As for the rest of you... have fun! ^_^
James strolls out of his cell and plops down infront of you. “Come to bail me?” James says in his thrilled voice.
“Not until you tell me how you got in here! James, you have to tell me how it all happened!” you cross your legs, prepared for a long story.
James sighs, “Ok…ok… heres how it went…”
*flashback music*
“JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!” Misty’s annoying whorish voice squealed from the kitchen “WHERE ARE YOU MY DARLING?!?!”
James clenched his jaw, and strolled out of the bedroom. “What the hell are you doing here? And how did you get into MY house?” James said buttoning up his shirt.
“OUR house Jimmy, OUR house!” Misty walked over to him and leaned over for a kiss.
“AAAH!” James jumped back “The HELL are you doing?!?!” he pants as he clenches his chest “Friggen psycho.”
“Don’t you love me Jimmy?” Misty said hiking up her shorts.
“Oh…dear…” James turned around as the phone rang. “Saved by the bell..” James mumbled as he picked up the phone. “Hello?” James said keeping eye contact with Misty down to a bear minimum.
“Hey James!” Ash’s scratchy girly voice came over the other end. “Is Misty there by chance?”
“Umm…hai…” James shoved the phone into Misty’s hands.
“Hello?” Misty said in her gay tramp voice.
“Misty. Pikachu and I are going to go on an adventure! Doesn’t that sound like such fun!!” Ash giggled excitedly.
“Oh oh oh! I wanna come! Some of those pokemon…are…so…cute…and make me so…HOT” Misty said all gay like.
“I’ll meet you in Pallet town…right next to where you work.”
“You mean hooters? Ok then Ash! See you then!” Misty hung up the phone and pranced out of the door.
“I swear I’m going to kill that ho.” James said spraying down his house with Lysol. “She’s always up in my area code!” James glanced at his watch “Eeek! I have to go meet Jessie and Meowth to go steal more pokemon from those twerps!” James put up his hair in that hot pony tail and started off to Jessie’s house.
“JESSIE!!!” James said running over to Jessie.
“JAMES!!!” Jessie said skipping over to James.
They hug and do the cute leg thing.
“Jessie, I need your help. I really cannot stand those dorks anymore, so, I’ve come up with a plan to kill…at least one… preferably…Misty. Cuz she’s a ho, and well, she needs to die. So, my plan was…” James was cut off by a load thud.
“Ow…” Meowths heavy New York accent was heard from across the room. James fell over laughing. “Insteda youse guys just laughin at meh, why don’t youse help meh up!” Meowth called from the stairs “This darned cake fell right on topa meh, and I can’t geddup!”
Jessie walked over to Meowth laughing and pulled him up. “Whats the cake for meowth?” Jessie said shoving the icing from his face.
“It was meh new thought for catchin those twiops! See, we was gonna throw dese in there faces, and den they wouldn’t be able to see, den we could catch’em!…no pun intended...” Meowth licks the cake off his face and paw…hand…things.
“Meowth, that’s brilliant! But James has a better idea…why don’t we…just…KILL THEM!!” Jessie throws her arms in the air, “I think it’s a great idea!!” she squeals.
“Works for me.” Meowth throws the cake over his shoulder. “Lets hear the plan James!!”
Jessie yanks James over to the table that magically appeared in front of them. “Tell us the plan!”
“Well…umm…I really only want to kill Misty. So, I was thinking of just, ya know, shooting her…” James smiled at Jessie “Wanna help?”
“SURE!” Jessie jumped to her feet and grabbed a gun. “Lets go hunt us some twerps!”
“That’s…about it.” James looks at you and smiles.
“Oh, well, ok then!!”
you pay James’s bail fee, and you walk home together, hand in hand.
THE END!!!