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Obsession: The Anna Conspiracy

Some of you may be aware of the webmistress of this webpage, Anna.

But what some of you may not know, is that Anna has a obsession with the media, which leads her more and more towards insanity with each passing day!

I am here, as the host of the Twilight Zone, to expose this young girl's secret obsession.


Facts:

Take these pictures into consideration:

Now, this picture may look like a little harmless fun with a girl in a van, but really it is Anna pretending to be one of the long lost members of the Christian pop singing group, Plus One! But, this obsession started much before this. Consider the following pictures as evidence:

This is a picture from back in the day. It was when Anna's kitty was having her first birthday party. (That other boy in the picture is Anna's brother, Sam). If only we could stay innocent for this long...

Let's skip forward a few years to the year 2000, when Anna was celebrating her 12th birthday. This picture looks innocent enough... right? Wrong! If you would notice to the right of the picture, it seems that, yes, Anna got a CD for her birthday, and she's actually leafing through the pages of the booklet while listening to the CD! But this is only the beginning!

This is a 7th grade school picture of Anna. Notice how Anna has changed her hair color to red (you can tell by the color light it reflects), as to, not doubt, look more like a rock star.

This is only a year from when it all began... on Anna's 13th birthday, with all her friends. Anna is playing hide and seek, so see if you can find her. (For all you who just cannot seem to, she is the farthest on the left with blonde- yes, blonde hair!) Anna bleached her hair about a week before this picture was taken in order to fully fit the part of a character she was plaing for a speech and drama assignment. (Needless to say, some of the other members of her team felt she did not fit the part with red hair, but she proved them wrong.)

This is a really bad recent picture of Anna, when she cut her hair so that when she actually styled it, she would look like a blonde version of a certain somebody...

Of course the story is still unfolding (not to mention, her hair looks nothing like that anymore, but we have yet to develop the pictures) More to come of the shocking story of Anna!


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