*288-2462*
(this in numbers spells Butch n C)
Hello?
*with italian accent*Ah, is dis the Olive Garden? I would like to order a pizza.
I think you have the wrong number.
No the number says this is the Olive Garden.
This is NOT the olive garden and I don't think they order pizzas anyway. uh...are you in america?
What game you tryin' to pull eh? Want my mafia buddies to go down there and teach ya a lesson ah?
*click*
The bastard hang up on me.
*288-2462*
Hello?
Why you hang up on me?
'cause you have the wrong number and now for some reason you are threatning me.
Look I know this is the olive garden.
*click*
*227-7439*
(cassidy)
Hello?
*with strange voice*THIS IS MASTER SHREDDER, I WANT THE NINJA TURTLES!
What?
DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME APRIL OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, TELL ME WHERE THE TURTLES ARE.
I don't know any turtles except for the dopey one that twerp Ash has.
AH! IS IT BY ANY CHANCE THAT THIS ASH CHARACTER OWNS ONE OF THE NINJA TURTLES?
Uh....sure.
EXCELLENT. IS IT DONATELLO?
Yes.
THAT IS GOOD NEWS. BUT I ALSO HAVE WORD THAT THERE IS ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS THERE. ONE OF THE TEENAGE NINJA FROGGOS.
You mean Butch?
YES.....
First of all there were never teenage ninja frogs or froggos, second of all Butch is not a frog!
OH YES HE IS, AND I SHALL COME THERE AND KILL HIM WITH MY NINJA SWORD.
(really Jessie)Excuse me ma'am but is this man bothering you?
Yes operator.
Well I keep trying to but it keeps saying "MASTER SHREDDER RULES THE FOOT CLAN AND SOON THE WORLD."
That's ridiculous, I'm hanging up.
IF YOU HANG UP THE FOOT CLAN SHALL FIND YOU AND THE NINJA TURTLES AND FROGGOS AND SHALL KILL YOU ALL.
That's a risk I'm willing to take.*click*
*537-5224*
(Jerkbag)
Hello?
*with fake voice*It's Miyamoto dear.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
I was!
*click*
*666-3663*
(Mondo n D)
*cheerfuly*Hello!?
MASTAW SHREDDAW WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU...
MONDO, YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST THE GREAT MASTER SHREDDER AND NOW YOU MUST PAY FOR IT.
What?
(jessie)Excuse me sir we have a collect call for you do you accept the charges?
where is it from?
Ok I'll put you through.
*someone speaking Japanese goes on for three minutes and then explosions are heard as well as guns going off*
*click*
*they all laugh*
The end......?
MASTER SHREDDER.........