THE ROOM

Hello everyone, you are now about to witness what 8 different people do when they are locked in a room together, with only a radio.
colour code: James Jessi Butch Cassidy Meowth Giovanni Miya Mondo

Note: This is after my wonderful fic "Archeologists are Evil", and I don't own anyone or anything here.
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*door opens to let first to people in*
My point James, is that you act gay. That's why everyone hates you.
I am not!
I didn't say you are. I said you ACT gay.
So your calling everyone who hates me, homophobic?
Yes! Now you get it!
Even if they're your fans?
No! My fans are just smart.
*frowns* Whatever you say Botch.
My name is Butch!
Who cares?
*door opens and two more people walk in. It's Meowth and Jessi*
Meowth is in da house!
Meowth, nobody gives a rat's little ass.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Up your's! Frog boy!
Hey!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hey, look! Dey left a radio in dis room!
Turn it on.
*Meowth turns on radio. Aaron Carter's hit single, "Aaron's Party", is on.*
Aah! Turn it off! Nobody wants to hear that little gangsta wanna be, sing!
*Meowth turns off radio*
I hate that little tard! I'm gonna laugh when that little girly voice of his gets deep.
Yeah, I'm gonna laugh when he sounds like you too.
Screw you!
*Door opens, and two more people come in. Cassidy, and Giovanni*
Hi Sir, hi Cass.
Hi Butch!
Hello Botch
Er, that's Butch sir.
Really, I don't give a damn.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shove it! Jamie!
What the-!
Ooooh! A radio!
No! Aaron Carter was just singing!
Dear lord! What kind of sick bastard would put that little twit on the radio! He's just a gangsta wanna be!
Oh I know! That's just cruelity to catity.
And to humanity.
*Door opens again letting in Mondo, and Miya*
Hi everyone!!!
Yo.
Hi Mondo.
Ciao.
'ello.
Hi ya.
OH MY GOD! MIYA!!!! YOUR BACK FROM THE DEAD AGAIN!
*Smiles* I love making an entrance from the dead.
Hehe. yea-ooooooh! A radio!
NO!!!!!!
AAAAAH!
*Mondo turns on the radio. Now Britney Spears, signing, "Oops!...I did it again", is playing; Everyone screams like crazy*
Shut up! I like this song!
*Everyone stares at Cassidy*
Are you trying to get yourself fired!? Someon turn that crap off!
*Radios turned off again*
Thank you.
Hey! Wasn't that the chick...Britney.......Britney.........BRITNEY BEERS!
(Author's comment: Give me a hell yea!!!! ^^ beer.....*droolz* lol j/k)
That's Britney Spears!
Ohhhhhhh! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
She's as dumb as you Jessi!
Hey shut-!
Your the dumb one! Your also the only one that likes that prostitute...Britney Beers!
Spears! Spears! Spears!
What the hell does spears have to do with this!? Long thingys have nothing to do with prostitutes!
*Goes all wide-eyed* Actually, look thingys have a big rule in prostitution.
Urrrrrrgggggggh!
Oh!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN IN MY LIFE!
You know we could go have some fun on our own, if you catch my drift.
Huh? Oh! *grins seductively* Sure James.
Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a room!
This is a room.
Oh yeah.
*Comes out of his little world* Hmmmmmmmmm.....I wonder what's on the radio now...
*Everyone* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geez, sorry!
You better be!
Come on Jessi! Let's go knock the door down and have some fun.
Ohhhhhh no you don't! Ya scrawny brat!
Hey!!! That was mean!
Hmph!
Yeah! "hmph!"
You have to be the dumbest kid ever, Mondo.
Thank you.
Not as dumb as Ash, the "poke-master".
If he's so dumb...then why do you always lose to him?
SHUT UP!
Oooooooh! I love when you yell at Butch.
Alright! I want out now! I'm ready to die!!!!!!
Shut up Meowth!
Hehe.
*Turns to Jessi* I like your Meowth.
Hehe. And I like your Geodude. Does it know 'harden'?
You wanna find out?
NOOOOOOO! Not in here!!!!!
Lord have mercy on our souls!!!!!!!!!
Urgh! You better hope your Geodude knows 'defence curl'!!!!
Why?
'Cause! *Kicks James's Geodude*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god! My hero......I mean.........thanks.
No problem, I like saving people.
*Flirts* Uh oh! Looks like your Geodude needs to go to the Pokemon Center, for a check up.
*Moans in pain* Yeah. *tries to smile, but fails*
NO DAMN IT! *Breaks down door, and runs like mad*
Wait for me!
*Everyone, 'sept Jessi and James, ran out after Cassidy. Jessi and James were just a little too busy at the moment. Hehe*

The End