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Summery: A Jynx comes to visit on Christmas eve, but what are the presents that he will leave….? God, even THAT rhymes.

Team Rocket Christmas Song

It was Christmas eve, and all through Team Rockets house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even Meowth.
Two young Rockets waiting in bed,
Waiting for Santa, "the Jynx" one said.
Suddenly in the Chimney,
They heard a strange noise,
"Is it a bird?" one asked,
"No" said one, "That’s the jingle of toys."
"That Jynx is back and it better prepare for trouble,"
"Yeah" said the other "and it better make it double."
The Jynx suddenly appeared down below,
Looking around while outside it snowed,
One rocket slowly crawled out of her bed,
hid down low so not to show her hair of red.
The other did the same keeping down low,
But this one tripped causing Meowth to
scream "Meeeeoooooowwwwww!!!!"
"James you idiot!!" the girl screamed,
As James cowered in fright it seemed,
She stormed towards him mallet in hand,
"But Jessie" whined James, "That Jynx can still be canned"
Jessie turned around to the Jynx behind,
As the Jynx watched Jessie be so unkind.
He decided to help James and to stop all this,
So he opened his arms and gave them all a lovely kiss.
James, already on the floor, snuggled up to Meowth,
While Jessie dropped her mallet and fell back down to Earth.
The Jynx, satisfied with his work, left three presents on the mat,
One labelled Jessie, one labelled James, and one labelled for a cat.
The Jynx left the rockets to sleep through the night,
While he took off around the world to see all the sights.
Christmas day came and the rockets woke up,
To see three presents waiting all nicely wrapped up.
Jessie opened her first and turned a soft red,
"What did you get" James nicely said.
Jessie took it out of the box and showed it to James,
Her old doll now fixed almost looking the same.
Meowth opened his and guess what he got,
Yep, you’re right, a new ball, as he had used such a lot. Lastly James slowly opened his,
Only to find a piece of paper and on it read this;
"Look out the window, you will see an old friend"
James did as it asked and turned back around.
He looked out the window, saw nothing, and sighed,
He frowned and thought that the letter had lied,
Until he saw the reflection of Jessie behind,
and realised what the letter had meant inside,
The deeper meaning that everything has;
"Even if you lose everything you have,
friends will be with you forever and a day,
behind, in front, with you in every way."
Jessie had also by now realised the same,
And had also turned red just like James.

It was Christmas day and all through Team rockets house,
every creature was stirring, even Meowth.
Two young Rockets hugged in delight,
As they realised they would be together every night.
And in the back of their minds, both of them knew,
One’s alone, three’s a crowd, therefore the best number must be two…

By James’s Rose