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The Other Sailors

Part 5

By Isabel and Sharon the Writers

© Isabel and Sharon the Writers

Dragons Eye was once again watching how a coffee cup smashed against the wall.

She leaned back in the chair she was sitting in and looked at Snakes Eye.

"Okay, now what?"

Snakes Eye was walking up and down the room and grabbed another coffee cup.

"We can't stay away forever Drake… We have to go to the Queen some day…"

"But Alleeeeen!"

"Quit whining and get your act together. Maybe we'll be lucky and get killed fast."

Snakes Eye threw the coffee cup out of the window (out on the streets an old man got hit and yelled something about kids these days).

Dragons Eye bend out of the window to look at the old man and smiled.

"That one's ripe for the hospital…"

She pulled her head back inside and looked at Snakes Eye.

"Well, at least we have 3 Soul Crystals…"

"Yeah… Glory…"

Snakes Eye sat down on the couch and put her feet on the coffee table.

In her frustration she grabbed three cups from the table and started aiming them at a painting of the Queen.

"The Queen's a bitch. I dunno why we do everything for her…"

Dragons Eye grinned.

"Well, it was about time you found that out. And we probably do all that stuff for her coz she did something for us once."

She clapped the wings on her back to indicate what she meant.

"But was it worth it…"

Snakes Eye stared into nothingness.

"Sometimes I wish I never said what my true wish was…"

Dragons Eye sat down on the ground and looked at her sneakers.

"I don't know anymore. In the beginning I was sure that it was worth it, but the longer it lasts, the more I begin to doubt…"

Snakes Eye grabbed another coffee cup, looked at it and put it down again.

"Just look at us… Pathetic freaks of nature. No gender. No love…"

"No Memory."

Dragons Eye snorted.

"Not to mention no coffee."

Snakes Eye grinned and looked at all the shards of coffee cups in the room.

"And no coffee cups. So it doesn't matter that we don't have coffee."

Dragons Eye grinned back.

"Maybe we should start drinking coke instead."

She moved a little to save one of her wings from being smashed against the wall.

"Long time ago I last drunk coke…"

"Oh, we're getting too sentimental here…"

"Yeah, next thing you know we're in Jerry Springer. I can see it now: Next time on Jerry Springer: Girls Who Are Freaks Of Nature Without Memories Who Are Being Used By A Bitching Queen."

Snakes Eye giggled.

"Talkshows, the ultimate horror…"

There was a change in the air and Snakes Eye looked around scared.

"Did you feel that?"

"Yea, did you overpay the gasbill again?"

"No you baka…"

"Snakes Eye, Dragons Eye. I want a word with the two of you."

Dragons Eye looked at Snakes Eye and gulped.

"We're screwed…very, VERY screwed."

Snakes Eye got tears in her eyes and looked at Dragons Eye.

"At least we had fun while it lasted…"

"Yea…Hate to say it, but I'll miss you."

Snakes Eye chuckled and wiped her tears away.

"Ready?"

"Be bold, be brave, and confront your destiny!"

Dragons Eye walked over to a small closet and pulled a tiny leather sack from one of the drawers.

"Three Soul Crystals…Maybe she'll let one of us survive."

"I'd rather die than survive knowing you died. Let's go."

The 2 walked out of the apartment and made their way over to the basement of the building.

While Dragons Eye made sure no one was following them, Snakes Eye knocked the wood of a closet 3 times.

They both waited for a minute and almost jumped in each others arms when the closet was blasted out of the way.

Behind it was a huge dark red portal.

Dragons Eye gulped.

"Never saw that thing as scary as now. We must have _really_ pissed her of this time."

Snakes Eye nodded and walked through the portal followed by Dragons Eye.

The next thing they knew they were standing in the throne room.

A lot of weird and scary looking creatures were staring at them.

"My Reptile Duo. Never have you failed me before. Always so good at doing your job right. Is this how you repay me for helping you out? For fulfilling your wishes?"

Snakes Eye and Dragons Eye remained silent.

"And yet I wonder, is it really your fault or are the Sailor Senshis just too powerful for you to handle?"

Dragons Eye looked at her toes.

"We did the best we could…"

"And it was not enough." The Queen snapped.

Snakes Eye cringed while Dragons Eye kept looking at her toes.

Igor/Otis, who was still walking with a crutch, looked at the Queen.

"Well, that'll be the second and the third, my Queen, who will serve you next?"

Dragons Eyes head snapped up.

"But…We always did what you ordered us to! We never failed you before!"

The Queen sighed.

"Geraldula only had to fail me once to be killed, I even allowed you two to have a second chance…"

Dragons Eye turned blue around the nose.

"You knew?"

"Yes I knew. I know everything! But sad enough, I am really fond of you and killing you two would be like killing my own children."

Dragons Eye looked at Snakes Eye and gave her a I-think-we'll-live look.

Snakes Eye nodded a little.

"So, I will grant you a third and FINAL chance. You can't help it if I didn't make you strong enough to defeat the Sailors. That was my own blunder."

Dragons Eye carefully looked at the Queens face.

"You aren't going to kill us?"

"Not yet. But I am going to make you stronger."

Dragons Eye let out a sigh of relieve and smiled at Snakes Eye.

"We must have luck on our side…"

The Queen held her hand out to Igor/Otis, who handed her a staff.

She looked at it.

"You will be stronger, faster, more agile than you've ever been before. You will go after those scouts, and you will kill them this time. If you fail again, I'll be forced to clear you of the face of the universe."

She pointed the staff at the 2 girls/boys.

"Serve me right, and I will reward you."

Dragons Eye closed her eyes when a bright light came from the staff and hit her.

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"But I don't wanna go to the theatre!"

Jamie gave a yelp when she fell out of her bed, tangled in her blankets.

She looked around in her room and scratched her head.

"I would have sworn I had to go to the theatre…"

"Jamie?"

She heard Mary knock on her bedroom door.

"Come in!"

Her little sister opened the door and peeked in.

"Why are you laying on the floor like that?"

"It's my new hobby…note sarcasm."

"Yea, I bet. Are you coming down for breakfast?"

"Yea, sure. What day?"

"Saturday."

Jamie immediately was on her feet and dressing herself.

"Shit shit shit! What time is it?"

"Only 09:17, take it easy, we have more than an hour to get there."

Jamie jumped around on one leg while putting her jeans on.

"Shit! Breakfast. Feed the cats. Get to the McD's. NOT ENOUGH TIME!"

"You sound like you're about to have a nervous breakdown…"

"I am!"

3 minutes later Jamie raced down the stairs and sprinted to the kitchen, where she quickly snatched 2 slices of bread from the breadbox.

Mary followed, carrying Felix under her arm like a sack of flour.

She sat down on at the kitchen table, where jade was busy washing herself. The cat looked at Jamie for a minute.

"She's sure fired up."

"Yea, think she's stressing out or something."

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"For the girl who has everything I bring new love, I bring new love…"

"Would you shut up for one minute?"

"Coz the girl who has everything can't get enough of my love."

"Shut up!"

"Okay."

Sidra looked at Reiki and Billy arguing and took a bite from her hamburger.

Then she looked at Ivana.

"Are you two officially girlfriend and boyfriend?"

Billy and Ivana looked up.

"Who us?"

"Yea you."

"I dunno. Wanna be my girlfriend?"

"Okay ^-^"

"Now we're girlfriend and boyfriend."

"Yay!"

Aleta looked up from her milkshake when she heard someone falling of the stairs.

A few seconds later Jamie slid in front of her feet, lying on her back.

Mary walked right behind her sister with Jade and Felix.

Aleta looked down at Jamie.

"Just what _are_ you doing?"

"I'm entering the McD's and breaking my neck while walking down the stairs. T_T"

"Ivana is my girlfriend!"

"Shut up."

"Ivana and Billy sitting in a tree…"

"SHUT UP!"

Ivana sighed and sipped from her coke.

"I'm bored…"

"Then, by all means, lets go do something!"

Jamie, who was still lying on the ground, grinned.

"Yes, lets patrol the city and get our fukus smudged with lipstick!"

Billy smiled.

"Don't worry, I'll protect your fukus from lipstick smudges. I brought my baseball bat."

He pointed at the subject in question, which was leaning against his chair.

Jamie reached out and grabbed the bat, swinging it around a few times.

After a minute a girl from the McD's walked towards the group and bend over Jamie.

"Miss, are you alright?"

"Of course I'm alright! Why wouldn't I be?"

Reiki grinned.

"You're laying on the floor in the McD's…"

"I'm too lazy to get up."

"Lazy baka Jamie-chan…"

Jamie worked herself upon her feet and dusted her jacket of.

"Okay, we have work to do!"

"Yea! Let's go outside to patrol the city and rid it from the evil that will come upon it!"

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Dragons Eye looked at the pie in the oven.

"Are you sure we're doing it the right way?"

Snakes Eye quickly looked in the cooking book that was lying on the table.

"Of course we are. At least, the book says so."

"But what if it explodes?"

"Then we'll have a lot more than coffee stains to clean up."

"But Aaaallleeeeeeeheeeeeen!"

"Draaaahaaaaahaaaake… Baka. Okay. I think it's all right now. We can do this…"

Dragons Eye turned around and grabbed a large bowl from a shelf.

"Okay, lets see. 2 cups of milk, a little sugar, 300 gram of flour… This recipe looks complicated to me."

She threw some of the ingredients in the bowl and started mixing them with a spoon.

"Now add 2 eggs. Where are the eggs?"

Snakes Eye tightened her 'Kiss the cook' apron and started looking for eggs in the fridge.

She finally found some and handed them to Dragons Eye.

"Arigato."

Dragon Eye threw both of the eggs in the mixture and watched how they floated around.

Snakes Eye bend over and looked at it.

"I think you're supposed to remove the shell first."

"Oh. Yea! That's an idea too!"

She broke the eggs, making a lot of little pieces of eggshell end up in the mixture, and looked in the cooking book again.

"Ehm, a little bit of salt. Get to your work and don't fail me again… What kind of stuff is that?"

Snakes Eye grabbed the book and looked at it.

"Dunno, must be something exotic."

"WHAT DO YOU 2 THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"

Dragons Eye jumped up and dropped the bowl, including what was in it, on Snakes Eyes head.

Igor/Otis came running (stumbling) in with his crutch held above his head.

"Get to your work you lazy reptile thingies!"

"But we…"

"NO BUTS! Or I'll kick yours!"

"How are you planning to do that Capt. One leg?"

Dragons Eye giggled when Igor/Otis lost his balance and disappeared behind the coffee table.

Snakes Eye looked in a mirror and touched her hair.

"Now I'll have to go shower…"

"What's wrong with that? I know guys are used to not showering for 3 days 'n stuff…But you aren't a guy…I think."

Snakes Eye stuck out her tongue.

"YOU CAN SHOWER AFTER YOU DEFEATED THE SAILOR SENSHIS!"

"Hey look, he's still here."

"YOU BET I AM! NOW GO OUT AND FIGHT!"

"But we're huuuungry…"

"The pie!"

The 2 girls/boys turned around when thick black clouds came from the oven.

Dragons Eye quickly pulled on a pair of oven mints and opened the oven.

"I _told_ you something was going wrong!"

"Beh yeah…"

"FORGET ABOUT THE PIE! FIGHT! DEFEAT THE SAILORS! Have you forgotten about your reward?"

"No, but we don't know what it is."

"Jah."

Dragons Eye looked at the burned pie in her hands.

"Damn, and it looked so yummy…I wanna eaeaeat!"

"FIGHT!"

"EAT!"

"FIGHT, DAMMIT!"

"We can't fight on empty stomachs…"

"YEA IGOR! FEED US!"

Igor/Otis sighed.

"I am surrounded by idiots…"

Dragons Eye handed him the burned pie and walked to the closet.

"Maybe we have some milk and cookies left. Otherwise we'll have to order pizza again."

"We could also go the McDonalds! The food there is yummy too! And cheap!"

Dragons Eye closed the closet.

"Okay ^__^. Maybe we'll find the Sailors there too, remember last time?"

"Have you seen that Jamie girl on school? She was a Sailor wasn't she?"

Dragons Eye raised an eyebrow.

"She is? I dunno, I was knocked out during the transformation, by Jamie…"

"I recognized one other girl from my school, Ivana. So if we see them we could attack them before they can get a chance to transform."

Dragons Eye looked at the floor and sighed.

"Jamie is hanging out with Sidra too…"

"guh?"

"Nevermind…Lets go eat, I'm starving! FEED ME ALLEN!"

"Feed me Allen… Do this Allen… Do that Allen…"

"GO FIGHT WITH THE SAILORS!"

"Oh shut up."

Snakes Eye picked up Igor/Otis and threw him out of the window.

"Go attack them yourself, we're going to eat and you can't stop us, so HAHAHAHAH!"

Dragons Eye looked out of the window.

"You hit that old guy again…"

"Yes, I have good aim."

"I'll say…"

She walked to the chair where her jacket was hanging over and snorted.

"I need a new jacket…this one is getting old."

She put the jacket on while masking her wings and set course for the front door.

"Are you coming? I'm hungry and I want to eat!"

"Yeah yeah yeah…"

Snakes Eye closed her eyes for a sec, and when she opened them again her pupils were round.

"Lets go."

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Jamie hummed a soft tune while walking past the shop windows.

"And we're walking...we're walking people, still walking…"

"Shut up Jamie."

"Hmph."

Aleta placed her hands behind her head and sighed.

"This is boring…nothing's happening…It's warm…I forgot to buy bottled water…And this cat is hanging over my shoulder."

Celeste made a disapproving sound and put her nails in Aleta's shoulder.

"Ouch! Hey you bitch! Why'd you go and do that?"

"You're irritating me."

Ivana was doing her best to keep herself from stepping on Gabe, who was walking in front of her.

"Could you walk normal for a change?"

Gabe looked up.

"It's not easy being a cat you know."

"Yeaah… I feel your pain…"

"Ouch! Step on me again and I'll skin you alive!"

"HOW RUDE!"

Jamie sighed.

"This is the 3rd time we're passing the McD's… I don't think they're attacking today…"

"Just like yesterday… And the day before yesterday. And the day before the day before yesterday."

Sidra sighed.

"I don't mind walking in circles around town, but would you guys please quit complaining?"

"No, we have the right to complain. And I for one do mind walking around in circles all day, coz it's very warm and I'm melting."

Jamie nodded in self agreement and suddenly started waving.

"Hey look! It's Inibar and Novele! Over here you guys!"

The couple spotted Jamie, who was now jumping up and down, and walked towards the group.

"Konnichi wa!"

"'olla. Novele, Inibar, these are my friends, and my bratty little sister."

"I'm not bratty!"

"Yes you are! Girls, these are Inibar and Novele, 2 of my classmates."

Billy looked up.

"Girls?"

"Oh yea, and baboon."

"That's more like it."

Inibar looked at Billy.

"You are actually approving this?"

"She'll kick my ass if I won't ^-^. But I've always got Ivana to save me. Right Ivana?"

"Eh… Yeaaaah… GABE! WATCH OUT WHERE YOU PUT YOUR NAILS!"

"Meow?"

"YEA MEOW!"

Novele scratched jade under her chin.

"How adorable ^-^ I wish I had a cat as cute as yours. What's his name?"

"It's a she, her name's jade. That is Celeste, Gabriël, Gabe for short, and Felix."

Jamie pointed at the guardians.

Novele looked at Felix, who was still being held like a sack of flour.

"That's a rather big bird. What kind is it? I've never seen anything like it before."

Mary sweatdropped.

"Ehm, he's a phoenix parrot. Very rare! ^__^()"

"How kewl, can he talk too?"

"Ehm..yea…sortha…Say hi Felix!"

Felix glanced at Mary and then looked at Novele.

"Hi Felix."

He said in the best parrot voice he could produce.

Novele smiled.

"Kewl!"

Mary's head snapped up when her computer started beeping. She pulled the thing out of her pocket and looked at the other Sailors.

Novele bend over to look at the pocket computer.

"Are you receiving e-mail or something?"

"Ehm…sortha…"

Mary opened the computer and looked at the screen.

"That's funny…The dots have changed color."

Sidra raised an eyebrow.

"Changed color? What does that mean?"

"I dunno, here hold this."

Mary handed Felix over to Novele, who looked a little bit lost with the large bird, and rapidly started typing things on her computer.

After a few minutes she closed the device, put it back in her pocket and took Felix back.

"TO THE MAC DONALD'S!"

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Aline was standing in line at the McD's with Ryo behind her.

"Aaaalleeeeheeen, hurry uuuup! I'm huungryyyy!"

"What do you want me to do, blow up the whole line?"

"Why not?"

"Oh, just act normal for a change…"

"I am normal! I'm so hungry, I'm gonna die…"

"Quit it!"

"When you finally get to make an order, buy me 3 hamburgers, 2 packages of fries, and XXL strawberry milkshake and a dozen of chicken nuggets."

"Buy you? All that food? Do you think the money grows on my back or something?"

"It doesn't?"

"QUIT IT!"

"BUY ME FOOD!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

"May I take your order?"

"GIMME FOOD!"

Aline pushed Ryo aside.

"Ahum. I'd like 3 hamburgers, 2 packages of fries, an XXL strawberry milkshake and a dozen of chicken nuggets. Ohyea, and a vegetable burger and a small salad without the mayo. And a coke. Please."

"It isn't coming fast enouououogh!"

Ryo, who was hanging over the counter, looked at the kitchens.

"Hurry uuuuup….I'm dying!"

"Shut up or you WILL die! Baka!"

Ryo continued to mumble something about the food not coming soon enough untill the plate with the food piled on top of it finally arrived.

"FOOD!"

Aline quickly snatched the plate before Ryo could attack it and walked over to one of the free tables, which wasn't very easy since Ryo was hanging on her leg.

"Don't take it away from me!"

"Shut up shut up shut up or I'll… FLUSH IT TROUGH THE TOILET!"

"NO! Anything but that!"

Ryo immediately sat down in a chair and laid her hands on her lap.

"I'll be a good dragon, I mean girl."

"You're not a girl."

Aline put the plate on the table and grabbed her food before Ryo could steal it.

After a few minutes Ryo looked up with her mouth stuffed with hamburger, looking at something behind Aline.

"Bwhey…It's Jbwamie." -- translation: Hey, it's Jamie.--

"Jamie?"

Aline turned around and stood up with an insane look on her face.

"This time they will die! They're all there!"

"But I like Jamie! And Novele and Inibar."

"Who?"

"Those two, you know, the ones who are looking very much in love, but not the one with the baseball bat."

"Really? People who are in love have valuable Soul Crystals. Let's go!"

"But but but but but! The FOOD!"

"SCREW THE FOOD!"

Aline grabbed Ryo at the back of her jacket and started dragging her away from the table.

"You're cruel! Aaaaleeeeeeeheeeeeeen!"

"Shut the fuck up."

"My fooood."

Ryo was stretching out dramatically to the table with her food.

"GROW UP!"

"I dun wanna grow up! I'm happy as I am!"

Aline growled something and walked up to the group of Sailors, in love couple and baboon.

"Ivana! Hey!"

"Hey Allen!"

"Allen? But that's a girl isn't it?"

"Shut up and quit embarrassing me…"

"Konnichi wa Ryo!"

Aline smiled.

"Having fun in the McD's?"

Ivana looked at Mary who was looking at her computer.

"Well… Kindof…"

Jamie now also looked at Mary.

"Sis, you okay?"

"I…I…I…I need glasses…"

"Nani?"

Jamie snatched the computer, which was displaying a map of the McD's.

She saw the place where they were sitting, and then got a very unpleasant feeling. Right next to their table were 2 bright green dots.

"Ah, a computer. Can I see it?"

"Well, actually…"

Aline snatched the computer.

Jamie pointed at her.

"HEY!"

Aline grinned.

"Ah, so I was right."

Ryo looked over her shoulder at the computer.

"What was right?"

"Baka…"

"Telll meeeeeh."

Aline looked at Jamie.

"Ready to fight, Sailor Sagna?"

Jamie acutely fell of her chair.

"NAAAAANIIIIII?!"

A few people from McD's came downstairs to see what was going on.

"Excuse me, what are you doing?"

A boy covered in zits looked at Ryo and Aline.

"Uh… Well, actually we were planning to kill those girls over there."

"Hahah, isn't that funny? Now why don't you go back to your seats and finish your fries?"

"Yeah Allen, why don't we? I'm still hungry…"

Jamie stood up again and gritted her teeth.

Jade, Mary and Felix were giving her worried looks. Suddenly a small girl a few seats away spoke.

"Are you really Sailor Sagna? You look like her. Are your friends the other Sailors?"

Jamie cursed under her breath when she noticed that everyone in the McD's basement was looking their way.

"Shit."

Reiki stood up and waved her hands.

"Heheheh, we're just kidding. Now why don't we go out of the McD's to another place, far outside. Privately… To uh… Rehearse for our school play! Yea, that's it!"

Aline shrugged.

"Fine with me. Come and catch us."

She grabbed Ryo at the collar and dragged her to the door.

Ryo was trying her best to stay where she was and held on to Novele and Inibar who were being dragged along too.

Jamie dived fore ward and grabbed Inibars feet.

"You're not going anywhere!"

"You're pulling my legs of!"

"AllEEEEEEEEHEEEEN YOU'RE HURTING ME YOU BITCH!"

"Shut up and come along."

Ryo sighed and managed to get a her feet on the ground, gave Novele a huge jerk and watched how Inibar and Jamie were pulled along.

She gritted her teeth when Jamie made a direct hit on a nearby Ronald Mac Donald statue and was forced to let go.

Aline ran out of the McD's followed by Ryo, Novele and Inibar.

Ryo paused for a second to pick up Inibar and Novele with lightning speed. She ran forward untill she was next to Aline.

"Can you carry one too? My arms'll get tired!"

"Okay."

With a sigh Aline took over Novele and switched to her Snakes Eye form. She smiled her teeth bare and Novele screamed.

"Shut up. You're noisy."

Ryo shifted Inibar a little to prevent him from hitting her wings which had grown back. She quickly switched to her Dragons Eye form and flew 7 feet up.

"So, Snakey, where are we heading for?"

"Park. Lots of room there when we… Eh… Clean it."

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All ideas, situations and stuff taken from the Sailor moon series are © DiC and we make no money for writing this.

Jamie, Mary, Aleta, Felix, Jade, Celeste, misses Plum, Inibar, Novele and Ryo are © to me, Isabel and are not to be used without my permission.

Reiki, Ivana, Sidra, Billy, Pauline, Pricilla, Gabriël and Aline are © to her, Sharon, and are not to be used without permission.