Table of Contents
Vital Stats
Evidence
Blockades
Ivy's Side of the Ship
Brock's Side of the Ship
Official Opinions from Us
Best Shipping Moment Award
Spark: It was there.....Oh jeez, I can't believe I just admitted that....until Ivy....*gasp*...HURT HIM IN A WAY I CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS! But we'll get into that later.
Chance of Love being declared on TV: A lil late for that, dontcha think?
Behind the Ship: Our little Brock comes to Valincia island with his buddos, Misty and Ash. There, he meets Poison Ivy. (Er, Professor Ivy. I meant Professor.....really.) Her and her three lesbian sidekicks can't clean their own house, so Brocko feels sorry for them. He does the nice thing, and stays behind. The fact that the C-cupped professor wears a very low cut shirt has nothing to do with it. Of course not.
Anyways, so Ash and Misty continue on their little journey. They go through the Orange Islands, and Ash wins the little trophy. * Oh, yeah, and Tracey comes along too -_-
They come back to Ash's house, and find to their great suprise, BROCK!
*This is about when all of the people in Brock's Pokemon league got excited. BPL is the yahoo club where most of us met. We were posting about 30 times a day, knowing Brock was coming soon. Sharing our opinions, all that fun stuff. Just wanted to share that.
Everyone: *Groans*
Me: And if you don't like it, tough. Anyways, at first, everything's great. We're all happy happy joy joy people. Ivy professes her undying love, and Brock is joyful. And then....that fateful day. Brock is cleaning, and he walks into Poison Ivy's room. To his great suprise, Ivy and her three sidekicks are all doing the matress mombo. Shocked, Brock exits the scene. Quickly, he gathers up his things. He can still hear the lesbian sidekicks groaning with pleasure, but Ivy has run out, buttoning her shirt.
She protests, and accidentally says, "Brock! Stay! I need you to clean!" Brock gasps, his eyes widening.....wait. No, cut out the eyes widening. Ivy quickly realizes her mistake. "No! I meant...to clean....me...out! Yes!"
Brock groans, tears flowing down his tan cheeks. He mumbles something, and she asks, "What?" He glares at her, and replies loudly, "Your trio seems to be doing a good enough job."
He leaves, his bag hung over his shoulder, a hat on his head. He somehow ends up in Pallet down. And that's that.
Haley, Who Doesn't Want To Be Reminded of HER-AAAAAAAAAAAAH!- *clasps ears* NO! She hurt my Brockie, she tore out his heart and crushed it, and then crushed it some more right in front of him. And then, she threw it at a wall, and then she played soccer with it, and then she I dunno! BUT SHE DID TERRIBLE THINGS WITH MY POOR BROCKIE'S HEART! MY POOR SWEETIE! NEVER CAN THEY BE TOGETHER! She'd only hurt my poor Brockie.
Dee, Who's Been Reading too Much Harry Potter- Let's change the subject. I don't like talking about she-who-must-not-be-named. Witch. I don't have any real affections towards Brock (for me, he's more like that one friend you pick on all the time) but you-know-who is an evil little satanic succubus who must be stopped. I mean, who knows... she-who-must-not-be-named's next victim could be *dun dun duuuun* JAMES!? *Gasps, faints dramatically*
Jet, the Girl with the Twisted Sense of Humor-HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ST, Who Confuses Everyone, Including Herself- two words: Evil and morally wrong. Okay.. that was four... but..
I'm done now, because I'm scaring myself. I feel dirty, talking about Poision Ivy that much.
Brock: Don't....say....that...name......
Me: BROCK?!? WHERE THE HECKO DID YOU COME FROM?
Brock: *Shrugs*
Me: *Starts chasing Brock, laughing insanely*
Until we meet again, farewell!
