I’ll Think of a Reason Later

Disclaimer/A/N: “I’ll Think of a Reason Later” belongs to Lee Ann Womack. Casey, Ash, and Misty belong to Nintendo & 4Kids Entertainment.

This is set ten years in the future. Ash and Misty are engaged (Waah!) and Casey isn’t too pleased…

I heard he was gonna marry some other trainer
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
There was they were on the social page
Lookin' in love and all engaged
We decided she don't take a very good picture

It may be my family's tomboy nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unladylike behavior
It sure ain't fair to judge a stranger
But I don't like her
She may be the angel who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but Misty’s such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with Ash tends to enlarge it

It may be my family's tomboy nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unladylike behavior
It sure ain't fair to judge a stranger
But I don't like her
She may be the angel who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later

Inside Misty’s head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Queen of the water and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later