Jessie's Closet

*Cassidy unexpectedly walks into Jessie's room about to open her closet*

Jessie: Can I help you?!

Cassidy: What do you mean?

Jessie: You just come in here un-invited about to "borrow" some of my clothes.

Cassidy: So?

Jessie: Well, we're not friends anymore! Ex-friends don't borrow their ex-friend's clothes!

Cassidy: Says who?

Jessie: Says me!

Cassidy: *raises a brow in curiousity* Is it a mess like it always used to be?

Jessie: Thats none of your business!

*Cassidy gets an evil grin on her face*

Jessie: Don't even think about it!

Cassidy: Spring cleaning! *opens the closet door. Hundreds of contents falls through*

Cassidy: Whoa. . .

Jessie: *blushes* You just had to do that Cassidy!

*Cassidy digs through all the stuff*

Cassidy: Clothes, food, magazine, dolls, posters, tapes. . . .dolls?!

*Cassidy looks over at Jessie. She blushes again and approaches the closet*

Jessie: Can't you mind your own business for once?!

Cassidy: Jessie, we have to get this clean. What if the Boss has a surprise dorm clean out?

Jessie: He hasn't had one of those in seven years!

Cassidy: Still, you never know.

Jessie: Then I'll clean it out myself!

Cassidy: Jessie? Is there something in there you don't want me seeing?

Jessie: Maybe. . .

*Cassidy shrugs and keeps digging through the closet. Jessie sighs and joins her*

Cassidy: *pauses as she pulls out one book* "101 Ways to Make Your Man Scream.". . . . Jessie! Where did you get this?!

Jessie: *face turns a bright red color* Someone must have snuck that in there!

Cassidy: *grins and flips through the pages* I bet you've used all 101 ways.

Jessie: Cassidy!

Cassidy: What?

Jessie: You are so embarassing!

*Cassidy laughs just as the door opens. The two girls turn around. James enters the room.*

James: Hey ladies.

Cassidy: *grins* Hey James. Tell me somethin'. . .

James: Yes?

Cassidy: *holds up the book* Has she used all 101 ways yet?

James: *turns bright red* So, Jessie, your not a natural!

Jessie: James!

*Cassidy bursts out laughing*

Jessie: Grr. . .

*Butch enters the room*

Butch: Whats so funny?

*Cassidy is laughing too hard to speak. She hands Butch the book. He flips through the pages*

Butch: Whoa. . .

Cassidy: *stops* What do you mean, "whoa"?

Jessie: *grins* You may borrow it if you want, Butch.

Butch: *blushes* Excuse me?! I don't need this freakin' book to impress my woman!

James: What are you trying to say, Botch?

Butch:. . . . . Its BUTCH! With a "U" not an "O"! You freakin' idiot! Get it right!

James: I think you need "101 ways to control your Temper".

Jessie: You don't know what he needs.

Cassidy: What is that suppose to mean?!

*Jessie just smiles as she hands the book to Cassidy*

Jessie: Here Cassi, you might need this tonight.

Cassidy: Your sick. . .

*Giovanni walks in. He notices the book*

Giovanni: My book! Where on Earth did you find it?!

Everyone else: What?!

James: Boss! Thats sick!

Cassidy: Yeah! Your old!

Butch: I don't want to even imagine that!

Jessie: Thanks for putting the thought in my head! Ugh!

Giovanni: What are you talking about?

James: Wait, are you even married?!

Giovanni: My wife is out on business trip.

James: The Boss has a Mistress!!!

*all the Rockets start freaking out. Giovanni just shrugs and leaves the room while the others stay grossed out and go on telling everyone else that works for TR*