Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, DBZ, Or anything else in this story as a matter of fact, if i did i think i'd be the luckiest girl EVER! Lol, no seriously, they all belong to nitendo and gamefreak and that lot...
Me: Welcome! To another fantabulus fanfic by me! I’m in control of this story and if you don’t like it then leave!
* Stares menacingly at the twerps and Team Rocket who are seated in a room *
Ash: we’ll I’m off! * Begins to walk out *
Me: Hold it! You’re not going anywhere! I was talking to Team rocket! You twerps have no choice!
Ash: But that’s not fair!
Me: Tough Pokéballs!
Ash: * Sits down and sulks *
Me: Right as I was saying, I’m gonna tell you a little bit about this story and then, we can go through it, ok?
James: Is it gonna be scary?
Me: not for Team rocket * Smiles wickedly at the twerps *
James: then I guess it’s okay!
Jesse: Fine with me,
Meowth: Dis is better dan getin blasted off by der (the) twoips!
Ash: I REFUSE TO DO THIS!
Me: Oh you’ll do it
Ash: what makes you so sure?
Me: Because a little bird told me a little boy in this room still wets his pants, and many other secrets!
James: * goes red *
Jesse: She wasn’t talking to you!
James: Right! Of course not…
Ash: * sits down and shuts up *
Misty: Fine with me, as long as there isn’t any bug pokémon!
Me: * Crosses fingers * there’s not
Brock: Are there girls?
Me: Lots of girls!
Brock: Oh yea! Then I’m in!
Me: I thought you might be, Anyway, you’ll have to split up.
James: * Stares at Jesse * Split up?
Jesse: * Stares at James * Don’t worry James, you’ll be okay!
Meowth: Ain’t Dis bootiful?
Me: Yea…But they have to split up! This is what happens, in turn each of you go through that door and you’ll find yourself in a different world!
Ash: We will be able to get back, right?
Me: Of course!
Ash: Okay then…
Brock: Ooh! I wanna go first!
Me: Sorry, Ash is going first!
Ash: all right! * Strokes his dorky little pose * I’m going first!
Me: Just go through the door!
Ash: Ok! * Walks through the door *
****************************Ash’s world***************************
Ash: Hey it’s a palace in the clouds! This is so cool!
Me: Be careful Ash, they don’t like people trespassing,
Ash: Okay, then
Me: And remember you’re on Majin Buu’s side ok?
Ash: Ok!
* Two little boys run out of the building arguing loudly *
First little boy: Goten! We’re never going to learn the fusion technique in time!
Goten: Trunks, we have to keep practising! I know we can do it!
Trunks: I don’t even know if we’re gonna be able do beat him by doing a dance, it seems kind of…
* suddenly They notice Ash *
Trunks: Hey! A stranger! Who are you?
Goten: and how did you get here?
Ash: I don’t know!
Goten: Who’s side are you on?
Ash: Um…Majin Buu’s of course!
Trunks: What? Goten come on! Let’s get him!
Ash: what?
* Goten and Trunks run at Ash and as they do, they clench they’re fists, and make they’re hair go blonde and stand up *
Ash: Uh…Let me out of here!
Me: Sorry can’t hear you! Speak up!
Ash: I said…
* Goten and Trunks dive on him and begin beating him to a pulp *
Me: Oh well, lets go back to the room and see what the other are doing!
Me: So what’s happen while I was gone?
Meowth: Jimmy fell asleep, Jesse malleted everyone EXCEPT James, Misty left and Brock’s been drooling over dis calendar he’s got.
Me: Misty left?
Meowth: Yup, she said Wese was driving her nuts!
Me: Hmmm. I’ll deal with her later, Brock it’s your turn
Brock: What about Ash?
Me: Ash stayed to…Um…His new ‘friends’ are dealing with him.
Brock: Oh okay!
* Brock walks through the door *
**************************Brock’s world***************************
Brock: Hey this is the Orange islands right?
Me: Correct!
Brock: But I thought you said you’d take us to different worlds!
Me: Yes but Brock, this is what the world would be like if pokémon ruled it!
Brock: Oh I see!
Geodude: Hey you! Get in line! Are you a slacker?
Me: Brock, a slackers a good thing!
Brock: Oh, then yes I am!
Geodude: you…Are? All right! * Grabs hold of Brock * To the queen!
Brock: Oh joy, is she cute?
* He gets pushed into a big temple *
Geodude: Oh, great queen! I have a slacker!
Nidoqueen: That’s the problem with humans! They can’t do anything! Throw him with mad-pika!
Brock: what’s Mad-Pika?
Nidoqueen: Silence!
* Brock gets dragged off *
Nidoqueen: * Gets out walkie-talkie * Pikachu? We got another one!
Pikachu: * at the other end of the line * another? All right! * Gets off a chair and sprays foam around his mouth, Brock gets pulled in * RARGH!
Brock: ARRGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: Brock’s a bit preoccupied, I leave him and go back to see what the rest are doing!
* Back in the room, Ash has managed to get out but has brought Goten and Trunks with him *
Me: What the? Ash! You stupid idiot! Take them back!
Ash: But… * Goten and Trunks dive on him again and start pounding him to a pulp (again) *
Me: Ah, well you’re busy! Do it later! Jesse! It’s your turn!