Frequently Asked Questions (that you wish you'd asked)
Now, most of the questions we've recieved are about my Piccolo is a plant theory, which has generated some controversy among the fan world. I've tried to answer all the e-mails I've recieved (all whopping 2 of them), but for further complaints/critisms etc, please, people, use the god damn guestbook.
Did Kapok Do this in an insufferable bout of boredom?
Yes. Yes, definately.
Does she really wear her hair that way?
Yes. not all the time. i'm not that obsessed. really.
Does she really carry a dictaphone everywhere with her?
I used to when I was little, but since then have learned to rely on my exceptional memory. actually, I lost it.
Do I hate English Teachers?
Yes i do.
How is it that gilligan gets called Gillegan?
Well. once upon a time, there were three people, amonst a group of other people, and one of those people was really tall, really clumsy, and wore this too-big soccor jumper, making her look very much like gilligan from that show - umm, what's it called? someone or others island? i'd like to have an island. anyhoo, she looked so much so, that she got called gilligan.
Is it true that Kapok and Saba were in straight jackets for three years?
Saba likes visiting the dentist, and Kapok had councelling for about six months, but there was never any straight jackets. ever.
Does Saba always leave things till the last minute?
I'd get her to answer that, but she is busy starting her english oral due in twenty minutes.
Is Kapok arrogant?
Probably. I've heard that its quite common when your as beautiful as me . . .
Is Rass gay?
Saba says no. he just likes to leave all options open. alot.
How did Kapok really meet Mizz?
(long pause) pass.
Do people really visit this site?
well, your here now, arn't you? please answer. No, i can't hear through your computer screen. That's Saba's talent.
Who is Saba most afraid of?
Saba: so that's what you call that feeling . . . afraid . . . i was afraid . . . of . . . Ms Codalonga. (Early Childhood Studies Teacher)
What's The funniest thing that ever happened?
Chicken. Fall. in. dirt. Saba. give. Gilligan. She. Eat. Ha.HA.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARRR . . . you had to be there.
How do you envision your death?
look, I don't know who sent this in, but i'll answer anyway. I always thought i'd drown. or link my pacemaker to a nuclear warhead, and go out with a bang, but when I wrote that in my resume, as a part of my goal statement, the careers counciller didn't like it.
What's the most creative thing Gilligans ever done?
well, she's tie-dyeing her blankie, and she intends to egg a couple of houses on Wednesday. It's a short list.
Is your name really Kapok?
no, of course not. no one knows my real name. me included. (wriggles fingers in mystic/spooky gesgure)
Stuff this, i just wanna whinge. who on earth (or off it) would write that absolute dribble that is the scripts for television series? i can - i do, write better. it is . . . poorly worded, brain dead, obvious, inevidibley the substance of failure, the stuff a zombie sneezes out in it's sleep. and yet, hour after hour, the Television stations are perchasing it. that's what bothers me more. that their paying - encouraging these people. and what do i get? a lousy hundred percent on my english portfolio. i wonder if she even read it, with the comments she wrote. how am i meant to get better, if she doesn't think i can? i do hate english teachers.
just like a captive audiance, at a reading, i severly dislike it. what do they think they are - oh. am i rambaling?
Do you want to buy a new computer?
stop sending me junkmail. (and to answer your question) yes, but not from you.
What is the most stupid thing Saba has done?
Saba: Gee...there are sooo many but i'll have to say when i activated the silent alarm at work. . . . . . I't was a accidient??
Are you on Cocaine?
NOOOOoooooooooooo . . . . . t reeally. i'm just reelly reelly pleased. yeah. i like . . . got this CD on the weekend, and . . . got a good mark for my english in class essay - joint top in class . . . and my parents started telling my sister that SHE was the evil one . . . and when my sister admitted she was an alien - thankyou gods! and since i have been trying to catch her combing her antenna back - but she seems to have some sort of retractile unit which allows her to pull them into her "skull". and she did not appriciate me birdsnesting her hair either. Oh - and on the weekend, i saw my principal poking through the rubbish in the lane out the back of my house - Classic! if only i'd had a camera!!! but that is only a slight drawback. and i downloaded millions of images (actually it's more like 73, but anyhoo) of all my favourite anime off the internet, oh, and my sister is going to Kangeroo island for the holidays - it'll just be me and the TV, and the unexplored cavity of her room, filled to overflowing with blackmail items.
As you can see, things in Kapok-land are looking up - who NEEDS Cocaine?
