Disclaimer: All Pokemon characters are copyrighted by Nintendo. None of them are mine. I only wish they were. Exception: The character of chaplain Michael Gerber is my creation.

Boy's Night Out

By Allan North

The mood in the Seatbelt Lounge was a relaxed one, as usual. At the piano, the lovely and talented Yoko Kanno sat, casually playing a soft jazzy composition as patrons mingled, talked, and drank. At the bar, one lovely, charming villain sat nursing a strawberry margarita with a single rosebud protruding from beneath the surface of the frozen drink.

It was a quiet night, an actual night off, and it was to be savored. He and Jessie had been running around- well, actually, flying around- for days in their usual pursuit of Pikachu, and in their travels had managed to stumble- through completely dumb luck of course- across a trap that had been set for wild Pokemon. The trio had found a Jolteon stuck in the device, unable to free itself. With the utmost of caution (after all, this was another electric Pokemon they were dealing with), Jessie and James had swiped the trap and brought the creature in, pleasing Giovanni enough to earn a small bonus and an actual night off. Meowth had promptly crashed in their quarters, totally exhausted from their travels.

His human companions, however, were bursting with excited energy. Jessie had immediately run off with most of the bonus to a sale at a clothing boutique. James, who had no desire to repeat a Jessie shopping spree like the ones he had endured during the last two Princess Festivals- had taken a share of the bonus and headed off into the night of Viridian City, finally finding a lounge that looked friendly and sophisticated enough to be a place where he could relax without being captured by a nosy Jenny or pounded by some violent drunk. To lower his profile, James had even changed from his trademark White uniform to a casual outfit of dark pants and a red silk shirt with a black coat, and now he was making the most of a quiet, relaxing evening free of Pikachus, twerps, mallets, and Team Rocket in general.

That was when James heard that all-too-familiar croak of the deep, scratchy voice of his rival. "Well, well, well, if it ain't the Rose Hugger!" Butch said with a nasty grin. "Guess we're not too wimpy to have a drink now and then, are we?"

James scowled as he looked at Butch with annoyance. "What's it to you, frog breath?" he asked. "I was having a quiet drink, and I'd like it to stay quiet."

Butch chuckled as he slid onto the bar stool next to James. "Don't get so damn touchy, you wuss. I'm just here to have fun, just like you." Butch motioned for the bartender. "Gimmie a beer." He said curtly.

The bartender was quick to oblige. James shot a look at Butch but decided the whole thing wasn't worth it. "So, I heard you and Jessie actually caught something good." Butch said after downing a gulp of his beer.

James looked at Butch with a smile of pride. "Yeah, we did. A Jolteon" He said proudly, sitting up straight on his stool.

Butch smirked at him. "And what kind of dumb luck was that, sissy?"

James' face fell. "What do you mean?"

"Oh, come on. You and Jessie can't even catch a Pikachu properly, and you expect us to believe you two caught a Jolteon without killing yourselves? Really, what'd you do, buy it off some loser trainer?"

James glared hard at Butch and sipped his margarita through the straw. "As I recall, you had your own hard time with that Pikachu." He muttered.

"At least we had it for a while!" Butch snapped back. "Face it, freak, you're just a pathetic loser."

James scowled at Butch. "I am not, and neither is Jessie!" he snapped. In a classic case of bad timing, James took a long draw on his straw and sucked in a mouthful of frozen margarita, giving him a painful icy headache. It was all James could to do grit his teeth and squeeze his eyes shut as Butch laughed at him. Slowly, the pain in his head subsided, and he looked at Butch. "We caught it fair and square, and if you don't believe it, I don't really give a damn."

Butch rolled his eyes. "Whatever. As if I care." He said smugly. "So where's Jessie?"

James looked at Butch. "Where's Cassidy?"

"What do you care?" Butch replied.

"What do you care where Jessie is?" James replied evenly.

Butch smiled. "Cassidy's out somewhere. I dunno where and I don't much care."

James' face took on a bemused look. "Jessie's out shopping."

The two sat in an awkward silence for a moment. It was Butch who spoke next. "How do you do it, man?"

James swallowed his drink. "Do what?" he asked.

"Work with that girl. She seems so…" James shot Butch a warning glance. "…grouchy." Butch finished, censoring his original choice of words.

James was silent for a moment. "She can be." He said at last. "But I'd bet Cassidy can be just the same way." Butch looked at his beer in silence. "Am I right?" James asked.

Butch looked at James with a look James had never seen on him before… it was the look of a comrade who dealt with similar issues all the time. "Yep, she sure can." He said. "But you know… I mean… well, things make up for it sometimes."

James looked at Butch curiously as a few disgusting images ran through his mind. "You don't mean… you and her… uh…"

Butch glared at James angrily. "Screw you. Get your mind out of her skirt."

"I only meant…" James began.

"I know what you meant, Rose boy. Maybe you oughta look at how your own partner presents herself before even thinking that about Cassidy!" Butch angrily gulped down the last of his beer before slamming the glass down hard on the bar. "Hit me again." He said to the bartender, and the glass was refilled in less than a minute.

James looked at Butch humbly. "Sorry." He said quietly.

Butch blew a deep breath out and reached into his pocket for a pack of cigarettes. He lit one and took a hit, then turned to look at James. "Forget about it. You know, maybe we're in the same boat."

James glanced at Butch. "How so?"

"Beautiful partners who have tempers like a volcano." Butch replied.

Again, a moment of uncertain silence. This time, it was James who broke it.

"Are you happy?" he asked suddenly.

"Are you?" Butch replied.

"Well…" James began, then fell silent.

"Yeah, me too." Butch said. Then, a thought hit him… "Hey, what about you two as…" he began.

"What?"

"Ah, hell… you know… as a couple." Butch finished.

James smirked. "I think I could ask you the same question, Botch."

Butch gave James an angry glance. "Drop it, blue boy. You're in dangerous waters."

James had to chuckle at this. "What, in danger from you? The infamous silent partner?"

Butch scowled at James. "Still waters run deep, you cross-dressing geek." He growled.

"I can swim just as well as you, Froggy." James retorted, half amused and half intimidated by the exchange.

Butch smirked at him. "So why don'tcha answer the question…. Chicken?"

James closed his eyes and straightened in his seat as he took a sip of his drink. "Maybe a true gentleman doesn't say." He said with dignity.

Butch scoffed. "Yeah, and maybe you're just gay."

Had James been anyone else, that statement probably would have offended him. Instead, it only amused him. "You just don't get it, do ya, Butch? Oh, well, how much heart can one expect from a fly-eating weirdo like you?"

Butch took another drink, and again slammed his glass down angrily. "I have heart! Just 'cause I don't go around flaming it out like you do…"

James faced Butch with an accusing look on his face and tone in his voice now. "Really? And who have you ever really cared about besides yourself?!" he asked, angered by the claim that Butch, so cold and silent, could possibly have emotions that compared to his own in terms of intensity.

Butch stared at James angrily. "Ca-" He started to say, then stopped himself abruptly.

James grinned, his anger gone. "Yesssss?" he asked.

Butch sweat dropped. "Carmine. Bobby Carmine. Old friend I knew at Pokemon Tech." He replied.

James didn't believe it for a second. "Sure." He said sarcastically.

Butch's eyes went wide as his face displayed extreme stress for a second, but only a second. "I swear!" he said in a tone far too frantic for his usual manner.

James said not a word as he grinned wryly at his Teammate.

Butch chewed his lip for a second. He could not- he would not be found out. Suddenly, he turned the tables around. "Look, you're one to talk, the way you fawn over that witch Jessie!"

Again, James grinned at Butch, knowing he couldn't possibly deny the charge.

"Like you with Cassidy?" James asked slyly.

Butch's eyes narrowed. "When have I ever fawned over Cassidy?" he demanded.

James folded his arms across his chest. "Well, you certainly didn't seem too happy when I grabbed her that time you took over our Pokemon."

Butch's lips tightened. "I wasn't" he growled.

"And why do you suppose that is?" James asked triumphantly.

Butch looked at James smugly. "I was afraid your stupidity might be contagious!" he snapped.

James rolled his eyes and reached for the last drink of his margarita. "Oh, whatever. I give up."

The corner of Butch's mouth curled upward, and he was on the brink of replying to James when his train of thought was suddenly interrupted by an electronic musical tune from his belt. He reached to the source of the sound, and removed the small black pager. Butch looked at the digital display. "Ah, hell."

James set his empty glass back down on the bar. "What?" "I gotta go. It's Cassidy."

James broke into a wide, mocking smile as he imitated the sound of a whip cracking.

Butch snarled at him and uttered just one word: "Jessebelle."

James' smile vanished as he drew back. "How do you know about that?" he asked in a quiet, trembling voice.

"I have my ways." Butch replied. With that, he opened his black leather wallet to pay for his drinks. As he reached in and pulled out a bill, a piece of white, folded-up paper fell out and fluttered down, landing on Butch's barstool. Neither Butch nor James noticed it.

James' smile restored itself as he got over his sudden shock and watched Butch shove his wallet back into his pocket. "Mustn't keep her waiting, eh, Butchy?" he said with a giggle worthy of his infamous schoolgirl disguise.

Butch smirked at him again, never letting his hardened image fade. "Whatever, small fry. See ya." Butch turned and stomped out the door.

James turned back to the bartender and pulled out some money to pay for his own drink. He passed the bill to the man and happened to look down as he waited for his change. It was then that James noticed the piece of paper that had landed on Butch's barstool.

James looked at the paper with curiosity. "What's this?" he asked himself as he reached for the paper and unfolded it, figuring Butch had dropped it at some point. James became dazed as he stared at the paper, so much so that he didn't even realize his change had been set down in front of him with a receipt.

The top of the paper read in fancy calligraphy, "Cupid's Wedding Chapel, Neon Town" Below that, in smaller lettering, the paper read, "Be it known that on this day, Butch Crandall and Cassidy Parker were joined together in the union of Holy Matrimony by Chaplain Michael Gerber. What God has joined, let no man put asunder."

James smiled, not a smug or triumphant smile this time, but one of quiet happiness and respect. "Whatever indeed, Butch." He whispered. With that, James swept up his change and pocketed the piece of paper, and turned to walk out as the piano player finished her soft piece with a flourish on the high note keys.

Outside, Butch was a block away from the bar, walking with a cigarette in his mouth and his hands in his pockets. What a stupid boob, Butch thought to himself with pleasure. He doesn't suspect a thing… nobody suspects a thing. Butch walked on to Headquarters, eager to get back to his wife and partner, as his cigarette smoke wafted up to the stars in the night sky.

THE END