Memories For vegeta
Saturday mornings were like every other morning at
Capsule Corporation. Bulma
Briefs was busy working on a new invention as usual. Her son Trunks was out playing with his best
friend, Goten, and everyone else was lounging around. Well, almost everyone. One person in particular was in a small
gravity room, training hard, like he did everyday. Vegeta, prince of
the Saiyans, was hard at work trying to perfect his
fighting skills so he could one day defeat his biggest rival; Goku.
Vegeta
shot a blast from his hand and it bounced from wall to wall. He dodged it and let out another blast to
stop it. After a few hours on nonstop
training, Vegeta turned the gravity back to normal
and left the room. He walked back to the
house to get something to eat. When he
walked through the door, he found his son and rival’s son sitting at the
kitchen table.
“Hi ya, Dad,” Trunks said, not looking up.
Vegeta
didn’t answer and made his way to the refrigerator. He opened the door and frowned at was in
it. “Doesn’t that woman ever buy
anything?” He took out two chicken legs,
a whole ham, four slices of leftover pizza, a frozen beef grinder, a ready-made
salad, and the milk. He placed them all
on the counter and then cut two pieces of cherry pie. After he had everything heated up and ready
to eat, he sat down at the table and began to eat his meal. Trunks and Goten
watched as the prince devoured everything in five short minutes. When he was done, he wiped his mouth with his
arm and left for the living room.
“My gosh…I
thought my dad ate a lot,” Goten said when Vegeta had left. </p>
Vegeta
plopped himself on the couch and turned the TV on. Just then Bulma
came into the room, wiping the grease off her hands with a towel. “Well, good morning Vegeta,”
she said. When he didn’t answer she
said, “Well, we’re in a good mood today, aren’t we?”
“Don’t bother me, woman,” he snapped.
“Excuse me for interrupting his majesty’s hard
work.” And with that she walked away.
Vegeta
watched TV for a few more minutes then shut it off. Then an idea popped into his head. “I wonder if Kakarot
is around. He better be, because I’m
bored of just sitting here.” The prince
got up and headed for the door when two boys ran into him. “Don’t you two have better things to do than
running around this place?”
“Sorry, sir,” they said. Vegeta flew out the
door and headed for Goku’s house.
“He needs to get a life,” Trunks said.
“Yeah, but I won’t be the one to tell him,” Goten commented.
* *
In a few minutes, Vegeta came upon the house of Goku,
or Kakarot as he called him. He landed on the front step and pounded on
the door. A young teen answered.
“Hi, Vegeta. What can I do for you?” <
“Where’s Kakarot? Tell him to come out here,” Vegeta said, his arms crossed.
“Oh, of course.” Gohan left and went down the hall. Soon Goku appeared
with a smile on his face.
“Hey Vegeta! What’s up?”
“Never mind what’s up. I thought we could have a sparring
session. Unless you think you’re no
match for me,” he finished with a smile.
“Sure, let’s go.”
The two Saiyans
flew to a field nearby and landed ten feet away from the other. “Ready?” Goku
asked.
“Of course. Just make sure you are.” They flew towards each other and began
throwing and dodging punches. Their
power and speed were almost equal. Vegeta swung his fist into the side of Goku’s
face, and in return, Goku brought his knee up into Vegeta’s stomach.
They started swing their fists at the other, sometimes becoming
successful and landing one into the other.
Vegeta
ducked Goku’s fist, then twirled around, swinging his
leg into Goku’s shoulder. Goku went flying
down to the ground below, but before he hit, he disappeared. Vegeta looked
around waiting for the attack. Suddenly Goku appeared behind him, and as Vegeta
turned, Goku hit him down with his hands interlocked
to form a fist. Vegeta
couldn’t stop himself before hitting the ground because he was hit with such a
great force. His feet started hitting
the ground, but he lost his balance and fell backwards, hitting his head on a
smooth rock that barely stuck out of the ground.
Goku
waited for his opponent to get up, but Vegeta lay on
the ground not moving. Goku landed down next to the prince to find him
unconscious. “Hey Vegeta,”
he said. “Hello…Earth to Vegeta. Wow, he’s
totally out of it.” He noticed a cut on
the side of Vegeta’s head, blood seeping
through. “I think that’s enough sparring
for one day,” he said to the unconscious Vegeta. He picked the prince up, put him over his
shoulder and headed to Capsule Corp.
When he got there, he found Trunks
and Goten outside by the pool. “Hey Dad!” Goten said.
“Hello boys.
Trunks, where’s your mom?”
“She’s in the house, I think,” he said. “What happened to my father?”
“He knocked himself out.” Goku went to the house and called Bulma
when he walked in.
“Goku,
what brings you here?” Bulma said as she skipped down
the stairs. “What happened to him now?”
She said when Goku pointed to Vegeta.
“We were sparring and he hit his
head.”
“Bring him up here,” Bulma said, walking back the stairs.
Goku
placed the prince on his bed and watched as Bulma
cleaned the cut and wrapped a bandage around his head. “I’ll give him till dinner time. Then he’ll wake up and be his cranky old
self.”
* * *
Dinnertime rolled around, and Vegeta started waking up.
He opened his eyes and viewed his surroundings. He sat up and put his hand to his aching
head. “What the,” he said to himself
when he felt the bandage around his head.
He noticed a shirt folded on the desk next to him, so he got up and put
it on. He walked out of the room and
looked down both ways of the hallway.
Then he saw stairs to his right, so he decided to see where they led.
In the kitchen, Bulma
helped her mother prepare dinner while Trunks sat at the table waiting
impatiently.
“Dad’s up,” Trunks said when he noticed his
father walking down the stairs.
“Told you he’d be up when it was time to eat,”
Bulma said, not turning around.
Vegeta
stopped at the bottom of the stairs and looked at the people in the
kitchen. Bulma
turned around and put her hands on her hips.
“Well?” she said sarcastically. </p>
“Who are you?” Vegeta
said.
Bulma put
on a confused look. “What are you
talking about? You know who I am.”
“No, I really don’t,” Vegeta said with a similar confused look.
Bulma
looked at her mom then at Trunks. “What
kind of game are you trying to play with me Vegeta? I’m Bulma, remember.”
“Bulma? Who’s
this Vegeta?
Is that me?” <
Bulma
walked over to him and looked at his face.
“You really don’t know do you?” Vegeta shook his head.
“Who’s that?” Bulma said pointing to Trunks.
“A kid…” Vegeta said.
“He’s your son, Trunks.”
“He’s my son?
I didn’t know I had a son? Does
that mean I have a wife too? Where’s
she?”
“I’m your wife. You really have no idea who you or anybody
else is?”
“No.
This is where I live I take it?”
A smile spread over Bulma’s face. “He’s
lost his memory. He has no idea about
anything…this is awesome!”
“Isn’t this a bad thing, Bulma
dear?” Mrs. Briefs said.
“No way! If he doesn’t remember who he is…I can make a
new Vegeta out of him!”
Trunks stared at his father, who
stared back at him. “So you’re my
son? What was your name again?”
“Trunks.”
“Oh.
How old are you?”
“Eight.”
“Do I have any other kids?”
“No.”
Bulma
listened to their conversation. “This is
great. He has no idea. I don’t have to listen to his complaining and
crankiness all day, and now he’ll actually call me by my name.”
The next morning, Bulma got up to find a pile of laundry on her floor. “I don’t even feel like doing that,” she said
as she dragged herself out of bed. She
slowly walked down the stairs to find both of her parents and Trunks sitting at
the table…with pancakes on their plates.
She had completely forgotten about Vegeta’s
loss of memory. He was standing at the
stove making breakfast.
“Good morning, Bulma. I thought I’d make breakfast. Sit down and have some.” Bulma sat down, not
taking her eyes off the usually cranky Saiyan.
“I didn’t know Dad knew how to
cook,” Trunks said.
“Neither did I,”
Bulma replied.
She looked at the plate of pancakes Vegeta
placed in front of her. A devilish grin
appeared on her face. “If he’s making
breakfast for us…imagine the other things I can get him to do…”
After breakfast, Bulma
led Vegeta up to the laundry room. “This is where we do our laundry. Usually you’re the one who does it, but if
you don’t want to…I guess I can do it.”
“If I normally do it, then I’ll
continue with it. But I don’t remember
how to work the machines…” Bulma showed him what to
do and told him where he would find all the dirty laundry.
Later that day, Yamcha
arrived at Bulma’s house. He found her laying on the patio sun
bathing. “Don’t you have work to do?”
“Nope.”
“Nothing?”
“Nothing. Vegeta is doing it
all.”
Yamcha’s
mouth dropped open. “What bet did he
lose?”
“He didn’t lose a bet.” She sat up and took
off her sunglasses. “He’s got amnesia.”
<
“Amnesia? You mean he lost his memory? How much of it?”
“Everything. He has no idea who you are, that he’s a
prince or a Saiyan for that matter. He had no idea who I was or Trunks. So he won’t remember Goku
either. And I have him cleaning the
whole house. Told him
that he’s the one who normally does it all.”
“You’re sneaky, Bulma.”
“Sure am.
I called everyone else up to come over this afternoon. I’m having a cookout. And Vegeta volunteered
to do all of the cooking.”
“No way…”
Just then, Vegeta
walked outside, an apron tied around his neck and waist. “Bulma, where do
you keep the vacuum?”
“Upstairs, first door on
your left.”
“Okay. Thank-you.” Then he noticed the stranger. “Hello…do I know you?”
“Uh…yeah. I’m Yamcha.”
“Oh, nice to meet you again. Sorry, but I don’t remember anyone. I have to get back to work…talk to you
later!” And with that he walked back to the house.
“That’s so funny,” Yamcha said.
“Yup,” Bulma replied
putting her sunglasses back on and laying down again.
Inside, Trunks and Goten were in Trunks’ room playing video games. “So your dad doesn’t even remember you?” Goten asked.
“Didn’t have a clue.”
Then there was a knock on the door. Vegeta opened it
and peered in. “Thought you guys would
like some popcorn.” He placed a large bowl of popcorn on the bed between the
two boys.
“Thanks Dad,”
Trunks said.
When Vegeta
left, Goten looked at the popcorn. “That’s so cool.”
* * *
Around
“Is Vegeta planning
on joining us?” Gohan asked.
Bulma
looked at him with a smile. “Of course. He’s
getting everything ready.”
“Vegeta is doing
that?” Goku said.
“That’s right! You guys don’t know!” Everyone became silent when she yelled
out. “Remember how you brought Vegeta back unconscious the other day Goku?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, he hit his head so hard he
lost his memory. He’s got a serious case
of amnesia!”
Everyone looked at each other and
found what they had just heard hard to imagine.
“It’s true though,” Yamcha said. “He had
no clue who I was.
And he was walking around with a flowered apron on.”
Just then the screen door opened and
Vegeta walked out with two trays of food. “Oh! I
didn’t know everyone was here already.”
“Vegeta,” Bulma said pulling him over to the side. “Do you remember Goku?”
Vegeta
looked at Goku’s face for a few minutes. Everyone watched. “No, I’m afraid not. Though he does seem familiar…”
“He should.
He’s your best friend,” Bulma said with a
smile.
“He is?”
“Aren’t you Goku?” Bulma said jabbing Goku in the
arm with her elbow.
“Uh…of course I am.”
* * *
Around seven, the group had eaten a
large meal that Vegeta and Mrs. Briefs had
prepared. Now everyone sat back in
chairs talking. Vegeta
sat next to Bulma, with Marron,
Krillin and Android 18’s daughter, on his lap. She giggled as he bounced her on his leg. After an hour of nothing but gossiping, Vegeta looked around at the mess. “I better start cleaning this mess up.”
As Vegeta
did so, Krillin couldn’t help but ask Bulma a question.
“So does this mean that Vegeta doesn’t know
he’s a prince?”
Everyone was silent. Vegeta looked at
him with a curious look. Bulma stood up and put her arm on Vegeta’s
shoulders. “My Vegeta
probably wouldn’t care anyway. He left
being a prince so he could be with me and get away from that boring life, didn’t
you dear?”
Vegeta looked
at her then decided she must know what she was talking about. “Of course. I just wanted to spend the rest of my life
with you…” he finished unsure with himself.
He continued to pick up plates and then went inside.
Bulma hit Krillin on the back of his head. “Ruin this for me and I swear you’ll wish you
had never been born buster.”
“Gee, sorry,” Krillin said
rubbing his head.
* * *
The next morning Yamcha,
Poir, and Oolong were sitting outside by the pool
with Bulma and her mother. Then Trunks and Goten
ran out of the house and jumped into the pool, splashing water all over the
place. They swam around for a few
minutes then flew out and over the house.
Vegeta
walked outside wearing an apron with blue flowers and ruffles on the
edges. “Hello everyone,” he greeted
cheerfully. “Can I get you anything?”
“No thanks, Vegeta,”
Bulma said.
“I’ll have a piece of pie and soda!”
Oolong shouted out.
“Anyone else?”
Vegeta asked.
Suddenly a gust of wind came
through, blowing off Mrs. Brief’s hat.
It hovered in the air for a second, and then landed gently in the
pool. “Oh my,” she said.
“I’ll get it for you,” Vegeta said. He
knelt down at the corner of the pool and leaned over, trying to reach the
hat. He leaned over a bit more, but his
feet slipped on the water Trunks and Goten
splashed. He lost his balance and fell
in, hitting his head on the other side of the pool.
Bulma
jumped up and waited for Vegeta to come back up. When he did he placed the hat on the patio
and dragged himself out. Bulma took his arm and helped him up. When Vegeta was out
of the pool he yanked his arm away from Bulma’s
grasp. “I’m fine,” he said. Then he noticed the apron he wore. “What the heck is this!?”
“Vegeta…are you
okay?” Bulma asked.
“Of course I am woman!” He pulled the apron
off and threw it to the ground.
“Are you still going to get my pie?” Oolong
asked.
“Get it yourself!” Vegeta
snapped.
Just then Goku
landed on the patio and walked over with a big smile. “Hey buddy!” He said slapping Vegeta on the back.
“What are you talking about Kakarot?”
Goku looked
at him with a confused look. “Don’t tell
me he’s got his memory back.”
“I guess so,” Bulma
said in a sad voice.
“What do you mean got my memory back?” Vegeta looked at the people around him. “What happened? What did you do to me? I demand to know!”
“Get over it!” Bulma
yelled. “You hit your head, lost your
memory, and then got it back when you hit your head on the side of the
pool. Happy?”
Vegeta gave her a
harsh look and then stomped away, talking to himself.
“This stinks,” Bulma
said picking up the wet apron. “I had
him doing everything around here. And he
was nice to me. Mom, I need your frying
pan!”
“Whoa, hold it Bulma,”
Goku said. “I
know that the nice Vegeta was cool, but didn’t you
miss the old Vegeta?”
“No,” she said and started to walk away. “Well…maybe just a little,” she said over her
shoulder and continued towards the house.
* * *
Later that night, Bulma sat at the table drinking coffee and reading the
newspaper. Vegeta
came into the kitchen and looked inside the refrigerator. He pulled out a couple of things and leaned
against the counter as he ate them.
“You know,” Bulma
started, “when you lost your memory, you were so nice to me.”
“Good for me,” he said while still
chewing. He finished his snack and
started to leave.
Bulma
noticed the large crumes on the floor. “Vegeta!! Get back in here and clean this mess up!”
“Do it yourself if you want it done,” Vegeta called back.
Figuratively speaking, steam came
out of Bulma’s ears and her eyes turned red. She stomped into the living room and stood in
front of the TV, blocking Vegeta’s view. “Get out of the way, woman,” he said.
“I want you to clean up after yourself,” Bulma snapped, her hands on her hips and her foot angrily
tapping the ground.
“I don’t clean up. I’m a prince; I shouldn’t have to do
that. You’d never catch me cleaning,” he
stated crossing his arms.
Just then Trunks came into the room
after hearing the whole thing upstairs.
“Hey Dad,” he said. “If you were
ever caught cleaning, what would you do?”
“Stay out of this!” Vegeta snapped.
An evil grin spread across Bulma’s face.
“Yeah…if somehow it was proven to you that you cleaned, would you clean
up anything I ask for a whole day? I’d
clean up tonight’s mess of course.”
Vegeta
laughed. “If you want to play a game
that I can easily win, so be it. Fine,
when you catch me and show me proof I’ll be your slave for a whole day. Don’t work to hard at it, because you’ll
never catch me.”
After Vegeta
said that, Trunks ran upstairs. He soon
returned and handed his mother a small card.
Bulma started laughing and looked at Vegeta with another devilish grin.
“Would you mind getting out of my
way?” Vegeta asked sarcastically.
“Oh, I’ll let you watch TV
tonight. Since you’ll be very busy
tomorrow…”
“What are you talking about?”
Bulma
handed Vegeta the picture. His eyes got big when he saw what it was a
picture of. It was a picture of Vegeta wearing an apron with ruffles and flowers, vacuuming
the living room. “Where
did you get this?! Who made
this? They’ll pay dearly!”
“You did, Dad,” Trunks said. “I took it while you were getting ready for
the cookout.”
“I guess this means you’re my slave…Prince Vegeta,” she added taking the picture away and walking off
with a large grin on her face.
* * *
The next morning, Goku and Chi Chi were invited
over for breakfast. Bulma
led them into the kitchen. When they got
there, Goku and Chi Chi
were surprised at what they saw. Vegeta stood at the counter reading a cookbook. There were broken eggs, vegetable oil, milk
and other ingredients spilled all over the place, not to mention flour in Vegeta’s hair.
“What’s going on?” Goku
asked.
“I thought waffles made from scratch would
make a nice breakfast,” Bulma said with a smile.
“But Vegeta’s making
breakfast? I thought he got his memory
back?”
“He did.”
Chi Chi
shook her head at the mess. “What a
mess. Why would you let him make
something like that when you know there’s a very large mess involved?”
“He’s cleaning it up, since he’s my
slave for the day.”
Goku
walked over to Vegeta who was digging out eggshells
from the batter. “Nice apron. Flowers and ruffles are so you,” he said
trying not to laugh.
“Shut up Kakarot!”
Vegeta yelled as he read the recipe.
The End