QUOTES!!!!

-"Linage, social status...why should these things matter so much? That's how grown ups are. If that's so...I'd be happier being a child, never growing up."
-"Now don't go thinking I'm just any old mad scientist."
-Washu: "There's no way out. Absolutely none. No way. that's it. Got it?" Mihoshi: "Uh, nope I don't get it at all." Washu: "Duh!"
-Tenchi: "Uh, trivial question, but did I really need to take my clothes off?" Washu: *giggles* "No."
-"Accessorize, that is the key to success!"
- "Having a foolish daughter... is more work for mom!"
- "And what do you want little Ryoko?"
- Washu: "No! Not unless..." Ayeka: "Unless?" Washu: "Unless you call me Little WASHUUUUUUUUUU!"
- "There is only one thing in the entire universe that stands between you and oblivion...the most brilliant mind in the galaxy! Your looken at her!"
-"Well probably, it's all mental."
- "Wrong!"
- "Well, I'm a renound genius you see, and your a gloopy glob of weird stuff."
- "A female student? No I am Washu, and I just happen to be the top scientific genius of the universe! I am cute I have to admit, I look a little young!"
- "Time to go, gotta get back to work."
- "It's true anyone of us could snap one day and vaporize a planet or two.. myself included of course."
- I returned you back to normal size! Whould it hurt to show me a little gratitude?
- Whining "You promised you'd be my guinea pig didn't you?"
- "I didn't create this web so some fool like you could go off on some big power trip ya know!"
-"Tenchi asked me to close the dimensional portal."
-"Tenchi this is who Sakuya really is."
-"No! I'm not doing anything unless you call me Little Washu."
-Washu: "Ofcourse I can do that, that's easy!" Aeka: "Oh really?!" Washu: "But I'm not gonna do it..." Aeka: "Whaaatt??!!" (is about to kill washu) Washu: "That would would be my standard answer-but for you I'm gonna do it, because I really really like your enthusiasium!"
-"Oh, babies-they're so beautiful."
-"No, I'm not your mom."
-"So this is the reason for the weird energy reaction I've been detecting."
-"Yes, that's definetley all of the physical samples."
-"Ouch! You shouldn't do that to your Mommy, Little Ryoko!"
-Washu:"Yes-they're all perfectly normal. hmmm..." Tenchi: "Are we done yet? Is that all? Sasami's got breakfast ready you know."
-Washu:"Of course whoever takes it falls asleep for a thousand years!" All: "Time Monitor!" Washu: "Fine, do it the easy way!"
-"Yes! Thank god he's gone!"
-Washu:"Excuse me- what is my assignment to be?" Old person: "You're new aren't you?" Washu: "Yes and my name is Washu, oh greatly respected one."