I took her out
it was a friday night
I wore cologne 
to get the feeling right
we started makin' out
and she took off my pants
but then I turned on the TV,
and that's about the time she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by T.V. shows
what the hell (fuck on live alblum) is ADD
my friends say I should act my age
whats my age again?
whats my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom, from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
and your husbands in jail
The state looks down on sodomy
and that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by prank phone calls
what the hell (fuck on live alblum) is Call ID
my friends say I should act my age
whats my age again?
whats my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
what the hell is wrong with me
my friends say I should act my age
whats my age again? whats my age again?
and that's about the time that she  broke up with me
nobody one should take themselves so seriously
with many years ahead to fall in line
why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age,
whats my age again?
whats my age again?