…"

"Five minutes are up, goodbye!"

The Sailors continued on their way.

Sagna walked to Aira.

"Okay, now what? We need a save place to de-transform."

"Yea, you're right…"

Aira looked around.

"The streets are crowded. Maybe we can go to somebody's home?"

"Like whose? If we walk in to, for example, my home, people will immediately suspect me and Ara to be sailors."

Billy, who leaned heavily on Aira's shoulders, looked up.

"Our home is at the edge of the city, not a soul there. And my mom's away all day."

Sagna nodded.

"Lets go there."

So, 20 minutes later, the scouts walked into Kyo and Billys house.

With a sigh of relieve Ara de-transformed into Mary and fell down in a chair.

"Thank God, I thought I was going crazy with all those people looking at us."

Ivana grinned.

"But was it because of the Sailor uniforms or the lipstick smudges?"

"Both."

Jamie sat down on the floor.

"Okay, where's the TV? I wanna see if they're making a rewind out of our interview. We're famous now!"

Ivana sat down on the couch and Gabe curled up on her lap.

Reiki started looking around for the television she lost, and Billy turned it on.

After zapping through different channels they stumbled upon a rewind of the interview.

Jamie pouted.

"Mary was doing all the talking, we didn't even get a chance to say anything."

Mary snorted.

"I don't think any of you would have given any scientifically responsible answers, like I did."

"Our genius…"

Mary snorted again and concentrated on the television screen while playing with Felix' feathers.

Suddenly Reiki jumped up and clapped a hand in front of her mouth.

"Ohmigawd!"

Everybody turned around to look at her.

Jamie picked up Jade and raised an eyebrow.

"Nani?"

Reiki pointed at Billy.

"If he recognized us… And we were on TV… And everybody recognized us…"

Everybody got blue around their noses while the message came through.

Aleta held Celeste under her arm like a sack of flour.

"We're screwed…"

Gabe looked up bored.

"Of course not."

Ivana raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, it's kind of logical Billy recognized you as the Sailor Senshi."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"You'll see."

Gabe lost all the interest in the conversation and started to lick his paw.

Aleta took Celeste on 2 hands and held her up in the air.

"What was he talking about?"

"Meow?"

Aleta made an irritated 'ooooh' sound and placed Celeste back in her former position.

Mary looked at Felix.

"Why won't you guys ever give some good information?"

"Because?"

Mary also made the 'oooh' sound, got her computer from her pocket and started typing something on it.

Reiki looked at Billy and got a weird grin on her face.

"AHA! I know! Billy is a sailor! Yeah! And he has to walk around in short skirts just like we do! That's why you won't say it coz you think it'll embarrass him!"

Jamie jumped up and stroke a pose.

"Fighting for love and baseball, I am the pretty sailor suited Sailor Billy! And in the name of my baseball bat, I will punish you!"

Billy looked at Jamie.

"I never thought it was possible, but I think you're more insane than Reiki. Congrats."

"Why thank you, I'm very pleased ^__^"

Reiki pointed at Jamie.

"I'M MORE INSANE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

Jamie pointed back.

"AND I CHALLENGE YOU FOR A DUEL!"

"YOU'RE ON!"

"Hello! Have you brought some friends?"

Billy jumped up.

"Mom!"

Jamie picked jade up and waved at Pauline.

"Konnichi wa!"

Pauline smiled.

"Hello."

She looked at Billy and Reiki.

"Are they all staying for dinner? Because then I'll have to go to the grocery again."

"Nonono, they were just leaving, heheheh!"

Billy pushed everybody to the door.

"Bye! Byebye! Don't be a stranger!"

Jamie looked how the door closed and pointed at it.

"HEY!"

Reiki started pounding into the door.

"YOU LOCKED ME OUT TOO YOU… you… BABOON! IVANA DOESN'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!"

Billy opened the door, pulled Reiki inside and closed the door again.

Jamie watched the whole scene and pointed at the door again.

"HEY!"

Mary sighed, placed Felix on her shoulder and started dragging Jamie away from the door.

"Come on, we're leaving!"

"But…"

"NO BUTS!"

Ivana started searching for something in her backpack and pulled out a cellphone.

"I might as well call my driver… *sigh* I don't feel like walking all the way home. Want a ride?"

"SURE!"

So they all waited for Ivanas driver to arrive, randomly looking into houses and tapping windows.

When the driver finally arrived they all flomped down on the back seat of the car.

Mary, who was sitting somewhere on Jamies lap, hit the ceiling with her head.

"Ouch! I think we have a problem."

Jamie closed on of her eyes to avoid getting Felix' feathers in it.

"You don't say…"

Ivana sighed frustrated.

"This isn't the only seat in the car you know…"

"Oh."

So, after some re-organization, everybody was sitting more or less comfortable in the car.

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Misses Plum was just pouring tea in a cup when she noticed the large limo that was stopping in front of the house.

She walked to the window to get a better look and raised an eyebrow when Jamie and Mary stepped out.

When the 2 girls walked through the front door she looked at them.

"You have been walking in the city all day with your pets and arrive home in a limo."

She shook her head.

"I'm getting too old for this world."

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All ideas, situations and stuff taken from the Sailor moon series are © DiC and we make no money for writing this.

Jamie, Mary, Aleta, Felix, Jade, Celeste, misses Plum, Inibar, Novele and Ryo are © to me, Isabel and are not to be used without my permission.

Reiki, Ivana, Sidra, Billy, Pauline, Pricilla, Gabriël and Aline are © to her, Sharon, and are not to be used without permission.