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Title: Phobic Petting
Author: Yami no Kaiba
Beta: Kalenight
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka

Summary: Choose Your Own Adventure Meme Example
Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns all Naruto characters.

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Konoha Hospital had a marvel of technology that the rest of Konoha just didn't have because of the sheer cost of it was outweighed by its actual usefulness. The hospital, however, found the cost/usefulness ratio to be exactly reversed in their situation, and as such they had shelled out the money to have the system installed.

As such it was a unique marvel in Konoha, and as expected of a unique marvel in a hidden ninja village, it attracted a lot of attention by the village's ninjas and citizens alike.

It was welcomed by such an overwhelming amount of people, in fact, that the mere overhearing of a bad comment sent its way was met with an unusual amount of discourtesy.

As such, Umino Iruka attempted to avoid conversations when the topic came up. For Umino Iruka personally didn't believe in lying unless it was for professional purposes.

So Iruka was absolutely miserable when the topic came up when speaking with one Hatake Kakashi over Wednesday night yakitori.

"You haven't given it a ride yet?" Kakashi asked, an eyebrow arching in surprise, then wriggling in suggestion.

Iruka:
A. Catches the innuendo immediately.
B. Catches the innuendo after replying.
C. Is totally naïve of the innuendo.