Transvestite By Blink 182 From Buddha (Tape) Tabbed by SJ (kirei_008@hotmail.com) A very funny song off their tape. If you've never heard it before, at least read the lyrics. (at the bottom of the tab) Intro: ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ----2---0---3--------------------- --3---3---3---3---0-2-3-2-0-2----- ---------------------------------- Verse: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --5555555555555555----------------------------------------------------------------------- --3333333333333333--3333333333333333--5555555555555555--3333333333333333----------------- --------------------1111111111111111--3333333333333333--1111111111111111----------------- Chorus: ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------- --555555-------------------------------------- --333333--55555555--777777--3333333----------- ----------33333333--555555--1111111----------- Inbetween first ad second verse: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----2---0---3---2-0-----2---0---3---2-0------2---0---3---2-0-----2---0---3---2-0--------- --3---3---3---3-----3-0---0---3---3-----3--2---3---3---3-----3-3---3---3---3-----3------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------2---0---3---2-0-----2---0---3---2-0------2---0---3---2-0-----2---0---3--- -0-2-3-2-0-2--3---3---3---3-----3-0---0---3---3-----3--2---3---3---3-----3-3---3---3---3- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------- ---------------- ---------------- ---------------- --0-2-3-2-0-2--- ---------------- "my moms a transvestite!" -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- --555555------------------------------ --333333-555555-777777-333333--------- ---------333333-555555-111111--------- wait for a bit, then start quietly playing a verse; (while Mark is singing, "oh mom... why'd ya have to buy all those mens clothes...) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --5555555555555555----------------------------------------------------------------------- --3333333333333333--3333333333333333--5555555555555555--3333333333333333----------------- --------------------1111111111111111--3333333333333333--1111111111111111----------------- |-------------| Somwhere in here is where Mark should start singing Distortion part: Start off with; ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- --333------ --111------ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --5555555555555555-------------------------------------------------------55555555-------- --3333333333333333-555555555555555---7777777777777777--3333333333333333--33333333-------- -------------------3333333333333333--5555555555555555--1111111111111111------------------ Lyrics: My mom is not a woman anymore, She dresses like a man She's not as feminine as she Used to be before. Now she is so damned masculine. I open my eyes My mom's not a woman anymore She's wearing a disguise Everytime she leaves through that door My mom's not quite the same As she was in the past If I misbehave she kicks my ass My mom's not quite the Woman that she was before When my friends come over She likes to wrestle them down to the floor My mom's a transvestite Check out more Blink tabs+ anime and videogame tabs @ http://fly.to/kawp