Here are some interviews. The people are interviewed by Uss Trunks(don't ask me why i chose him...)
Interview 1: UssTrunks and Krillin
UssTrunks: Hello people and welcome to our show. Tonight we will be... doing...uhhh what are we doing?
Unknown: You gotta interview me
UssTrunks: Ohh... why you?
Unknown: I dunno
UssTrunks: Ok getting on with it, what is your name?
Krillin: I am the mighty Krillin!
UssTrunks: Ok. If you're so mighty then why are you down with like one hit all the time?
Krillin: ehhh... i'm payed to do it
UssTrunks: Oh sure you are
Krillin: Yep
UssTrunks: So what are those little dots on your head?
Krillin: Well they are scars from whe(he is interupted by UssTrunks)
UssTrunks: Now moving on. You don't have a nose. Why?
Krillin: Hey! why aren't you the son of Goku? Huh? It's just like asking that!
UssTrunks: Well i can answer that question. I aint Gokus sone because i'm Vegetas son. Duh!
Krillin: Ye.. Uhh..Umm... just shut up!
UssTrunks: No! You go to hell! you go to hell and you Die! UssTrunks shoots him with his *Gun-to-shoot-people-with-when-they-tell-him-to-shut-up!*(Krillin is killed and end of interview)
UssTrunks: c ya next time peoples!
Interview 2: UssTrunks and Goku
UssTrunks: Hey people and welcome to our interview with Goku!
UssTrunks: So Goku what is it like to save the earth so many times and yet none of the normal earthlings know who are and they give you no credit?
Goku: Well i dunno. I don't really mind but it would be good to get some credit for saving earth.
UssTrunks: Yes... just like i thought...
Goku: What did you thought?
UssTrunks: This is on air isn't it?
Crew: Yes
UssTrunks: Ok. Goku you interview me
Goku: Why?
UssTrunks: Oh look! Goku's not so great! he can't save earth from me interviewing him! What ya think bout that earth!?
Goku: Oh fine then i'll interview you
Goku: So uh..(Goku is interrupted by UssTrunks)
UssTrunks: Nope ya suck. Now the ratings just went down! Why do you torture people like that Goku!? Why!!
Goku: But i didn't torture them!
UssTrunks: Their you go again! Why i ask you why?!!
Goku: Shut up!!
UssTrunks: Fine.
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UssTrunks: Can i talk now?
Goku: Ok
UssTrunks: Ok then i will talk mr Bossyboots!
Goku: I ain't bossing you at all though.
UssTrunks: It's time to terminate... good-bye Goku
Goku: What?!
UssTrunks: You herd me...
UssTrunks gets out his *Gun-to-shoot-people-with-when-they-annoy-him*
Goku: You can't do tha(Goku is destroyed)
UssTrunks: Hehehehehe... sucker. Well any way that's the end of this interview. c yall!
