you have a mohawk hairstyle

you dye your hair white

you wear red boots

you're constantly drawing him

you wear earrings that resemble the Patoras

you stare at Kaioshin pictures for hours

you print and hang loads of Kaioshin pictures

you tape only the Kaioshin scenes from the episodes

you daydream about Kaioshin

you buy a box of DBZ toys just for that one Kaioshin figurine that's only an inch tall

you try to match your voice with Kaioshin's

you stand up very straight with your hands at your sides

you write fanfics about Kaioshin

you praise you height if you're short

you wish you were shorter if you're tall

you try to always smile

you act very polite

you try not to talk too much

If anyone has any "if you's" then send them to me and I'll give you credit of course.