Amusement Park
Part one, by Saba
Disclaimer: all the usual stuff, yada yada yada.
Rass Kapok, Saba and Piccolo are in the chatroom because after the cinema “incident” they all went in different directions around the world and had kept in touch through chat.
Rass: Sooo . . . whatsup?
Saba: Nothing much. U?
Kapok: Well I’m coming home on the 11th
Piccolo: Really? Me too.
Saba: ditto
Rass: 10th
Kapok: 10th?
Rass: couldn’t get a later ticket. ^-^’”
Kapok: Say you guys wanna do something when we get back?
Saba: Sure, like what?
Piccolo: do we HAVE to? I mean, like isn’t coming home good enough?(the government rebuilt that area, and Rass and Piccolo got a new appartment and it cost them DOUBLEthe price they payed originally.)
Rass: Swimming?
Kapok: It’s the middle of WINTER U DOLT
Saba: Hmmm . . . how about an AMUSMENT PARK?
Rass: Cool
Kapok: sure. Hey, do you guys –
Saba: AHEM
Kapok: Do you mind if I bring someone along, PEOPLES?
Saba: Who? Tell, TELL, TELLL MEEE!
Kapok: Heh HehHeh! Bye!
User Kapok has left the chat room.
Were now 2000 feet above the ground (or whatever height aeroplanes fly at) and Kapok is trying to open her packet of m&m’s. she finally does, just as the plane has some turbulence and her m&m’s fly everywhere over the plane.
Kapok: Lousy Pilot. Wait till I get my hands on him I spent half an hour trying to open those m&m’s!
Kapok gets out of her seat and starts walking towards the cockpit, with fire in her eyes and bolts of lightning flying around her head. Suddenly arms are gripped around her waist in an attempt to stop her.
Kapok: Mizzharno LEGGOOO of MEEEEEEEEE
Mizz: No! It was just some turbulence! Please, Kapok! Just sit back down!
Kapok: Mizz that's not the point! It's the moral of it all!
Mizz: Please just let it pass! Let it pass!
Kapok: NOOOOOOOOOO! He spilt my m&m's. U know how much I love m&m's no one spills MY m&m's!
* By this time Mizz is gripped around Kapok's feet and she is slowly making her way towards the cockpit and she is just out of arms reach, not to mention drawn a lot of attention towards them both due to all the noise. *
Kapok: Strech need to be a little closer!!!
Mizz: Kapok stop! I'll um . . . I'll . . BUY U 2 PACKETS OF M&M"S
Kapok: (turns to Mizz) The plain or the crispy kind?
Mizz: ummm . . . . Crispy?
Kapok: SOLD!!
They sit back down in their seats and the plane brakes into clapping and whisteling
Random Passenger 1: (talking to random passenger 2) Wow! That was a fabulous performance!
RP2: I'll say. I wonder if they are doing inflight performances on all flights now?
Kapok + Mizz: (sweat drop)
On another plane
Piccolo: I could have sworn I felt some kind of negitive energy just now. (lays back in seat) oh well. Jenkins!
*Guy in butler suit rocks up*
Jenkins: Yes, master Piccolo?
Piccolo: get me another margarita!
Jenkins: Yes, sir.
Piccolo: AAAAHH now I rember why I take first class all the way. Cindy, a little lower. (as he gets his feet massaged, his nails manicured, his scalp mosturised, while seated in a vibrating chair)
To be continued . . . . . . . . .
What else is on that plane?
Where is Saba?
And what about Rass on his loansome?
And when is Kapok getting those crispy m&m's?
Untill next time!
Re . me .
Onward, to the nex Part!
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