Here are my 4 rules, obey them or die....
1. no sending me porn, chain letters or other such items the Mother Earth is better off without
2. if you're homophopic, run now
3. if you're going to try to shove a religon down my throat, cover your ass and /run/
4. you treat me like some innocent kid, I shove your detached foot down your throat, bringing all new meaning to the term "foot in mouth"

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by !

A RED Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Red Dragon on the inside. Remember Smaug? Yep, Red Dragon. Oh, my friend I'm in good company. Red dragons are the most vile and crafty of all the dragons. They are also the most dangerous of all dragons. As such they are the Fire Elemental dragons. Reds have a nasty tendency towards luring you in with quiet words and soft emotions, then wrapping their scaly tails around you and biting off your puny little human head. Fun, no?

But of course, Reds aren't all about killing and treasure hoarding. I like to invent creative traps, relax in the mouths of volcanoes, fly over vast forests looking for men ...er... sheep (yeah...), and pick fights. My favorable attributes are Summer, the sword, fire, courage, passion, will power, and leadership. If dragons went to war, they'd rally behind me in a snap. Well, me or a Copper Dragon. But those Coppers are wusses anyway, and I could beat one up to take command. In fact, I probably would considering my breath weapon is good old fashioned Fire, and plenty of it. Oh it's good to be the Queen.

You are 90% evil! [?] Satan, step back! You're the evilest of evil! No person is completely evil, and no person's all good either, but you're just a hop, skip, and jump away from king or queen of Hell! Good job!

You're ANGER! You're not the most pleasant person to be around! You've got a short fuse, and you're almost always mad at the world. You're represented by the color red.

What type of Bishounen are you? Find out at artificial-soul.net by Rin.
Take Which 'fallen one' are you? Quiz by Xera
Maybe you have the reason to hate, and you are angry for that right reason. Perhaps, you are angry because you are mistreated, or you just mean. But you must be aware, that it is not good to be treated cruelly or taste somebody's WRATH, and if, your victim eventually is me... you'll rot deep down in sheol like Satan

Villains fear me. Heroes envy me. is... The Cyber Executioner

Are you a Seme or Uke?
Hao's Pants - Lucky you! You've got STYLE! And the
best pants on the list! That's why they have a
shrine! All of Hao's powers secretly derive
from these awesome pants. Don't believe that
Great Spirit of Fire crap. HIROYUKI LIES.

Which Shaman King character's pants should YOU wear?
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