Song Parodies
"The Real Super Saiyan" a parody on Eminems "The
Real Slim Shady"
"Will the real Super Saiyan please stand up."
"I reapeat will the real Super Saiyan please stand up.
Were gonna have a problem here."
Yall act like you never seen a blonde guy before. jaws
all on the floor like Frieza just
burst in the door and started blasting your a** wourse
than before. And the first 15 days
of that battle , ahh!
It's the return of the uh,wait,noway your kidding he
didn't just blow up Yajerobi did he?
And the Androids said...
nothing you idiots the Androids are dead.Trunks
smashed in there head.
King-Kai loves Saiyan men "tikka tikka that Vegita i'm
sick of him. Look at him walkin
around blowing up you know what blasting you know
who." "Yeah but I like his boots
though."
Yeah we probably got a couple of Kao-Ken attacks that
are body used. But know worse
that whats going on in Bulma and Vegitas bedroom. AH
AH!
Sometimes I wanna fight and let loose and can't but
its cool for Krillin to kiss Vegitas
boots. "My boot is on your lips. My boot is on your
lips. If i'm lucky you might give it a
little kiss."
And thats the message we deliver to namekians and
expact them not to know what a
Super Saiyan is. Of course there gonna know what
blonde hair is. By the time they hit
fourth grade they got the beauty channel. Dont they?
We ain't nothin but humans, well some of us alians
that like to search and destroy planets
Well if we can blow up dead animals and antilopes. And
theres no reason a man and an
alian cant elope. If you feel like i feel i got the
antidote.
Krillin use that destructo disk. Sing the chorus here
we go
Im the saiyan the real super saiyan all you other
saiyans are just imitating.
so wont the real super saiyan please stand up, please stand up.
Trunks dont need to turn super saiyan to kill Frieza,
well i do so i'll kick him and kick
you to.
Ahh,F*** it.Lets all stand up.
American Saiyan by Kid Goku
Parody of American Bad Ass by Kid Rock
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Yeah, and I set up and torn down this planet with my
own two hands
We've travel this land packed tight in mini ships.
And all this for the blasts, bombs, and
saving the world
I played their game, and as they scream in pain, I
will show no shame, I live and die for
this,
and if I come off soft, then chew on this!
Are you scared?
Goku without a cause, and Im back with the genkidamas
and kamehamehas, 30 pack of
blows
30 pack of moans...
No rogaine in the propane flows! I’m the the chosen
one, I'm the living proof, with the
gift of hit
and the kicking crew, I jabbed and stabbed and knocked
Frieza back, and I did not -
studder -
when - I said that: I'm going hittin you on time. I
went defeated you seven times!
And still they ill and wanna see us fry; I guess
because uh only god knows Why! Why,
why, why,
why, why...
Ohhhhh.... They call me Saiyan, I'm the singer in
black. So throw a fist in the air and let
me
see where you're at! Say “Hey, Hey!” Let me hear
where your at, and say “Hey, Hey!”
I'm
givin’ it back, so say “Hey, Hey!” Show me some metal
and say “Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey”
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
I like Chi-Chi, Gohan and Yajirobe! Roshi, Goten and
the kings of punch: Vegeta,
Ox-King, Trunks,
Piccolo, King Kai! Bulma,Kami and Mr. Popo!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Pass that Ki around got the rock from Earth, soul from
Namek!
The underground stoned Ginyu team We trash the mack
and slap back the wack
Never go away, I'm no fearin' guy! But watch me punch
with Kamehamehas!
Block up a clash andorids are trash! I like Oolong,
Pan and Grand Master Nail! Nail,
Nail, Nail, Nail,Nail!
Ohhhhh.... They call me Saiyan, I'm the singer in
black. So throw a fist in the air and let
me
see where you're at! Say “Hey, Hey!” Let me hear
where your at, and say “Hey, Hey!”
I'm
givin’ it back, so say “Hey, Hey!” Show me some metal
and say “Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey”
Uh, uh
uh, uh.....
~ Yeah, I saw your band, Jumpin’ around on stage like
a bunch of kicked ups. When you
gonna learn man? You just can't mess with THE.....
Z....... WARRIORS.......
I'm an American Saiyan! Watch me kick, you can roll
with rock, or you can lose your Ki!
I'm a beat up flick, I'm at amazing pace, I'm gonna
grab Dragon Balls, after I blast this
place!
Super fly, livin’ double wide.
Try punchin out, so Krillin can ride; Big blast to
share, bringin flash and flare,
Got the long hair swingin genkidama in the air!
Karate suits, 65 Blasters, see me ride in here, hear
the androids yell, I won't live to tell,
So if you do... Give the next generation a big Blast
You!
Who knew I'd blow up like a bomb
So go to school, I'll blow up the road! Check my
pulse, see the hits
I know it's great in here Cause I'm the man...
man..... man....
Ohhhhhhh.... They call me Saiyan I'm the singer in
black, so throw a fist in the air, let me
see
where you're at, say “Hey, Hey!” Let me hear where
you're at, say “Hey, Hey!” I'm givin'
it back
so say “Hey, Hey!” Show me some metal and say “Hey,
Hey, Hey, Hey!” ahhhhhhhhh.....
huh,
huh...
I'm a Saiyan, I'm back in black, singing “Hey, Hey,
Hey, Hey!” From side to side, from
front to
back. Say “Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!” I put in the earth
back on the map! And singing “Hey,
Hey,
Hey, Hey!’ Kid Goku's in the house, and that’s where
I’m at.
Bad Bast parody Bad Touch
("Ha, ha, well now! We call this the act of fighting.
But there are
several
other very important differences between Sayins and
Nameks that you
should know about.")
Fight, baby, fight, baby fighting is what brought me
here
and you do the kind of stuff that King Ki would sing
about
So punch me in the stomach and I'll bet you'll fell
guts
Yes, I'm Kami, yes, I'm Roshiand you're getting some
training
You've had enough of two fist touch, you want to be
tough, well you're
out of bounds
I want you pounded, want you grounded, like that Guldo
guy
Come quicker than light, never reaching Goku like the
weakling you are
tryin' make me wake up an hour early before senzu bean
time
(blast it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Sayins
So lets blast it like they do on Cartoon Network
(blast it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Sayins
So lets blast it like they do on Cartoon Network
(goin' psycho now)
Fighting, the kind like the brawls you're
Like the Dragonballs of Earth, only the Dragon knows
where we stuck them
Genkki Damma? Let me be specific, I wanna blast you
down with a Spirit
Bomb
But I got this notion that you're Ki means "big
attack needed"
So if fall to the ground, I hit my head, now I'm
almost dead,
Please heal me up, with that senzu bean med.
So wan fight like me, then you train like I And we'll
fight it Namek style over the fury of the Nile
(blast it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Sayins
So lets blast it like they do on Cartoon Network
(blast it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Sayins
So lets blast it like they do on Cartoon Network
(goin' psycho now)
(blast it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Sayins
So lets blast it like they do on Cartoon Network
(blast it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Sayins
So lets blast it like they do on Cartoon Network
(goin' psycho now)
(blast it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Sayins
So lets blast it like they do on Cartoon Network
(blast it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but Sayins
So lets blast it like they do on Cartoon Network
(goin' psycho now)
Blast Off by Kid Goku
Parody Off: F*ck Off by Kid Rock & Eminem
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A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa beat & blast thing
It's the K-K-Kid Goku with the K-K-Kid Goku thing
I'm on top man and blast for tricks
I whip and nip and flip trips for whips
I think that all the android trash falls like rain
Gettin' laid and paid that's why I never complain
If I ain't in it for the beating I'm in it for the hit
It's 1998 yo and you still can't mess with me
You don't be messin' with the blue eye
Messin' with my 25 blast up your freakin' blast like my shoe size
I got a new vibe, kinda like Voodoo
You do what we say and we'll do what we want to
We're beatin' up your city and we're beatin' up your progam
Beatin' all your people we can never give blown man
The Z Warrior gets down with no assistance
We won't quit until we're banned from existence
Persistance pays if that holds true
Then I'm gonna blast this freakin' planet before the time I'm through
I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no takings
So let me get what I got comin' and the rest I'm fakin'
I'm shakin' like Vegeta, Piccolo thing
You act like the motherblaster's brand new at this thing
But I've been true to this thing given' my heart and soul
Been shinin' like a diamond but gettin' passed as coal
So Blast Off
Yeah
With my pants half hangin' off my rear in here
Bowl filled blast pockets stuffed with cash
I be the brand new hittin' givin' shots of smack
'Cause the kids don't listen gettin' lots of whack
I be the do wa diddy up and down you block and
The 10 karat Kid with my triggers blastin'
The K the I the D G-O-K U motherblaster and you still don't know me
So blow me man I don't blow for bangers
I blow for the cash and the Big challenge
Don't have no answers so pass the joint
I'm just paid in full and made in The Earth
I ride like Vegeta in a betin fight
And get live with that which get's me high
Strive for perfection this much is true
We do what we say you say what we do
Kid Goku I couldn't be no Bozo
So let me get what I got comin' and the rest I'm taking
Blow from Namek to Frieza Planets
I'm an easy rider dreamin' of havin'
I roam the country like a Greyhound bus
Put faith in lust and in God I trust
I'm not Peter Pan I don't blast with fairies
But I bust more people than virgin cherries
And Android 16 couldn't call my game
Blasted so many people I'm in the hall of fame
And I show no shame from coast to coast
I don't mean to brag, but I like to boast
Blast Off
Yeah right in your mother blasting' rear man
With that Earth bound people thing ain't leavin' we're on the same script
Nothing new since 76 Kid Goku
Yo Slim Piccolo come break these mother blasters off
Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two Tall boys who spike punch and light joints
Hang around people loud music and like noise
Slim Piccolo and Z Warriors another bunch of beatin' liars
Who hate the world as much as each other
And I ain't leaving this party tonight
'Til I see some blasted people runnin' around banged hittin' each other
Vegeta and Chi-Chi got your perception of me sketchy
'Cause when I stage dive people are scared to blast me
'Cause all I do is hit and blast
So when I do booms you all better give me two rooms
'Cause I'm blastin' the first one up
So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars
'Cause you know I'm losin' it when I'm blastin' to rock guitars
This is for children who break rules
People that are straight fool
And ever single teenager that hates school
Blast Off
Bye Bye Bye (parody of Bye Bye Bye)
GOHAN:BYE BYE BYE
GOKU:I'M DOING THIS TONIGHT
KRILLIN:YOUR PROBABLY GONNA START A FIGHT
CHI-CHI:I KNOW THIS CANT BE RIGHT
GOKU:HEY FRIEZA COME ON
VEGETA:I HATED YOU ENDLESSLY
GOKU:THERES NO ONE HERE FOR YOU
GOKU:NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO LEAV AND MAKE IT ALONE
CHI-CHI:I KNOW I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE
IT AIN'T NO LIE
ALL:WE WANNA SEE YOU GO
PICCOLO:FRIEZA BYE BYE BYE
ALL:BYE BYE
WE DON'T WANNA BE FOOL'S
KRILLIN:JUST A PLAYER IN YOUR GAME
GOKU:YOU MAY HATE ME BUT IT AIN'T NO LIE
VEGETA:FRIEZA BYE BYE BYE
ALL:BYE BYE
GOKU:DON'T REALLY WANNA MAKE IT TOUGH
GOKU:I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU I HAD ENOUGH
GOHAN:IT MAY SOUND CRAZY BUT IT AIN'T KNOW LIE
KRILLIN:FRIEZA BYE BYE BYE
GOKU:YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THE TRUTH
GOKU:NOW FRIEZA YOUR MORE THEN WELCOME TO GO
PICCOLO:SO GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON TO LET YOU GO
ALL:FRIEZA COME ON
GOKU:I LIVE FOR THE UNIVERS
KRILLIN:AND NOW I'V COME TO SEE
THAT LIFE WOULD BE MUCH BETTER ONCE YOUR GONE
CHI-CHI:I KNOW I CANT TAKE NO MORE
IT AIN'T NO LIE
ALL:WE WANNA SEE YOU GO
KING KAI:FRIEZA BYE BYE BYE
CHORUS REPEAT 1st chorus
GOKU:I'M NOT GIVEING UP I KNOW THAT FOR SURE
VEGETA:I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR SLAVE NO MORE
ALL:BYE BYE
GOHAN:YOUR CHECKING OUT,YOUR SIGNING OFF
GOKU:DON'T WANNA BE THE LOSER AND I'V HAD ENOUGH
GOKU:DONT WANNA BE A FOOL IN YOUR GAME OF DEATH
KRILLIN:SO WE ARE LEAVEING YOU BEHIND
ALL:(BYE BYE BYE)
VEGETA:I HOPE HE MAKES IT TOUGH FOR YOU FRIEZA
ALL:(MAKES IT TOUGH)
ALL:BUT WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH
ALL:(BYE BYE)
CHI-CHI:AND IT AINT NO LIE
CHORUS REPEAT 1st chorus
Cell (parody of Lucky)
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This is a story about a guy named Cell...
Early morning. He wakes up. Knock, knock, knock on his egg.
It's time to wake up. Perfect smirk. It's you they're all waiting for.
They go... Isn't he ugly? This green stupid freak?
He's so lucky... He's so strong but he cry, cry, cries in his lonley shell,
thinkin,
If theres nothin missin in my life then why do I cry when I shed?
Lost in an image... in a dream, but theres no one there to wake him up, and
this world is spinin and he keeps on winnin, but tell me, what happens when
it stops?
They go... Isn't he ugly? This green stupid freak?
He's so lucky... He's so strong but he cry, cry, cries in his lonley shell,
thinkin,
If theres nothin missin in my life then why do I cry when I shed?
(talking) Best Fighter, and the winner is..... CELL!!!!
I'm Roger Johnson for World News, standing outside the arena waiting for
Cell. OH MY GOSH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!
(singing)
They go... Isn't he ugly? This green stupid freak?
He is so lucky... But why does he cry?
If there's nothin missin in his life why do tears come at night?
He's so lucky... He's so strong but he cry, cry, cries in his lonley shell,
thinkin,
If theres nothin missin in my life then why do I cry when I shed?
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Well..... that's all! (Lucky was done by Brittney Spears) My name is
TrunksGurl. Ok?
I hope you put it on the site! Bye!
Dragon Balls
A parody of "Jingle Bells" by Vegeta and Hakura
Flying through the air at a hundred miles an hour.
Chasing all the villans so they can't
gain power!
Searching for the balls that grant that one great
wish! Oh what fun it is to see Frieza get
pissed!
Oh!
Dragon Balls, Nappa falls, Piccolo layed an egg!
Goku and Krillin started swimmin' and Buu took ballet!
Hey!
The Ginyu Force flew off course, Vegeta took a fit!
Frieza and Zarbon lost their equipment!
Hey!
A song for everybody:
Goku's in the kitchen, Gohan's in the hall, Frieza's
in the space ship, pissin' on the wall.
Bebi the Rapper: by Vegeta
I'm Bebi the Rapper and I'm here to say, Parappa the
Rapper is passé! Listen to me and
my funky grooves before I posess you!
Oh Dragon Ball
Oh Dragonball
A parody of "Oh Christmas tree" by Shelerota & Valeera
Oh Dragon Ball,oh Dragon Ball,The Eternal Dragon you
call.
Oh Dragon Ball,oh Dragon Ball,You'll be Pokemon's down
fall.
You're being sought throughout the earth,
Everyone knows of your true worth,
Oh Dragon Ball,oh Dragon Ball,You're the best show of
all!!!!
Bardock the red-nosed Sayian
A parody of "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" by Vegeta
and Hakura
Bardock the red-nosed Sayian, had a very shiny nose
(like a full moon)!
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed
(like a full moon)!
All of the other Sayians, used to laugh and call him
names (like Scarface)! They never let
poor Bardock join in any Sayian games (like hopscotch)!
Then one clear Vegetasei night, Freiza came to say (in
his spaceship): "Bardock with
your nose so bright, you are gonna die tonight!"
Then all the Sayians yelled and they cried out in
fear: "What the hell is that...BOOM!
Dragonball Theme ::sing to the tune of pokemon theme tune no.2::
:gokou: I wanna take.. the utimate step..
:krillin: And the courage to be bald!!!
:Yamcha: To take some risks, and not forget..
:Gohan: To be just like Piccolooooo!!
:Master Roshi: You'll hafta go, where no-one has been, far beyond the
crowd..
:Vegeta: You now the way, to get demands..
:Gokou: Use the power that's in your hands!!!
:all: We all live, in a dragonball world!!!
:Vegeta: I wanna kill a few and kick loadsa butt!!
:all: We all live, in a dragonball world!!
:Tien: I'm going to put myself, to the test..
:Vegeta: I'm better than all the rest
:freezer: So you wanna save the planet!! Doubt you have the skills to be..
:Gokou, Vegeta, Trunks, Gohan and others: Super Sayinn!!
:all: We all live, in a dragonball world!
:Vegeta: Use the power in your hands!!
:all; Drag-On-Ball!!
Evil Super Sayan(Parody of Nookie) By Ken(aka Vulpix Lover)
1-1-2...
I came into this world as a Saiyan,
look into my hair and you can see that its grown to its full size.
Blowing up the whole-world, blowing up everything-HOT!
Everyone in the world shall' feel the pain.
Hey! I remember the other daaay,
Chi-Chi ran away with my hay.
My fella's came to plaaay.
Now she stopped and Vegeta said I Screwed up
and I'm just a sucker the a Dragonball down my throght
Like a champ-Heey-Like a champ-Heey-Like a champ-
Heey-Like a champ-Heey-Like a champ-Heey-Like a champ-
Heey-Like a champ-Heey-Like a champ
Should I be kicking @$$?-NOPE
Should I be being good? -NOPE
I'm kind of mad that I trashed up my neighborhood.
All the people are moving away,
But I screwed up like Vegeta said that F???ed up in my head yup.
Maybe he just made me pissed off - so I can flip him off
It outta' ain't be the same
Hey, what the hell, what-chu want me to kill.
I wont diiie so I can denyyy
I want to become stronger-come on,stronger-come on
So the whole world will hunger,
And everyone will die!And everyone will die!And everyone will die!And
everyone will die!
I want to become stronger-come on,stronger-come on
So the whole world will hunger,
And everyone will die!And everyone will die!And everyone will die!And
everyone will die!
Genki Dama by Kid Goku Parody of:Bawitdaba by Kid Rock
(Fade in) Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki (Get Ready) said up jump the dama
MY NAME IS KID
KID GOKU
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
And this is for the senseless fights with Frieza
Captain Ginyu and Jeice the sneeka
the ginyu force, scouters packed with speakers
the monkeys,the sayians and the little freakas
the vegeta planets and the Guldo eyeballs
and it don't even matter if your head is punched
brother Radditz,the saibamen, the Burter
and all my people just going berzerk
all you bastards at the Kame House,
for the KAMEHAMEHA's and the Kaio-Ken's
for the shields of strength and the darin of Ki
half pints of punch and some combo kicks
for the saiyans all hittin around the brew
and for the crooks of Dragon Balls misunderstood
I said it’s all good and it's all in fun
now get in the pit and try to hit someone
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
For the timebombs ticking and the blast they cause
and Vegeta showin up his big bang attack
wild saiyans and pots of Vicks
all my people in the hospital of area 6
the namek's that don't have enough strength to hit
and the saibamen that just have no wit
you can look for punches but that ain't fun
now get in the pit and try to hit someone
(Guitar)
(What - Mix)
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
(Love) (and for the hate)
(and for the peace) (WAR)
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
Genki Dama Dama Dama dama dama dama
said the genki said up jump the dama
(laugh - fade out)
It's Gonna Be Me Frieza parody of It’s Gonna Be Me
So If you want to fight, go ahead make my Millenium
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You might been hurt man
that aint no lie
You seem to just come and go
Remember you told me
That I was just a monkey wo the heck
Maybe Thats why
Everything I do
I just prove I am better than you
If any saiyin will beat you
I am the Super Saiyin
And If you think I can't
beat you today, guess what
It's gonna be me
You've got no choice, babe
But to go on, and you know
There ain't no time to waste
You're just too dumb, too see
But in the end, ya know it's gonna be me
You can't deny
So just tell me why
Everything I do
I just prove I am better than you
If any saiyin will beat you
I am the Super Saiyin
And If you think I can't
beat you today, guess what
It's gonna be me
There comes a day
When I'll be the one, you'll see..
It's gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna
It's gonna be me
All that I do
Is not enough for you
Don't wanna lose to me
But I'm too strong and
When finally (finally)
You get to King Yema
Guess what (guess what)
Everything I do
I just prove I am better than you
If any saiyin will beat you
I am that Super Saiyin
And If you think I can't
beat you today, guess what
It's gonna be me
Everything I do
I just prove I am better than you
If any saiyin will beat you
I am the Super Saiyin
And If you think I can't
beat you today, guess what
It's gonna be me
“Livin La Vegeta-Loca” a parody of “Livin La Vida-Loca” by Vegeta Style
LIVIN' VEGETA LOCA
He's into blowing up things
Final Flash and Gallet Gun
A whole universe to conquer
Battle's only half the fun!
He's into fighting dirty
Smacking fists into your back
He'll smirk and cackle madly
Super Saiyan's on the attack
He'll make you beg for mercy--
Taunting victims is so fun
He'll make you fight his crazy fights
Or else he'll make you run--
Straight to the Next Dimension
Upside--Inside out
He's livin' Vegeta-loca!
He'll punch and stomp you down
Livin' Vegeta-loca!
His glare is smug and cold--Even more unnerving than polka
He will knock you out
Livin' Vegeta loca
Woke up from a wicked black-out
Marked with bruises left and right
Can't remember just what hit me
Must've been one crazy fight
He'll never turn a battle down
Only power is to gain
And once you've had a piece of him
You'll never be the same
He will make you cry in pain--
Come on!Upside--Inside out
He's livin' Vegeta-loca!
He'll punch and stomp you down
Livin' Vegeta-loca!His glare is smug and cold--
Even more unnerving than polka
He will knock you outLivin' Vegeta loca
He'll make you beg for mercy
Taunting victims is so fun
He'll make you fight his crazy fights
Or else he'll make you run
To the Next Dimension--
Come on!Upside--Inside out
He's livin' Vegeta-loca!
He'll punch and stomp you down
Livin' Vegeta-loca!His glare is smug and cold--
Even more unnerving than polka
He will knock you outLivin' Vegeta loca
“Mambo Number 5” a parody of “Mambo Number 5”(!?) by Mark321123
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5
One, two, three,
four, five:
Everybody in the capsule car so come on lets ride to
the liqueor store around
the corner The Girls says they want some Gin and Juice
but, I really Don't
wanna Power Bust like I did last week I must stay
deep Cause I don't want my
KI to seep I like Bulma, Gohon, Goko, and Vegeta and
as I continue you know
there gettin' sweeter So what can I do and I really
beg you I'd rather die
by the fist then die by the sword Cause fightin' is a
special sport.
Everything fly It's all good let me and Kakorott go
ahead and jump it. Please
set in the stunt men. Chorus: A little bit of Bulma in
my life A little bit
of Goku by my side A little bit of Vegeta is all I
need A little bit on
Frieza is all I see A little bit of Vegeta gettin'
Married in the sun A
little bit of an Ape that's hairy all night long A
little bit of Chi-Chi
here I am A little bit of DBZ makes me a man!
And jump up and down and move it all around Shake your
head to the sound Put
your hands on the ground Take one step left and One
step right One to the
front and one to the side Flap your hands once (Like
you are shooting a fire
ball:) and Flap your hands twice and If You feel like
a Super Saiyan then
your doing it right. Chorus: A little bit of Bulma in
my life A little bit of
Goku by my side A little bit of Vegeta is all I need A
little bit on Frieza
is all I see A little bit of Vegeta gettin' Married
in the sun A little bit
of an Ape that's hairy all night long A little bit of
Chi-Chi here I am A
little bit of DBZ makes me a man! I do all To get my
hands on them Dragon
Balls.Cause it can't run and it can't hide When I nab
them and make the wish
I am going to touch the sky! Chorus: A little bit of
Bulma in my life A
little bit of Goku by my side A little bit of Vegeta
is all I need A little
bit on Frieza is all I see A little bit of Vegeta
gettin' Married in the sun
A little bit of an Ape that's hairy all night long A
little bit of Chi-Chi
here I am A little bit of DBZ makes me a man!
“MAMBO Z” a parody of “Mambo Number 5” by Vegeta-Style
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Z . . .
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody on the Nimbus, so come on
Let's fly to the Turtle House around the corner
The boys say they want some Senzu Beans
But I really don't wanna
Get in a fight like I did last week
Gotta battle them creeps
Because talk is cheap
I like Yamcha, Choutzu, Tienshin--They're tough
And as I continue you know
They got the right stuff
So what can I do but really fight off the bad guys
Powering up's the best way to get by, anything goes
It's up to us now--You've seen the rest
Now let's call out the best
Chorus:
A little bit of Goku in my life
A little bit of Gohan by my side
A little bit of Krillin is all I need
A little bit of Piccolo is what I see
A little bit of Goten havin' fun
A little bit of Vegeta will make them run
A little bit of Trunks fills out the plan
Do you got what it takes to be a "Z" Man?
Now jump up, rush down--Your rage is unbound
Use the anger you've found
Knock your opponents to the ground
Give one punch left
And one kick right
One to the jaw--Gonna turn out their lights
Charge your ki once
And charge your ki twice
And if you're standing untouched
Then you are doing it right
Chorus:
A little bit of Goku in my life
A little bit of Gohan by my side
A little bit of Krillin is all I need
A little bit of Piccolo is what I see
A little bit of Goten havin' fun
A little bit of Vegeta will make them run
A little bit of Trunks fills out the plan
Do you got what it takes to be a "Z"
Man?I do all
To fight along side a Z Man like you
Evil can't run and Evil can't hide
The Z Warriors are gonna make 'em fry
Chorus:
A little bit of Goku in my life
A little bit of Gohan by my side
A little bit of Krillin is all I need
A little bit of Piccolo is what I see
A little bit of Goten havin' fun
A little bit of Vegeta will make them run
A little bit of Trunks fills out the plan
Do you got what it takes to be a "Z" Man?
"Pimp Dadd-a Vegeta" A parody of "The Thong Song"
What is up my little cousins? This is what you get
when you sit through hours of school with nothing to
do but
listen to boring lengthy lectures from teachers.
"Pimp Dadd-a Vegeta" Performed by Trunks, the son of a
nation's favorite neiborhoodly pimp, Vegeta.
Ooh, dat Vegeta so scandalous,
Yanno that pansy Gohan can't handles dis,
Shootin' Ki attacks like it ain't no thang,
Though he was bad so he joined a gang.
He was pimpin' at all da hip hop spots,
He ran into Krillin and he kicked his butt,
He left me at home with Kakarott,
His name was Pimp Dadd-a Vegeta!
He had a Hat on his head, ((head, head))
Cane in his hand, ((hand, hand))
Spiky @$$ hair, ((hair, hair))
I think he's a Super Saiya-jin!!
He fought Majin Buu, ((Buu, Buu))
Then he died.... ((Died, Died))
But Fa-ather...
PLEASE STOP PIMPIN' MOOOOOOOOOOM...
(I hate it when ya hit me dad, (Da na da na) )
(You know it makes me feel real sad (Da na da na) )
(It's good you makin' money though, (Da na da na) )
(But that's my Mom, Mo-, Mom, Mom, Mom...)
Ooh, dat Vegeta so scandalous,
Daddy please stop bein' devilish,
Goku-san said it was just a phase,
Phase my @$$ it's been 291 days.
He was pimpin' at a hundred G's a pop,
He ran into da Po-Po's and he killed a cop,
My daddy jus' don't know when to stop,
His name was Pimp Dadd-a Vegeta!!
He had a Hat on his head, ((head, head))
Cane in his hand, ((hand, hand))
Spiky @$$ hair, ((hair, hair))
I think he's a Super Saiya-jin!!
I was killed by Cell, ((Cell, Cell))
He didn't care....((Care, Care)) **
But Fa-ather...
PLEASE STOP PIMPIN' MOOOOOOOOOOM...
(I hate it when ya hit me dad, (Da na da na) )
(You know it makes me feel real sad (Da na da na) )
(It's good you makin' money though, (Da na da na) )
(But that's my Mom, Mo-, Mom, Mom, Mom!!!!)
** Note: Yes, yes...I know Vegeta did care when Trunks
was killed by Cell...Cell, Cell. But I couldn't think
of a
better lyric at the time. Thank you and goodnight...
Saiyan by Kid Goku
Parody of:Cowboy by Kid Rock
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Saiyan...Saiyan...
Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real androids come equipped with blasts and fake
hits
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old dump truck find a spot to hit
And I'm a Kid Goku it up and down your block
With a blast of punch and beat people up
Buy yacht with a flag sayin' GOKU WILL ROLL
Then rock that thing up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, blowing the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of cabs
Speak with Kaio Sama...I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin' fools then blow them up
Start an punchin' service, for all the right reasons
And set up Blast at the top of four seasons
Kid Goku and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headin' out west man...because I wanna be a
Saiyan baby
With the punchin' bag and the sunshine shining
Saiyan baby
Beatin up people with the Genki Dama
I wanna be a Saiyan baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I beat all day
Siyan baby
I can blast a deku tree from a mile away
I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my blast rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned chimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, low Kis and rice
Get a map to the land, find Frieza down
And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let thge androids I hate know why they call me
Saiyan baby
With the punchin' bag and the sunshine shining
Saiyan baby
Beatin up people with the Genki Dama
I wanna be a Saiyan baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I beat all day
Siyan baby
I can blast a deku tree from a mile away
Yeah...Kid Goku...you can call me Best
Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my voice
And said, "Yeah this punch fits right in your nose"
No kiddin', blast slingin', boys hittin' the floor
Call me Most, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his house white HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast hittin for my Earth bound players
Smack like mayors, cook 'em up like bakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and throw away my key
I ain't no cheat, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta buncha I'm straight out the trailer
Toss like a sailor...hit like a kick
My only words of wisdom are "Punch Me In"
I'm punchin and kickin' up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' 'till it falls into motion
Saiyan baby
With the punchin' bag and the sunshine shining
Saiyan baby
Spend all my time hittin' up and ridin'
Saiyan baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I beat all day
Siyan baby
I can blast a deku tree from a mile away
Saiyan
With the punchin' bag and the sunshine shining
Saiyan
With the punchin' bag and the sunshine shining
Saiyan
Hittin' up and ridin'
The Pride Song (Parody of the Thong Song by Sisqo)
Note: It was written from Chibi Trunks's point of view
and takes place
during the Majin Buu Saga. Enjoy! ~_^
~Jan-Chan
Listen up, Goten! Mama told me something very
important. Heh, lemme put it
this way...
Who's that wearing blue spandex
With a battered mind no one can fix?
He's powering up like he's the best
And has a final flash that'll kill the rest
He was beat by Kakarotto
He thought he was the best, but he was not
He barely survived, but that's all right
Cuz he was prince of planet Vegeta!
He had hair that was spiked (Spiked, spiked)
Saiya-jin tail (Tail, tail)
Widow's peak (Peak, peak)
I think I'll tell you again!
He had hair that was spiked (Spiked, spiked)
Saiya-jin tail (Tail, tail)
But what happened?
Papa, where's your pride?
Papa! Your Saiya-jin prince pride!
Why don't you get up?
Show 'em what you're made of?
...oooooo...
Your Saiya-jin prince pride...
The Real Goku (Parody of The Real Slim Shady)
You act like you've never seen a Z warrior before
Dragon Balls on the floor
Like Vegeta and Nappa just burst in the door
He started whippin his ass, first and before
Goku fought Vegeta (Aaack)
It's the return of the "Aw wait, your kidding, Piccolo
isn't training Gohan, is he?"
And Dr. Nappa said...
Nothing you idiots! Nappa's dead, Goku beat in his
head! (Ha ha!)
And Kuririn says, "Look at that Gurudo, walking around
with no head, cause a laser hit
him and now he's dead. Yeah but he's so cute though.."
Yeah, Goku's probably got a few screws up in his head
loose
But it's no worse than what's going on in Buruma's
bedroom
Videl is on your lips, Videl is on your lips
And if you're lucky you'll give her a side-kick
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
and expect em' not to know what a Dragon Ball is.
O' course they gonna' know it and of course they reach
4th grade, they've got big orange
hair, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but villains,
well, except Kuririn, who's chillin with Dende
But if we can fight Cell and Freeza
There's no reason Piccolo and Goku can't slit throat
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Throw Vegeta in a moat
Sing the Chorus here it goes!
Yes I am Goku, I am the true Goku, all you other false
Goku are just a bunch of
doo-doo. So won't the real Goku please stand up,
please stand up.
The end!
The Real Krillen Parody of:The Real Slim Shady
You all act like you've never seen a bald guy
before,
toupees all over the floor
like Vegeta just come blowing down the door
and Kickin Krillen a** like before. Aah!
What did Freeza say, nothing you idiot Freezas
dead,
I Kao-Kaned his head. Ah Ha!!
Marin and Bulma loved Krillen
Chicka-Chicka I'am sick of Goku,look at him,
Speeding around blasting you know who blowing up
the you know what
Ya but I like his out fit though.
I just want to use my moves and let loose but I
cant, leave it to
Krillen to beat up
Racoon Then he said,"My boot is on your head my
boot is on your head
and if I
am lucky you might just drop dead!
and thats the message we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to
know a
distrocto disk is. Of course their going to
know by the time they hit
4th grade
they got cartoon network toonami don't they?
We aint nothing but humans well some of us robot
blowing each other
open as
We fought. But if we can fight Sayins and
androids there's no reason
Goku and
Krillin cant scrub with soap. (Eeww)
Then I'll sink Vegetas boat, then he will drown
in the moat.
I'm the real bald guy, yes I"m the real bald
guy, all you other bald
guy's are just
out of rogain. So wont the real bald guy please
stand up, please stand
up.
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