Double Dating Movie Marathon
Double Dating Movie Marathon.
Disclaimer: Their not all our orignal characters. Try and figure out whos the odd one out.
Part One, by Saba.
Okay here’s where we are. Were hanging out at Piccolo’s and Rass’s apartment (they are flat mates) and we have got nothing to do and then we start looking through the paper and…
Piccolo: Hey guys, guess what. They are showing a movie marathon tonight at that movie cinema down the road.
Saba: (leans over Rass to read the paper that Piccolo has) Hmmm. . . . let’s see. . . .Oh we can’t go. It says it’s a couples only marathon see. (she points her finger at the fine print)
Piccolo: Oh well that’s our fun ruined. . . .
Kapok: Hey! I know we could still go down there! We just have to pretent were couples. Dibs on Piccolo, Saba!
Saba: (looks at Kapok weirdly) Um…ooo…kay…
Rass: Um excuse me Saba, do you think you could sit up? (pokes along her side and Saba starts to squirm. Rass grins evily) Heh Heh Heh
Saba: (wriggling uncontrolably) stop! Hee Hee Ha Oh man, Stop Rass! Ha Hah Hee Ha You are soooo dead Rass! Hah Ha Ha!
Piccolo: (sweat drops) this is why I’m glad I’m an asexual plant.
*Kapok’s typing note: there will be another thing coming out which we wrote later discussing this further. Till then, all you need to know is that this is a theory I’ve been working on for a while now, and the more intoxicated I get, the more it makes sense.*
Kapok: WHAT?! I was right! Hmmm maybe I could get an interview about this? (thinks up master plan of her wearing leather and smiling down cameras)
*Saba’s writing note: Remind you of some thing? Talk about deja vous
*Kapok’s typing note: which u spelt wrong**
Rass: (laughing evily as he continues tickeling Saba even when she is rolling on the ground)Mhu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha heh heh.
Saba: (is rolling on the ground and giggling in pain from her ribs aching untill she hits her head on the stone coffee table edge) hah, hee hee CRACK OWW oh man that smarts! I think I cracked my scull! Oh Kami I’m bleeding…
Kapok: Drama Queen.
Saba: (sits up) I am not a drama queen! Look I am bleeding! (points to all the blood on her hand and neck and forhead
Kapok: o_O my god you did hurt yourself!
Rass: want me to kiss it better? (drawn to the blood)
Piccolo: (flicks a senzu bean at Saba) cummon guys hurry up it starts in TEN minutes!
Saba: (eats senzu) mmmmmmm…senzu bean….
Kapok: hang on Piccolo my man, at least let Saba clean the blood off her hans and head.
Rass: mmmmmm….blood…(licks hand where saba’s blood is)
Kapok: (sweat drops)…..ooo….kay…(whispers into her tape recorder * it’s a dictaphone, Saba *) (click) note to self. Don’t let Saba hurt herself around the blood thirsty Rass vampire (click)
Piccolo: (picked up whispering with his super senstitive ears and laughs to himself) heh heh, good one
Rass: mmmm…your blood tastes good Saba
Saba: WHAT??
Rass: Whooooops! Did I say that out loud? Crap gotta stop doing that. Heh heh.
* Rass is not actually a vampire, he’s not even normally so blood thirsty, but then again, we need a little blood consumption now and again *
So they all leave for the movies after Saba cleaned off all the blood and Rass stopped mmmming, and they made their way down to the cinema and stood in line for the movies and tried to lookas completely like a couple as they could. Compared to all the other people who are sucking each others faces, they look…boring. Untill they realise the enterance fee was a bum bum bum Full on passionate kiss tounge and all!
Saba, Kapok, Rass, Piccolo: (sweat drops) ...
Ticket person: (looks at Kapok and Piccolo) next...
So. Will they make it through the admission fee?
Will their friendship ever be the same?
Will Piccolo ever think of asexuality the same way?
Will Kapok live through kissing a plant?
Will Rass stop saying mmmm…blood?
Untill next time!
Heh heh heh
Re me!
Chapter 2: the Saga continues
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