Spark: Depends on whose candle you're looking at
Chance of love being declared on T.V: Well...Jessebelle kind of already declared it....
Behind the Ship: James Morgan, being forced in a relationship with a woman who goes after him with a whip (And possibly a leather thong), runs away from home and joins up with team rocket. But then, when they come back home, James discovers he will only keep his fortune if he marries Jessebelle. Although Jessie and Meowth believe Jim will stay, he comes along and saves the day, making one of the most rocket-shippy moments in history.
Jessebelle chases Jim with a whip.
Dee: SHE'S EVIL!
Jess: Well, that's one way to get her out of my little summary type thing.
Jim didn't give us any evidence -_-. Come to think of it, neither did Jessebelle. He doesn't talk about his life back home alot. The one thing that always struck me as funny was his swimming and eating ice cream sandwiches on Kid's Day. But that has absolutely nothing to do with Jessebelle and his relationship. I can't believe myself. I never go off on rabbit trails!
The Whip: The whip strikes me as hilarious! She acts like a lion tamer or something! *Whoopcha, who's YOUR DADDY!?!* Ahem. I don't think any guys are going to be too crazy over a chick with a torturing device.
Jessie: Jessie and Jim are desperately and hopelessly in love. I mean, Jim DID come back to her at the end of Holy Matrimony, right? Right.
Money: And speaking of money, I think that's the only reason either of them would consider it. Jim has Jessie, and Jessebelle could probablly get better.
Growlie: I don't think Jessebelle could take care of Growlie! And Growlie's sooo cute. He'd probably eat her up! Teeheehee! I think Growlie is very important to Jim. And if they got married (Jessebelle and Jim, not Growlie and Jim. Ewww.), they'd probably live at that huge old castle. And Growlie would get ignored. And then some butt would be kicked! Hi-ya! (I have no idea why I put Growlie as a blockade -_-;;;)
Dee: Dee! Duh! If Jessebelle and Jim ever decided to get hitched, Dee would jump into her television and knock some sense into Jim. And if that didn't work, she'd go after Jessebelle with a hatchet!
Would Jessebelle start the relationship? Duh.
Dee, who thinks this whole thing is bullchit: JESSEBELLE IS A DOMINATRIX! SHE'S ONE OF THE FOUR EVILS OF POKéMON! SHE MUST BE BEATEN SEVERELY WITH REEDS AND CHEESE GRATERS! JESS AND JIM FOREVA AND A DAY!
Haley, Who Basically Says What Dee Says, Except Without the Caps Lock: No, no, AAAAAAAAAAND NOO!
Jessebelle just wants him for his money, and even if
she didn't she's a total freak!!!! What's with the
whip thing? Ew....and besides that, James doesn't
like her. It's obvious! And if you're gonna say he's
hiding it by acting like he doesn't like her, I SAY
HE'S NOT A CHILD!!! James doesn't want a friggin dominatrix!!! ST, Summing Up Dee and Haley in a Single, a Couple... Yeah... Sentences: No no no no no. No one should be forced to marry someone that creepy and oppresive. And most of all... James doesn't like her. So to sum it up... No.
Jet, Who Is Even More Obsessive The Dee (But Just Barely): .....Jessebelle...with... MY JIMMY?!?!?! HELL NO! I'LL OPEN UP A CAN...NO NO...A CASE OF WHOOP ASS ON HER! SHE CAN'T HAVE HIM! HES MINE!!!!! ...and she should die. Okay I'm done.
ANY PART WITH A WHIP! *Throws confetti in the air*
Jessebelle: Who's YOUR DADDY?
That's all I have left to say ^-^ More Pokémon Shipping Sections!
She loves Jim. Isn't it obvious? Hmm...you need evidence for that, tho'. I can't think of any. WHY does she chase him with a whip and try to force him into a relationship? We assume it's just the money, but is it really just that? How do we know? I've always liked Jessebelle, but I really think she is a total and complete psycho. That's probably why I like her. *Gets beat by Dee* Ahhhh! GET AWAY!
*Ivy and Jessebelle appear*
Ivy & Jessebelle: Did someone call us?
Dee: AHHHH!
*...da dee dum dum..... RICHIE APPEARS*
Richie: Huh? I heard that Dee needed to see me?
*Richie closes in on Dee*
Richie: What did you need? My, you have pretty eyes!
Dee: AHHHHHH! *Dee runs off screaming*
Ahem. Back to the evidence.
Jet and ST: *Sweatdrop*
Basically, I guess I'm saying no matter how much money, he's not going to leave the love of his life. Ah yes, my friends. Amor Vincint Omnia (Love conquers all)
Jet and Dee: THERE IS NO BETTER!
Haley-chan: There's always.....
Jess: BROCK!
*St, Haley, and Jess are clobbered by vicious Jet and Dee-chans*
Jess: Umm..well..as I was saying, a relationship based off of one thing wouldn't really work out, would it?
Dee: Hatchet to Jessebelle...happy thought!
Jess: Happy thought indeed.
Jim: Well, if that don't just beat all! The lil gal wants to know what I nahturally sound like!
Jess: Umm...I think I liked it better not knowing. Anyways, Jessebelle went after Jim with a whip!
Haley-chan: *Slaps forehead in mock suprise* No!
Jess: Yes!
ST: *Sweatdrop* Jess, you kind of mentioned that already.
Jet: Oh, only a few thousand times.
Jess: A WHIP! TEEHEEHEE!
Dee: She's not obsessed or anything.
Haley-chan: Of course not.
Jess: Um, anyways...this is getting nowhere. JESSEBELLE WANTS TO MARRY JIM!
Dee's Quick Addition (after all, she HTML'd this, shouldn't she have a say?) WHAT!? PLEASANT!? PLEASANT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? IF JESSIE DIED, JIM'D LOSE IT! HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER! *Is beaten away by Jess-chan*
Would Jim start the relationship? I think not. Wait a second. NO!
Jim: YOU'RE MY DADDY!
Jess: Ummm....ewwww.....yucky mental picture....ICK!