Twerpshipping, it's so sweet I could pukeAsh & Misty's So-Called Romance
As told by Jess, that one Gymshipping Psychopath
Twerp shipping! Tis so aptly named. Well, maybe Misty's not a total twerp...after all, I'm a gym shipper all the way! *Gets attacked by the millions of twerp shipers in the world* Um, right. Anyways, I'm just doing this section because I was being my nice self and allowed Haley to work on the gym shipping page. And because Dr Jess is going to have much more fun bashing twerp shipping then blandly stating the reasons she supports gym shipping. Anyways, enough about Gym shipping, this is a twerp shipping page.....so, on with it!
A nice list of places to visit
Vital Stats
Evidence
Blockades
Misty's Side of the Ship
Brock's Side of the Ship
Official Opinions by Us
Favorite Pictures
The Best Shipping Moment Award!
Vital Stats!
Techinical Term: Well....most people just refer to it as AAML (Ash and Misty's love) but I so lovingly call it twerp shipping. As I've said about twenty times.
Spark: It's there, as much as I hate to admit it. It's very dim, but lit.
Chance of Love being declared on TV: Why must you torture me so? Oh, all right. Fine. There is a pretty damn big chance of it being announced in some way or another on TV.
Behind the Ship: Ash and Misty, meeting in that wonderful occasion when Ash stole Misty's bike and ruined it. Ah, yes. Love at first sight. Misty passionately gazing into his eyes, threatening him, and telling him that she shall follow him until he repays her.....or so the story begins. Does she really want to follow him for the bike, or for her own little joy ride?
Evidence
Well...let's start this.....I'm not feeling particularly hilarious at the moment, so deal with my wit and humor or lack of it, kay?
The Bike: The legendary bike that no longer is. The bike which brought them together. Misty was just sitting there, fishing, and minding her own business, when along comes this twerp. He wants to save his little dying pikachu
*Dee runs in a corner, turning blue* Dee: That.....name.....
Me: And Misty just HAPPENS to be in the way. Poor Misty. If she had just been fishing in a different location, she would never have been dragged along in Ash's crazy mission. Of course, she would have never met the Brocko man either. But, anyways. Right. So, Ash steals the bike, and Misty follows him.
Now, Ash is able to pay for ALL his supplies, and everything. But he can't pay for a bike? Do you have ANY idea how cheap a bike is? No? Well, neither do I, but that's besides the point. I know for a fact they don't cost too much. And he could have just called his mom and explained what happened. But what does he do? Being the gentleman *cough* he is, he just ignores Misty, whose firey temper is only matched by the color of her hair.
By the way, how in the WORLD does she get her hair up like that? Do you know how much HAIRSPRAY that would take? And if she can pay for all that hairspray, can't she afford to pay for her own bike replacement? But anyways, so now they're just traveling side by side. And then, I can't remember what episode, but it's the one where Ash defeats Blaine, as they are walking away, Misty says something along the lines of.......
Ash:There's a gym in Viridian? Why didn't you tell me when we were there?
Misty: We were fighting back then! But....I can't remember why......
Brock: Don't you remember? You got mad because Ash stole your bi-
*Ash clamps a hand over Brock's mouth and chuckles nervously*
(See? Brock wants Misty to stay mad at Ash so she'll fall in love with him [Brock] instead of the twerp! I mean, Ash doesn't want Misty mad at him. He also wants her to stay....um.....yeah.)
Misty:Oh, yeah, my bike! YOU STILL OWE ME A BIKE ASH KETCHUM!
Yadda yadda, the saga continues. But anyways, you get the point. Misty forgot why she was following Ash, and yet she continued. Enough with the fricking bike.
Pokemon:The Movie 2000: Hmm, there were quite a few parts in here. I don't want to explain the whole movie, but I'll briefly state them. There were quite a few parts where Misty said, "He's not my boyfriend!" or something along those lines. But yet when someone said, "Are you his sister?" she got offended. Hmm. Misty has a hard time admitting her feelings, methinks. TOWARDS BROCK! MUWAHAHA! Um, yeah. Anyways, did you know Brock was in Pokie Man the movie 2000? You prolly did, but I'm telling you again. He's running around behind Poison Ivy and her squinty eyes. By the way, why did Professor Ivy have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissue out of the box! HAHAHAHA! Sorry, I substitue all "blonde" jokes with professor Ivy. Anyhow, back to Twerp Shipping.
There was one cute line. I'll admit.
Misty:He'll never be alone...because he'll always have me.
Aww, that's so cute. Someone gag me with a spoon, please. I'm not sure if that was the exact line, but it was close. Oh yeah, and.....
Misty: No, this is your responsibility. (She hands Flora the flute) And he is mine.
Aww Misty. That was so cute. BUT IT'S NOT ASH! IT'S BROCK?!? DON'T YOU SEEEE?!?! ARGH! I swear, these people are so DENSE!
The Simple Things: Lots of times in episodes, The trio will just be walking along, and Ash will be looking at Misty. And then, most of the time, say, Ash falls off a cliff. Misty will scream "ASH!" before Brock does. Or if Brock and Misty are hurt, Ash will say "MISTY!.......BROCK!" Almost as an after thought. It would be kinda cute, if it weren't so nauseating.
The Eps: Oh my gosh, I'll just go through a few. But there are soooo many! I mean, cute lil things in eps. But I'll just say some of the good ones.
The Ghost of Maiden's Peak: At the very end of the episode, we see Misty....WITH HER HAIR DOWN! And she looks about ten times better! Ahem, anyways. The point is.....
Misty: Sorry I'm late Ash.
Ash: Whoah...*blush*
Misty:Huh? *blush* Come on Ash, let's dance!
*Ash grabs Misty's hand and they walk off*
Island of the giant pokemon: My poor, poor Brock is very neglected in this one.
*Ash wakes up, sees he's on an island*
Ash:AHHHH! MISTY! WAKE UP!
*Misty groggily lifts her head*
Ash:Hey Brock.
Cute. Good Twerp shipping moment....but my Brock.....
Pokeball Peril: The episode otherwise known as "Get your poision ivy repellant" Anyways, it's not very big, but it's a good line. Jim and Jess (Not me. The one in the mini skirt) are teasing Ash and Misty about being a couple. They blush. Then Jim says something along the lines of "Go get her Romeo!" which I find hilarious.
Naval Maneuvers: Good Twerpshipping ep! Lotsa good stuff.
First off, we have Danny saying Misty's beautiful name suited her beautiful self. Then Ash goes, "WHAT?!?"
Then we have a very good line.
Danny:You and Ash must be very much in love.
Misty:I would never go for a guy like Ash *blush* (I like Brock, DUH!)
Ash:Who IS this guy, anyway?
Ash and Danny are climbing a mountain. Misty yells hi to Danny, and Ash gets mad. Almost falls and breaks his neck. People do crazy things.....when they're in love. Gah, too much Disney.
Then Ash and Danny get off the mountain. Misty runs towards them. Ash gets all excited. But then she runs straight to Danny, and Ash says the CUTEST line!
Ash:Wha.....What about me?
Aww! I think that's adorable coming from a total twerp! Ok, that's enough of the ep proof.
BLOCKADES!
Cha ching! Now we come to the good part! BLOCKADES! Yes, my friends! There ARE reasons why Ash and Misty will make a horrible couple. I WILL SHARE THEM WITH YOU!