*It’s night time with Jessie, James, and Meowth are outside out in a yard watching what happens in the room through a pair of binoculars*
*Cassidy enters bedroom. She looks around the room while she groans in disgust.* Butch! Butch, get in here now!
*casually walks into room* Yes, what is it?
This room! It’s a disgrace! All of your clothes are all over the place. Look! Your shirts are all over our bed, your pants are on the floor, and I just so happen to be stepping on your boxers!
*gasps* Those are my favorite smiley-face ones! You better not wrinkle them!
Butch, they’re already wrinkled. They’re just boxers anyway, so who cares?
I care!
Butch! Please! If you insist on being messy, can you please try to keep your mess on your half of the room?
That’s sort of hard to do.
*sighs exasperatedly* Well, can you please pick your clothes up and put them in the closet?!
Okay, fine. *picks up clothes and throws them in closet* Happy now?
No, I am not happy. You threw your clothes into the closet! Can’t you hang them up?
*groans but reluctantly hangs up the clothes* Now are you happy?
Yes, I’m happy now. I’m going to take a shower now.
*groans* No! You’re going to use up all of the hot water!
You used up all of the hot water last night so I’m entitled to use it all tonight.
Fine. Just don’t take too long, okay?
Sure. *walks into bathroom, shuts door, and starts the water.*
*Walks into a different bathroom and flushes the toilet*
*Sreams* Ahh! It’s hot! Ahhhh! Now it’s freezing!
*laughs*
*Storms out of bathroom with a towel around her.* Butch!!!
*laughs*
You know, I should slap you.
Go ahead.
*Reaches up to slap Butch but lets go of the towel. The towel falls to the floor revealing her.*
*laughs and blushes* Wow Cassidy!
*blushes and runs back into the bathroom to finish her shower*
*continues laughing and blushing as he walks back into the bedroom*
*walks out of bathroom 15 minutes later* Your turn, Butch.
You sure took your time in there. Forget about hot water, I hope that there’s even water left for me.
*laughs and throws a pillow at Butch*
*pillow hits Butch right in the face, so he retaliates and hits Cassidy with it. *Walks into bathroom to take shower.*
*notices Butch did not lock the bathroom door. Thinking that Butch needed a dose of his own medicine, Cassidy silently opens the door and walks in* Let’s see! What’s behind curtain number1!? *pulls back shower curtain*
Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! Cassidy! *blushes and tries to cover himself*
*laughs* Serves you right! *walks out of bathroom*
*walks out of bathroom 8 minutes later*
Was there any water left?
Yeah. But no hot water.
Too bad. *sprays on perfume*
*sniffs air* Why do you have to put on the perfume?
Because I’m a girl and it smells nice. Don’t you like it?
Yeah, it smells nice and all. But it makes the room smell…girly.
Hah! Very funny. Just for saying that, I need your help with something.
With what?
*pulls a bottle of nail polish out of a drawer* Normally I apply the nail polish. But I always mess up. So I want you to put the nail polish on my nails.
*moans* Why?
Because, that’s why. Come on, Butch, it’s not like anyone’s watching.
*James watches what’s happening through his binoculars* Ha! Butch has to put nail polish on Cassidy.
*laughs*
*laughs* Dis is so much fun!
*hands Butch the nail polish* I want you to put this color on me.
*reads name* Pretty Prancing Purple? Where do they come up with these names?
I’ve often wondered the same thing. Please don’t screw up.
Why?
Because you’re going to have to do it all over. And I know you do not want to do that, do you?
No, not really.
*sighs impatiently* Hurry up, Butch.
*brushes nail polish onto Cassidy’s nails* There, I’m finished.
Good job.
I never want to that again. *sniffs air* Uhg. I hate the smell of nail polish.
Screw you.
I’m serious.
Why? Does it smell too girly?
Yes, and it also stinks.
As if this room doesn’t smell like you.
I don’t smell!
Little do you know.
That’s it. I’m tired and I want to go to bed. Don’t bother me.
Oh I’m sorry Butch if I’m annoying you.
Yeah, you are bugging me.
You deserve it.
You deserve it, too.
You know what else I deserve? You. Come over here and give me a hug. Now.
*Walks over and hugs Cassidy*
You’re not half bad, Butch. You’re actually kind of sweet.
I know.
You can be a jerk.
I know.
*laughs* Do you know everything?
Yep.
Do you know that I love you?
Yep.
*laughs and kisses Butch*
*kisses Cassidy*
What’s happening?
*laughs* They’re making out.
Are you serious? Heh, Cassidy told me she would never kiss Butch. What a liar! Let me see! *grabs binoculars* Ha ha!
*grabs binoculars away from Jessie* I wanna see! *looks through them* Ew! Mushy!
*takes binoculars away from Meowth and looks through them*
Now what’s happening?
Yeah, are dey doing, uh, um, something else now. Ya know what I mean…
I can’t tell. The lights are off, or at least dimmed. So I can’t see.
Darn.
T’ank goodness. I did not want to see.