Double Dating Movie Marathon.
Part Two, by Kapok.
Disclaimer: Not all orignal charctors etc etc etc.
Okay. this is my part. it get's better. and it's even funnier if you've ever met us.
* Saba. Piccolo is NOT Kapok’s love interest. All because I’m going solo right now. . .(sniff) I am FINE that way. Really. *
Kapok: well… I don’t know… (Piccolo and Kapok eye each other)
Ticket girl: it’s only a kiss. Absolutely No commitment.
Piccolo: but. . . tongues. . .
Ticket girl: (pointing to security camera above booth) it only has to look that way
Kapok: well. . .
Piccolo: I suppose. . . (they romantically kiss)
* Okay, okay. So I would rather kiss a plant than pay a movie fare. so it's established i'm restrictive with my money. . . what there is of it. Anyway. It romantic, but not sloppy (shudder) sloppy kiss. . . *
Ticket Girl: okay guys, that’s probably enough. (the 2 step apart and immedentaly wipe their mouth on sleeves.)
Saba: (takes out breath freshener spray, and sprays mouth) I spose it’s our turn now. . .
Rass: uh. . . yeah. . . (looks at Saba. Then looks at Ticket girl. Looks at Saba. Steps forward and full on kisses the ticket girl. Everyone else, including ticket girl, shocked)
Saba: (grabs Rass’s hair) you jerk! Come on. (drags him by the hair into theatre)
Rass: (protesting but not resisting) I was only protecting your virtue!
Saba: Teh! (mumble mumble. Go into theatre. Kapok and Piccolo follow. All the back rows are full of face sucking couples)
Piccolo: it’s so noisy in here. (everyone pauses and listens. Sound of slurping. Whole group turns and hurries to the front row. Sit R, S, K, P. the first movie is a romance. Dead boring. Kapok starts flicking popcorn. Saba flicks back. (straight jackets not included) the game goes on)
* This mimics the came “Flick-ball”, an uncommon school-playground pass-time. It involves many rolled up pieces of glad wrap compacted into one eye-ball sized lump, which is flicked across the table through temporary goals formed by your opponents hands. The motto (to be printed on the box, should we ever market it) involves straight jackets. *
Rass: (commentating) Oh, and that’s another budifull flick from Saba. Oh! And what a block from Kapok. And she lines up for the return, and - hey, piccolo. 3 to 5, Saba wins.
Piccolo: your on. (1/2 an hour later. Out of popcorn. Rass pays Piccolo. They turn back to the screen. The 2 characters/movie stars are still “defacing” each other)
Kapok: What?! The whole movie is one long kiss?
Piccolo: Oh, well, (crosses legs, does hand gestures) you missed the part where Renee had an affair and got pregnant, forcing Daniel to go through that brief spout of homosexuality, prompting his parents to commit suicide. So, then, of course his spoilt younger brother David had to get engaged to Jenny, who is really the father of Renee’s baby. But then he had the operation. Now, nobody knows who she was, except Daniel, who then realizes the advantages of being heterosexual, and so goes back to Renee, making out, and she intends to tell him that the child she is about to have aborted is really his, so that he will pay for her surgery out of guilt. But just in time, Jenny shoots David, and confesses to being the father to his best friend Daniel, who confronts Renee, who breaks down and looses her child from the trauma, and then goes into hospital in a coma, where Daniel forgives her. She then wakes up and marries him. (Piccolo looks over. Kapok and Saba are both asleep, heads tilted together, both snoring and drooling)
Rass: (dabbing eyes with tissue. Sniffs) that’s so +sob+ sweet, a happy ending, +snnninininininiiifififififf+ (Piccolo cringes) ah, carthsis. +sigh+ (through’s dirty tissues behind them)
Piccolo: (eyes starting to water) sniff, yes. . . (credits come on. Kapok and Saba wake up)
Kapok: oh, finally, it’s over.
Saba: yes!. Wonder what’s on next?
Kapok: yeah, how boring was that?
Guys: Oh, yes, definitely. Not worth it. boring as hell. Yes. All the way. Coulda watched a blank screen and got the same entertainment value. Oh. I agree. definitely. I know what you mean.
Saba: don’t over do it.
Guys: Ah, yes, sure, whatever (Kapok and Saba look at each other. A star trek movie comes on)
All: (jumping up and shouting) yeah! Whoo!! ‘bout time! Yey!
Theatre guy: (holding torch, wearing bow tie) Excuse me. You are being to noisy, and not the acceptable sucking or . . . yeah, that you’d expect in a couples cinema. I’m afraid I have to ask you to leave. (den den derrrrn)
Everyone looks at each other. They don’t want to leave.
So. Can Rass charm this theatre person to let them stay?
Can Piccolo bribe him with the money he won on flick ball?
Can they just beat him up and get back to boldly go where anime has not gone before?
Stay tuned. . .
Remi.
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