Announcer: It's your favorite show with your host, Mondo!
*Mondo comes out on stage and waves and sits down at one of the three couches*
Announcer: And his lovely co-host, Domino!
*Domnio comes out, waves and sits down next to Mondo*
Mondo: Hello everyone! Welcome to Choco-talk! I'm Mondo!
Domino: And I'm Domino!
Mondo: Our first guests are James and Jessie!
*they come out and sit down*
James: Hello everyone!
Jessie: Hello!
Domino: Ok! My first question is. Are you ever gonna be hooked up?
Jessie: That's none of your business!
James: Yeah! It's none of your business that we're happily married with two children!
Jessie: *hits him over the head with her mallet*You weren't supposed to tell!
James: *rubbing head*Sorry....
Audience: *laughs*
Jessie: *grows a giant-super-loud-expando-head*WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS LAUGHING AT!?
Audience: *stops*
Mondo: Ok...now the next guests are Butch and Cassidy!
*they both come out and sit at another couch*
Butch: Hello Mondo.
Cassidy: Hello Domino.
James: Hello Botch!
Butch: Don't call me Botch!
James: *cowers in fear*Ok...
Butch: I'm warning you....
Mondo: First question, how come you smoke and don't admit it?
Butch: For the last time I don't smoke!
Cassidy: Yeah!
Mondo: Ok, take over Domino I've gotta go get some chocolate*walks off stage*
Domino: Ok, I've got a question for you all. What was the best christmas present you ever got?
James: Well I'd say my rose I got from Jessie!
Jessie: Mine was a make-your-own snowgasboard kit I got from James.
Cassidy: Mine was a car Butch got me once!
Butch: I'd have to say my gun I got from Cassidy.
James: Oh no! Botch has a gun!
Butch: Shut up before I use it!
James: *cowering*Yes sir...
Domino: Please don't bring weapons on this show!
*phone rings*
Domino: Oh! We have a caller!*presses a button on a phone*Hello you're on Choco-talk!
Meowth: *with fake deep voice*HELLO. THIS IS MASTER SHREDDER. I WANT TO SPEAK TO YAM. I WANT TO HAVE HIM HELP ME FIGHT THE NINJA TURTLES.
Domino: Um, may I ask who is calling?
Meowth: I TOLD YOU. I AM THE GREAT MASTER SHREDDER! I WANT TO SPEAK TO QUAN. AND I WANT HIM TO TELL ME WHERE THE GREAT NINJA TURTLES ARE.
Domino: We.. uh.... don't know any turtles.
Meowth: I KNOW THAT ONE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA FROGGOS ARE THERE. BUTCH, THE DUMB ONE.
Butch: WHAT!? I'm not a froggo!
Meowth: MASTER SHREDDER STRIKES AGAIN!*click*
Domino: Well, that's all the time we have for today....it certainly was a weird show. Goodbye everyone!
James: C ya!
Jessie: Toodles!
Cassidy: Bye!
Mondo*muffled from chocolate*Bye bye!
Botch: See ya! HEY! WHO CHANGED MY NAME!?

THE END

Botch: GRRRRR!

AUTHOR’S NOTE:

if you want to know where the shredder idea is from, go here http://www.blackout.com/crankmonth.htm