First off, I'd like to state that my parents didn't have the sense of humor to name me Nijuunigou. Apparently they knew if they had named me such a daffy calling and stuck me into a room full of Jennifers and Jessicas, I would of gotten my booty handed to me.
Anyway, I'd also like to explain that this site is certainly not my first. In fact, I had been employed to work on other people's websites long before I worked up the courage to begin my own (and look where it got me). It was mostly Dragonball Z sites, and 99% of my employers were younger than me, had terrible diction and spelling, and knew absolutely nothing about programming HTML. Yes, fellow Webmasters. Screech in horror to the fact I languished in pre-formatted templates.

However, this snivelling little wastes of plasma also known as my superiors almost always found it in them to irritate me. Whether it was about I was not pulling my workload (uploading over 200 images and whatnot was not looked upon as a considerable contribution), or the fact I was going back and correcting their spelling and information, I was always doing something wrong. All of the ten-year-olds were on a power trip, and I took it upon myself to teach them a lesson. The first one came when the Webmaster known as SUPERSAYNGOKU13 told me I was fired because I had done very little to make the site good. It was a moot point that the next day I planned a ten page update and had a new template to give to him, no sir. I wasn't going to work for him no more, no sir. The fact that I had wasted 3 hours of my life creating pages for this prepubescent twerp made me quite angry.
An argument ensued, and I implicated the site was going bye-bye, because I had logged in before Mr. SUPERSAYNGOKU changed the password. Of course, the little kiddie did a 360 and started begging me to leave his site around. Then he got his friend to try and send me a mailbomb, stupid child. Of course it didn't work, and I erased his site for trying to bomb me. There was the end of Domain of the Super Saiyan's.

And so began the Day of Reckoning for all idiot webmasters. Domain of the Super Saiyan's was not the only site to fall victim to my spurts of egotism, not at all. But I take this opportunity to remind you this site you browse upon his hallowed ground. I can think of about a dozen people chomping at the bit to bring this site down in flames and to destroy my reputation (hard to do, seeing my reputation is a dangerous and disturbed sitewrecker.)

That wasn't even about me, was it!? Well, anyway. I can't tell you my real name, no sir. The closest you can come to it is Jade, but I'd really prefer Nijuunigou. I live somewhere in Massachusetts. I don't pretend to know how to Japanese and don't filth my pages by being a idiot and going "Konnichi-wa! Hai Hai! Welcome to mai site! Gozaimasu!" or by making those STUPID, STUPID faces like "^_^". That is reason enough for me to stop looking at a site. And I'm not a nerd. Oh, that fact has been exorcized much too often. I am entering my first year of high school and expect it to be just as productive as my middle school years, in which I did have many friends and did not hole myself up in my room and dream I was an anime character. I would provide you a picture, but no doubt you'd just think it's fake. And that's all I have to say.

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