Mallow_Nimbus : HI
TR James : my dad just shot a lizard 0.o
Elena: nice to know o.o
Misty: LIZARD MURDERER!!!!!
Mallow_Nimbus : O.o
Elena: quickly...call the police o.o
Mallow_Nimbus : o.o
Elena: o.o
TR James : HE IS NOT A LIZARD MURDERER! THE LIZARD ATTACKED FIRST!
Misty: thats what they all say
Elena: lol
Elena: o.o
TR James : the lizard ate my pet flie too
Mallow_Nimbus : O.O'
Elena: *cuts to a small dark room, James handcuffed and sitting at a small lounge table with one of those swinging lamp thingys*
Elena: o.o
Elena: so...
Misty: *falls over laughing*
Elena: *lights a cigar*
Elena: =.=
Misty: what kind of gay ass would have a pet fly?!
Elena: ya say it was...self defense, aye?
TR James : yea
Elena: really?
Elena: aye? the lizard atttacked your dad?
TR James : YES!!!!!!!
Elena: what if your dad, right at this moment, is in a separete room, aye?
Elena: he said it was you
Elena: all you, aye.
Elena: you shot the lizard after provoking it. s'what he said.
Elena: he blamed it all on you and said ya were a bad kid, eh?
Elena: *tips a fake detective hat*
Elena: 'fraid we're gunna have to take you to court. Think you're so smart? eh? think you can get away with anything? think your a chameleon?
TR James : THE LIZARD BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN,SUNK THE TITANIC&KILLED MY BROTHER!
Elena: LIE
Elena: LIES ALL
Elena: ALL LIES
Elena: *slams her hand on the table*
Elena: YOU LIE
Elena: IT WAS AN ICEBURG
Elena: or ...was it...
Misty: *falls over, holding her stomach*
Elena: *shifty eyes*
Misty: GODZILLA
Elena: YOU
Elena: *slams her hand on the table again*
Elena: YOU SABOTAGED THE TITANIC!!
Elena: YOU PUT THAT ICEBURG THERE!
Elena: OR WAS THERE AN ICEBURG!
Elena: NO
Elena: THERE WASNT
Elena: BECAUSE I HAVE EYE WITNESSES
Elena: THEY MAY BE DEAD
Elena: BUT THEY SAID YOU DID IT
Elena: aye!
Mallow_Nimbus: *tries to get up, but falls back down, laughing*
Elena: whatcha got to say to THAT, LAD!'
TR James : THE LIZARD ATTACKED JAPAN!
Elena: JAPAN SAID IT WAS YOU
TR James : wait....that was Godzilla...
Misty: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Elena: eh?! what would you say if I told you
Elena: Japan was in a separete room, right over there!!!!!
Elena: Japan said it was you... YOU ATTACKED JAPAN
Mallow_Nimbus : ROTFLMFBO! XD
Elena: and what about your accomplice?! eh?! aye?!!!!!!!!!
Elena: POOPIEDIAPERBOY!!!!
TR James: the Lizard: *eats Elena*
Elena: *grabs the lizard*
Elena: THIS IS A FAKE
Elena: YOU LIE
Elena: THIS IS A STUFFED ANIMAL
TR James : uhhh....
Elena: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!
TR James : like this
TR James: *dances*
Mallow_Nimbus : O.O
TR James : i'm mocking you!
Elena: and what would you say if I told you that Poopiediaperboy is in the room RIGHT NEXT TO THIS ONE
Misty: i cant breaathe
Mallow_Nimbus : I'M GONNA DIE LAUGHING! xd
TR James : i'm mocking you!
Misty: i gotta go get some aiiiir
Mallow_Nimbus : brb...LOL! XD
Elena: he said it was YOUR idea to sabotage the titanic, YOUR idea to attack Japan, YOUR idea to provoke the lizard...and he 'fessed that you said if he didnt go along, you would..RAPE HIM!!!!
Elena: AYE?!
Elena: *puts shackles on jame's feet and chains him to the wall*
Elena: and he also said you were behind the 9-11 bombing, the school-shootings, AND you malested Bill Gates!!!!!!!!!!
TR James : NNNOOO!!! THATS A LIE!!!
TR James : NO! BILL GATES IS AFTER MY PET WALNUT!
Elena: YOU LIE
TR James : NNNOOO!!!