Sleepover
The Gang: Jessie, James, Butch, Cassidy, and Meowth are over at James and Jessie’s apartment for a sleepover. Apparently they are all enjoying themselves…
This stinks! Why the heck to I have to be here anyway?!
Yeah! Aren’t slumber parties for little kids? I bet this was little baby James’s idea.
Hey! I’m not a baby! I was just in a party mood, so I wanted to have one. I invited lots of people, but you guys are the only ones who showed up.
Everybody else who didn’t show up was smart. I’m leaving, goodbye and good riddance.
No Botch! Stay, it won’t be the same!
You won’t be the same after I get to you and take care of you!
Count to ten, Butch.
*counts to ten*
Please stay, I can’t handle these…freaks by myself.
*grudgingly* Fine, if everyone wants me to hang around, then I will. But I still think this whole thing is lame and babyish.
Hey, I tried to talk him out of it to just having a normal house party. But he insisted on having a sleepover.
Do you think we’re stupid, Jessie?
Hmmmm, let me think…yes.
You know, you were probably jumping up and down and squealing with happiness when James suggested a sleepover. Just like a little kid.
Was not!
Was too!
Was not!
Was too!
Oh great! Here goes da fighting.
Would you stay out of this?
Gladly.
Was not!
Was too!
Was not times a million!
Was too times a zillion!
Was not times an infinity!
Oh yeah?! Well you are a sorry--*steps on something*
*screeches* You stepped on my rose!!!
Now you’ve done it!
*sniffs and tries to hold back tears* My poor, little rose…*picks it up and hugs it close to him*
Are ya okay, Jimmy?
*sniffs and a few tears drip from his eyes* I think so…except I think my rose is hurt…
Oh puh-lease! Don’t you dare start crying because we’ll all end up drowning in your tears.
Oh come on, James! It’s just a rose.
*sobs* No it’s not…
*pats James on the back* It’s okay, James. Your rose is fine, see? *straightens rose*
But it lost a few petals…
But there’s still a lot left on.
That’s true, but it must have hurt when the petals were yanked out. Cassidy! Apologize!
To the rose? I don’t think so.
How would you like it if someone yanked your hair out?
*looks shocked and sighs* Okay. Geez, this is so stupid. I’m sorry, rose. *rolls her eyes*
Yay! My rose forgives you. You know what? I’m starving!
Only food can change his mind dat fast.
Yes! I’m starving! Hmm…what should we have?
Well, I say we order pizza.
*groans* Oooh, pizza is so greasy. I’ll probably drown in the pools of grease on the pizza.
Oh come on, Cassidy. Live a little.
Yeah, Cassidy. Although I do have to admit that you may want to watch the amount of food you eat…
*yells* I am not fat! Fine, sure, whatever, order the pizza.
Yay! Pizza! I’m going to order 3 pizzas with everything on it like pepperoni, sausage, onions, peppers, olives, mushrooms…
Make sure dere’s anchovies or I ain’t eatin’ it.
*makes a face* Anchovies?
Dat’s what I said.
Don’t worry, Meowth. I’ll order it with anchovies. *calls pizza place and orders pizzas*
Ugh, the fish on my pizza are going to be swimming around in the lakes of grease.
*laughs* Why don’t you grab a bathing suit and join them?
*growls*
Um, so what exactly is planned for the night?
*hangs up phone* Okay, Botch--
Uh uh, don’t you even start that. You do want to make it through the night alive, don’t you?
*gulps* Yes…
Good. So what are we going to do? Play little girly games?
No, not exactly. Let’s see, we’re going to eat, then play some games but not girly games, watch movies, stay up all night long…the usual sleepover stuff.
But the moment it gets too childish, I’m walking right out that door.
Hey James! What time did they say that the pizza’s coming?
A half hour to forty-five minutes. They said that it’s really busy over there.
Aw, well at least I hope they hurry up.
While we’re waiting, let’s watch some TV.
*looks at clock* There’s never anything good on at this time.
*picks up remote* Nonsense, there has to be something decent on at this time. *starts flipping through channels*
Slow down, James. You’re going to fast so I can’t see what’s on.
Okay. *presses slower*
5 minutes pass…
*groans* We must have surfed through all of the channels fifty times and there still isn’t anything good on. Let’s do something else.
No, there has to be something good on. Let me go through the channels again.
No! Not again!
*presses channel-changing buttons*
Wait! Let’s just watch the talk show.
Sounds good.
Oh great. It’s another one about getting cheated on. Isn’t that what all of them are about these days?
Currently on the show, a wife is accusing her husband that he cheated on her
Heh! I bet that loser guy did cheat on her. My intuition tells me I’m correct.
Hm, I don’t know. I don’t think the girl knows what she’s talking about.
Oh no. I’m definitely right.
The man admits that he was cheating on his wife, and his mistress comes out on stage
Hah! I knew I was right!
Ew, look at the slut. I don’t know why the guy chose her over his wife.
I don’t think she’s that bad looking.
*hits Butch in the shoulder*
Ow! I was just kidding!
You better be!
*rolls his eyes* Be quiet! I’m trying to listen.
The wife and the mistress start yelling obscenities at each other, and then start getting violent
All right! A catfight!
Yeah! Beat that little slut up!
Oh come on! Enough with the pushing! Slap her face off!
The “body guards” try to pull the women apart
No! Let them fight!
*sighs disgustedly* It was just getting good.
Yeah, the fighting is the best part!
The women finally gain their composure, and then the show goes to a commercial break
Aw! A commercial!
It seems like commercials always come when all of the good stuff is happening.
*checks watch* Hey, when are the darn pizzas coming? It’s been almost an hour.
I thought you didn’t want the pizza.
I still don’t really want it. But I’m starving so I’ll eat anything.
Well it should be any time now.
Door bell rings
Maybe that’s the pizza man.
*runs over to door and opens it* Oh shoot, I thought you were the pizza guy. But you can come on in.
James? Who is it?
Hi Jessie! Hi everybody! I’m sorry I’m late! I hope you’re not mad at me!
Um, Mondo, what are you doing here?
I was invited to the sleepover. I would have gotten here earlier, but I had car trouble. But at least I could make it. Wow!!! This is going to be so much fun!
Yeah…I guess.
Mondo, you should have stayed back at home. This “sleepover” is going to be so lame, I’m positive.
No, I don’t think so. I love slumber parties! They’re so entertaining! Jessie’s here too…
*blushes*
*frowns*
Isn’t this sweet? Are you going to rob the cradle, Jessie?
*hisses* Shut up!
Doorbell rings
That better be the pizza. *hops over sofas, runs to the door, opens it, gets the pizzas, and shuts it* Yes! The food’s finally here!
Good! Hurry up and open it!
Hold on, Botch! Let me get it over to the kitchen.
Grrr.
*pulls plates out of cabinet* Here, take some plates.
*takes a plate and greedily starts taking slices of pizza*
Hey! Botch! Don’t hog them all up! *starts taking slices*
You guys! Save some for me! *tries to push James and Butch aside, and manages to grab some slices*
*surveys the remaining slices* Okay…there’s only *counts* five slices left.
Only five!? We ordered three pizzas and all that’s left for us are five slices?!
*looks at the three guys quickly munching their pizza* I guess that’s what we get when there’s three teenage guys.
Sometimes I wonder if guys are actually animals rather than normal human beings. *sighs* I guess I only get two slices. *reluctantly takes two*
I can’t believe this. *grabs two slices*
Think of it this way, Cassidy. At least you don’t have to worry about getting fat from eating too much pizza.
Heh, same to you.
*walks into kitchen* Hey! Where’s da pizza?
There’s one slice left for you in the box.
Only one? Geez, what pigs.
*sighs*
*swallows last bite of pizza* Is that all of the pizza?
*sighs impatiently* Yes, Butch, that’s it.
*swallows his last bite, too* We should have ordered more.
Funny. I was thinking the same thing.
Well, I’m still hungry.
So go raid the refrigerator.
*shrugs* Okay. *opens refrigerator*
I was only kidding!
Later on…9:00pm…
So, are we just going to sit around all night, or are we actually gonna do something?
Well…I know a game!
What is it?
*grabs an empty soda bottle* Spin the bottle!
Everyone groans except Mondo
Yeah! That game is so much fun!!
See, Mondo wants to play.
*mutters* I bet he does.
Yeah! Let’s play!
Okay. I’ll go first, since I thought of it.
Ewww, I’m not playing a mushy game like dat. I’m gonna go watch TV. *leaves room*
This is so stupid. I don’t want to play.
Oh don’t be such a party-pooper. Who knows what will happen? *winks*
Well…okay.
*spins the bottle and it stops on Cassidy*
*gasps and starts calling the bottle bad names*
*laughs* Better luck next time, Jess.
*growls and frowns*
*kisses James lightly on the lips* Okay, my turn. *spins the bottle, which stops on Mondo*
*laughs* Oooh Cassidy!
*blushes* Shut up.
*looks a little disappointed, but kisses Cassidy anyway* Yay! I finally get to spin. *spins the bottle, which happens to land on Jessie*
*laughs* Oh yeah! Sweet revenge!
*groans* No!
*looks so happy that he’s going to explode*
Let’s get this over with. *her lips touch Mondo’s for not even a second*
*pouts*
*looks sad*
Whew, it’s over with. *spins the bottle, and to James’s delight, it lands on him*
Yay!
*blushes*
*gives Jessie a short but sweet kiss, then blushes*
*smiles and blushes again*
*looks disappointed*
This is disgusting. Hurry up and spin the bottle, James.
Sure *spins the bottle, which lands on Butch*
*stunned* Gross…
*equally stunned* Ew…
*impatiently* Hurry up and get it over with.
*his lips touch Butch’s for a nanosecond*
*gags* Ugh! Gross! *runs to sink and starts washing his lips with soap*
*wipes lips off a hundred times with his sleeve* I think I got all of Botch’s germs off of me.
*sits back down* I hope I didn’t get any of James’s stupid germs on me.
*hands bottle to Butch* Your turn.
*takes bottle, spins it, and it stops on Cassidy*
Hey! This could get interesting!
*rolls eyes* Yeah right. *leans over and kisses Butch*
Wow, that was a long kiss.
Uh uh, I don’t think so. A few seconds, tops. You need to learn to count. Anyway, it’s my turn. *spins bottle, and to her disgust, it lands on Jessie*
Oh no!
Why me?!
*growls, and her lips barely touch Cassidy’s*
*spits* Ewwww!
Blech!!!
Hah! Now you know how we felt.
Yuck! Disgusting! *reluctantly takes bottle, spins it, and lands on Butch*
*glares at Butch*
Hmmm. *leans over and gives Jessie a kiss* Not bad.
It better not be great.
Jealous?
*gives Jessie a dirty look*
*still glares at Butch* You know, I’m tired of this game. Let’s do something else.
Yay! What game?!
Um, well I guess we can play truth or dare.
Yes! Another classical sleepover game!
I’m going first! *looks at everyone* Let’s see, uh, Cassidy! Truth or dare?
Why me? I guess, uh, truth.
Hmm, what does the underwear that you’re wearing look like?
The guys laugh
*groans and blushes* My, um, uh, panties are white with, um, lacey edges, and uh, have little flowery designs.
The guys laugh harder
*smiles and tries to hold back a laugh*
You all are so immature! Okay, I’m done with it.
Uh uh! You forgot another important piece of underwear…
*blushes* Fine! My, um, *stammers* b-b-bra is black and um, satin.
The guys roll in laughter
*laughs* Thank you for sharing the information with us!
Would you all shut up?! Okay, it’s my turn. *scans room* Butch, truth or dare?
*confidently* Dare.
*smiles* I dare you to only wear your boxers for the rest of the night.
Ha ha, Botch!
Oh my gosh! *shrugs* Well, I don’t want to wimp out. *pulls off jacket and shirt*
Everyone laughs
What the heck is so funny?!
Oh nothing, Butch. Keep going.
*sighs, undoes belt buckle, and pulls his pants off* There! I hope you all are happy.
*laughs* Yes, we are!
*laughs and points* Look at Botch’s smiley face boxers!
*laughs* Hahahahaha! I didn’t know you liked that type of stuff, Butch!
This is so dumb! I still don’t see what’s so funny!
Those are cute boxers!
*frowns*
*stops laughing* Okay, Butch. It’s your turn.
Good. James, truth or dare?
*stunned* Um, I guess dare.
*laughs evilly* I dare you to take some of Jessie’s makeup, and give yourself a makeover!
*whines* No!
Come on! You can handle it! Look at me! I’m almost naked, yet I’m still alive.
*sighs* Fine.
*smiles and gets her makeup bag* Here you go.
*sighs again* This is so wrong. *puts on eye shadow, mascara, blush, and lipstick*
Everyone laughs
*blinks away tears* It’s not funny…
*laughs* Don’t cry, James! Your makeup will run!
*pats James on the back* It’s okay, James. We know you don’t like the makeup. Anyway, it’s your turn now.
*sniffs* Mondo, truth or dare?
*thinks for a few minutes* Dare!
I dare you to serenade us with a song.
Which song?
Um, oh yeah! The “Barney Song!” You know, “I love you, you love me…” Sing that for all of us.
Ha! This is going to be good!
And you have to sing the song with emotion and feeling.
*hands Mondo a soda bottle* Here, pretend this is a microphone.
This is going to be so much fun! *takes bottle, stands up, clears throat, and begins to sing with emotion* “I love you, *gestures at everyone* you love me, we’re a happy family. With a great big hug, *hugs himself* and a kiss from me to you, *blows a kiss* won’t you say you love me too? *stresses the “oo”*
Everyone laughs and applauds
*bows* Thank you.
All right, Mondo, your turn.
Let’s see, who hasn’t gone yet. Ah! Jessie! Truth or dare?
*blushes* I’ll pick truth.
I’ll go easy on you. This is something I’ve been dying to hear. In your opinion, what are some good qualities about me?
*frowns*
Aw Mondo! That’s lame!
Yeah! She made me look like a fool so she should look like a fool!
*blushes* Well, you’re nice to everyone. You’re very helpful to those who need help…
Name one more.
*groans* And you’re sweet.
Awww! Now isn’t that sweet?
*blushes* Thanks…
*blushes*
*scowls* Let’s do something else.
Hey, do you have any movies or something we can watch?
Sure, come on, let’s go to the living room.
The gang goes to the living room where Meowth is watching TV
Hi! How did da games go? *looks at James wearing makeup and Butch clad only in his boxers* Never mind. Forget dat I asked.
Good move.
We’re coming out here to watch movies.
I suppose dat’s okay. Dere’s nothing on TV.
Meowth, can you show us the movies you picked up at the rental store?
Sure, I got a few different kinds. *looks into bag of movies* Let’s see…I got “Midnight Witchcraft,” “Mr. Hanky Panky,” “Heart Warmth,” “Windows to the Soul,” and “Don’t Look Now.”
Cool! I’ve always wanted to see “Windows to the Soul!” It’s so romantic.
Ewww, no! Let’s cuddle up with our guys in fear when we watch “Midnight Witchcraft.” I talked to one of my Rocket friends who saw that movie, and she said she couldn’t sleep for weeks without the light on.
I say we watch “Mr. Hanky Panky.” It’s hilarious!
*scoffs* It’s probably hilariously perverted.
Uh huh, of course!
We should watch “Don’t Look Now.” It’s not naughty, it’s a good clean comedy.
No! I think we should watch a more serious movie. “Heart Warmth” is a very sweet movie.
Sounds like one of those tear-jerking movies. No way.
”Windows to the Soul” isn’t tear-jerking so let’s watch it!
No chick flicks either.
Hey! Dis is just my opinion, but since you are gonna stay up all night, why don’t you watch all of dem.
Hmmm, the cat has a point. Which one should we watch first?
*sighs* Let’s get “Heart Warmth” over with.
Hurray! *pops movie into VCR* This movie is going to be fantastic!
*mumbles* Fantastically boring.
I’m going to make some popcorn. *walks into kitchen*
Make sure there’s a lot of butter on the popcorn! I hate it when people get cheap with the butter.
And while you’re at it, bring out some soda with caffeine.
Okay! *brings soda and popcorn* Here we go. *looks at the guys* I think there’s enough for everyone.
*sighs* This movie is so boring!
Shh! One of the good parts is coming up!
The gang continues to watch a movie about a boy giving up his social life and his school work just so he can volunteer with poverty-stricken people
*sniffs* This is so sweet! Look at the poor girl’s smile! She looks so happy after all of the boy’s help!
*rolls eyes*
Is it almost over?
Be patient. Aww! The boy is getting an award for all of the help he’s done!
Final credits roll
Finally!
*sniffs* That movie was so…true! The boy was so brave and determined after all of the persecution he suffered from his friends!
Yeah yeah, my heart feels all warm inside. Now let’s watch a real movie!
Yeah! *puts “Don’t Look Now” into the VCR*
This isn’t exactly what I had in mind…
Nonsense! This movie will cheer up everyone after the last movie.
Everyone watches a movie about a comedy of a paranoid girl who thinks she is being stalked
*laughs* This is so funny!
Yeah yeah, real funny.
The part where the girl head locked the innocent bystander was pretty good, but that’s about it.
Geez, this girl is really paranoid about everyone. Sort of like you, Cassidy.
What? I’m not like that!
Sure…
Final credits roll
Yes! It’s over!
Aw! Didn’t you like it, Botch?
No, the humor was too lame.
Who cares about the humor? I say we watch “Windows to the Soul.” *puts movie into VCR*
They watch a romantic movie about a woman who is rescued by a man, and the only feature the woman could remember about the man was his eyes
*sniffs* This is so…beautiful!
*wipes away tear from her eyes* I know…
*sarcastically* Pass me a tissue.
*laughs* Yeah! I’m crying so much that we’re going to have a severe flood. Evacuate to high grounds everyone!
*rolls eyes and then notices what Mondo is discreetly doing* Mondo! Stop it!
What? What was I doing?
I saw you trying to put your arm around me!
*blushes* I wasn’t.
*glares*
*sighs* In kindergarten, didn’t you learn to keep your hands and other objects away from other people?
*laughs*
It’s not funny, Butch!
*humbly* I’m sorry Jessie. Please forgive me.
*sighs* It’s okay, just don’t let it happen again. Now, I missing most of the movie.
*sobs* This is so romantic!
Um, James, your makeup is running.
*gasps* I forgot all about it.
Final credits roll
Yes!! Now a real movie!
That was a real movie.
Uh uh. Too sentimental for its own good. *puts his movie into VCR*
Um, Botch, what’s this movie rated?
I doubt it’s higher than R.
Um, I don’t think I’m old and mature enough to watch this.
Live a little, Mondo.
The gang watches a movie of a seemingly innocent preppy boy who’s going out with girls, only to his dates’ surprise, the boy turns out to be a major pervert.
*laughs* Oh, this movie is great!
I guess. But half of the time I don’t understand what they’re talking about.
Use your imagination: your perverted imagination.
*makes a disgusted face*
*laughs* It’s okay Mondo, you’re still young, you don’t need to know about this stuff.
All I know is that if I see another person naked, even partially naked, I’m going to throw up.
Think of it this way, you’re learning about the anatomy of the human being.
*groans*
Final credits roll
*whispers* I don’t think I could take any more of that.
Okay everyone! Prepare to be scared!
Cassidy, are you sure this is a scary movie? It’s not a baby-scary movie?
Yes, of course I’m sure. But then again, to you everything’s scary.
Hardly!
*laughs* You’ll be shaking with fear after this movie. *puts “Midnight Witchcraft” into VCR*
They watch a movie of a family who is being haunted by ghosts of murdered girls that were accused of witchcraft
*cuddles up next to James* That one girl…her face…
Yeah, her face was charred from the fire when she was burned at the stake.
*shudders*
The screen fills with frightening and grotesque images of the ghosts walking into a child’s room
*clings to Butch in fear*
*clings to James in fear*
*jumps into Jessie’s lap in fear*
Mondo! *pushes Mondo off* Cut it out!
*looks sad* I’m sorry.
*sighs*
Movie ends with images of girls burning at the stake
Scary huh?
Yes, and evil. People were so sexist back then, thinking that girls were witches. *shudders*
Um, you know, I don’t feel like going to sleep now.
*looks at clock* Well, it’s 3:00 am. We can make it through the rest of the night.
*yawns* I don’t know, I’m sort of tired.
It’s just for a few hours.
Hey! I know how we can stay up until morning. *runs to the kitchen and comes back with soda bottles* Here, everyone drink some. It has plenty of caffeine to keep us going.
Ugh no, I’m tired of soda, I’ve been drinking it all night. Plus, the soda is very cold, *glances down and notices that he is still wearing only boxers* and I happen to be cold enough since I’m hardly wearing anything.
Fine, more for me. *chugs down a bottle of soda*
*rolls her eyes* Hey, where’s Meowth?
Oh I saw him in his room. He was in a deep sleep.
*yawns* Lucky.
Yeah. Oh well. *chugs down another bottle of soda* Ahh! Tastes better each and every time.
Oh so you think your Mr. Hotshot because you can chug soda fast, huh?
Hmm…possibly.
Oh yeah? Give me a bottle of soda. Let’s see who can chug faster.
Okay! *hands Butch a bottle of soda*
*hands bottle back* No, I don’t like that kind. It has to be one I like.
*sighs loudly* Here! *hands Butch a different kind of soda* You don’t have to be so picky.
Yeah I do. Okay, someone watch us and tell us who finishes first.
Okay I will. Ready, set, go!
Butch and James quickly chug their soda
Um, I couldn’t quite tell who finished. Let’s do it over.
Not again!
Here, I’ll watch this time. Sometimes Cassidy isn’t properly coordinated for these kind of things.
Hey!
*laughs* Ready, set, go!
James and Butch quickly chug their soda again
Er, I couldn’t quite tell either. It was too close.
*groans*
*laughs* It’s okay Botch. At least we--
Huh? What? What is--
*runs to the bathroom*
*runs to the bathroom*
I got here first!
I need to go more!
*slams door*
You jerk! Hurry up!
*comes out a minute later* I hope I didn’t keep you waiting long.
Hah! *goes into bathroom and comes out a little while afterwards*
Jessie and Cassidy are rolling in laughter
*laughs* You guys are acting like little boys!
*laughs* That’s what you guys get for drinking so much soda!
Yeah, real funny. Hey, where’s Mondo?
I don’t know. I haven’t seen him in a while.
Oh, he’s out on the sofa sleeping.
I knew he wouldn’t last. But still, for some odd reason, I feel tired.
After all of that caffeine in the soda?
*looks at soda label* Oh! I got the non-caffeine type.
*rolls his eyes*
Well let’s go out in the living room and talk.
*yawns* So what should we talk about?
Um, I don’t know.
Please, anything but sleep.
I’m too tired to talk.
Okay, we’ll just sit here then until morning.
I’m not comfortable sitting here on the floor. James, can you go get some spare blankets and pillows?
Sure. *brings pillows and blankets*
Thanks. *takes a pillow and blanket and makes a little bed*
Good idea! *makes a little bed on the floor*
Hey! Give us some! *takes pillows and blankets for his bed*
Yeah! Don’t hog them up! *takes the remaining bedding and creates her own little bed*
*gets comfortable in her bed* There, now we’re all comfortable. All we have to do is stay awake.
No response
*glances at everyone and notices that everyone quickly fell asleep* Oh well. I guess I’m all *yawns* alone. *falls asleep a minute later*
The four sleep for 3 hours until they hear Mondo laughing loudly
*groggily* Wha?
*sleepily* What’s so funny Mondo?
*continues laughing*
*yawns* My beauty sleep…gone.
*groans* What’s all this racket?
*laughs but manages to choke out* Your…faces!
Everyone rushes a bathroom mirror and discover in shock that their faces had drawings and doodling all over them
What happened?!
My beautiful face!
It looks like something that Jigglypuff would do.
But there’s no Jigglypuff around here.
*comes into bathroom and laughs* Did ya guys like my artwork?
Meowth?!
Why did you do this?
*laughs* Well, I came into da room and all of youse were still sleepin’. I saw a marker laying on a table and den I saw your faces… *laughs again* Da temptation was too tempting!
Meowth!
*washes face* That’s it! I’m tired of all this. This place is crazy. Come on, Cassie.
*washes her face* Yeah, let’s bust this joint.
I guess I’ll leave too. Thanks for inviting me…
Sure, no problem.
*sugarly sweet* Bye! I had so much fun! *leaves with Butch*
*equally as sweet* I’m glad you came!
*laughs* Well, that was fun.
Yeah, actually I had a good time.
But there’s one thing I want to do.
What’s that?
Sleep.
For once it’s not about food.