School Food

Watch what happens when 8 people eat a lunch together
Note: Same thing as before......new character (just for this one) Cheeseburger
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*Everyone sits down at a table together* Alright! Everyone! The person in charge of these stupid conversations said that we have to keep it clean! That means no more Geodudes!
Rats!
Must be a reeeeeeeaaaaaaaal jerk, that person.
*ME* HEY
Oh, sorry Dat poison said to keep it real though!
You want to hear Jessi and James, dirty talk?
*Everyone 'sept Jessi and James* NO!
That's what I thought.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
What?!
These cheeseburgers are still alive! Listen, listen! *lifts the top half of the bun up* "Moo!"
HA! HA! HA!
Told ya!
James, that was a year ago.....and i would like to forget about that little situation.
What happened a year ago?! James?! Tell!
My burger last year got up and walked away.
How? your lying!
I swear! Jessi, and Meowth were there too! Ask them!
*Turns to Meowth* Really?
Yep! As soon as James took a bite out of it. The burger made a screaming sound, and jumped out of James's hands, and well......it walked away. Or it more 'limped' away.
True story!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It wasn't alive!
I just wanna know what they put in those burgers.
Yeah.
That's insane! You think I'm going to believe that?!
Believe what you want Cassidy.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Miya falls over laughing*
Urgh! She's weird!
I know.....
Hey! Screw you frog boy!
Screw you too!
Moo!
What the hell!?
It was the cheeseburger!
No way!
Holy poop!
Meowth! What the hell?!
What!? Da poison said "keep it clean"! Ya want me to say "holy shit"?!
You just said it.
Shut up Mondo!
Sorry *Starts crying*
Awwww! Don't cry Mondo! I'm sorry. It's just.........sometimes I get so mad, and I don't know what ta do or say. I really am sorry Mondo. Forgive me?
You forgot the part where you tell him you love him more than anything in the world...no! Universe!
SHUT UP!
Oh Meowth! Your the best! *Hugs Meowth*
Damn it! I said "moo!"
Alright, that's it! I draw the line at talking cheeseburgers! Get my agent on the phone!
I am the cheeseburger of magic. My magic could give the poseser of me, the power over the world. First you must pass the test. Then I am yours to keep.
Damn cheeseburger! *slams fist into cheeseburger* There we go *eats cheeseburger*
Ha! Ha! Stupid cheeseburger!
Damn it Miya! With that cheeseburger, I could have ruled the world!
Yeah, right/ I'm supposed to believe a cheeseburger can take over the world. I mean I just ate it. That obviouslyt means it's a dud.
Ya know Miya....I bet that cheeseburger could have done some cool shit.
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Falls over in tears of laughter*
Alright, I'm starting to see a mental resembalance between Jessi, and Miya.
Me too! Hey James. Your starting to scare me......you've never been this quiet before.
I was right! My dreams were right! I knew a hamburger would talk, and tell of it's magic powers, and I dreamt that only one person could stop the hamburger, and it was Jessi's mom! She just save us from being inslave by hamburgers!
It was a cheeseburger.
Same thing!
No way dude. Cheeseburgers have cheese, hamburgers don't.
WHATEVER!
James, I just want to say that.......................YOUR AN IDIOT! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!
HEY! You said you'd keep that a secret!
James, please, before it's too late! Stop watching Z-Files!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
1 that's X-Files......2 I'm leaving!
Me too!
Me three!
Meowth!
Yeah....your crazy James. See a docter or something.
See ya James.
Ciao, crazy blue-headed boy.
Hey wait! You guys saw it talking too! Damn it! This isn't fair! Oh ha ha! I suppose you think this is funny! Yeah I'm talking to you ya tubby loser, sitting there reading this! Well, ya know what dumb ass! Yeah that's right, mister "I've got a new lab top." The stories over! The End!

The End
Damn it! I just said that!