The Girls' Bathroom

*walks into the bathroom* *looks at self in mirror* Arg! I'm breaking out again! *washes face* *looks for a paper towel to dry face* I hate when there aren't any towels. *walks over to hand-drying-air-blowing machine, presses the button, and sticks her face in the air* Ahhh! Too hot! Too much hot air, just like Jessie. *walks back over to mirror* Oh great, just great. Judging by the way my hair looks, I just got out of a hurricane. Why can't my hair look good all of the time? Why can't it look nice like Jessie's hair?
*walks into bathroom in time to hear Cassidy's last sentence* What was that? You like my hair?
*scoffs* I was just being sarcastic. Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it? I guess not.
You don't know anything! *looks into mirror* Why, just why do my eyes have to look so bloodshot?!
Since you're ugly, your eyes have to be ugly too.
It takes an ugly person to know an ugly person.
Are you saying I'm ugly?
Wow Cassidy! You're smarter than I give you credit for.
You better watch what you're saying, missy.
Whatever, ugly person!
You are the hag!
Oh yeah!? You just wait a moment! *runs out of bathroom, and returns a few minutes dragging James into the bathroom*
Wow! I'm in the girl's bathroom!
Shut up James! Tell Cassidy that I'm not ugly!
*gives James a dirty and threatening glare*
Um, er, um, uh, are you going to hurt me? If I say something bad?
No, I won't hurt you. I'll be right back. *runs out of bathroom and returns with a shocked Butch*
Wow! I'm in the girl's bathroom!
That's not the point, Butch! Listen, I want you to beat up James now!
If Butch does, Butch dies!
No he won't because you will be dead!
Don't hurt Jess!
*mimics James* Don't hurt Jess! Weakling!
I'm not weak! Atleast I'm not insecure like you are, Botch!
If you want insecurties, take a look at Jessie!
I am not insecure!
Yes you are!
*looks around* Wow...the girl's bathroom...I never thought I would find myself in here...
James! Who cares about the bathroom!
Well, even I have to admit, it is a bit interesting...
Butch!
Hey! What's goin' on?
Meowth! What are you doing here?
Yeah! This is the girl's bathroom, not the boy's.
Eh, too bad! Hey! Dis is interesting. I never been in a girl's bathroom before.
Do you want to explore the room?
Yeah! Let's leave da girls alone in their cat fight and take a look around.
Okay. *starts looking around*
Hey! Wait! I don't want to be in the middle of their fight. I'll go with you guys.
It's just a bathroom! It's not that special!
Little do you know.
Fine then, James. I'm going to the boy's bathroom. How do you like that?
Ha! Yeah!
Okay, whatever.
*leaves bathroom*
*leaves bathroom*
Wow! Dis place is interesting!