When I'm at work, ya, I always rush
right home for lunch
so I can check out whats up on the brady bunch
and when I'm walking through
the front door at night
I got to see the winner on the price is right, oh

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I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
staring at a tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV 

Whats happening in the worl, I don't care at all
but it better not pre-empt monday night football
I can't even come up with my own views
I'm taught how to think from the evening news

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