Double Dating Movie Marathon.
Part Five, by Saba.
Disclaimer: Not all orignal charctors etc etc etc.
Hmmm . . . a protest started by Piccolo? Hmmm . . . well that's a first. Now where will I start? Interesting concept but you have forgotten one thing (boring voice) they are grey! Anyhoo lets get started.
Piccolo: (Aura still flaring) I WILL NOT TOLORATE THIS behaviour any more!
Kapok: (sweat drops) Err . . . Piccolo . . .
Piccolo: WHAT? (Battle aura still flaring)
Kapok: It was a "PREVIEW" that's not the movie we're watching, okay?
Saba: (shakes her head) Always gets worked up over the little things but when you make out with a guy you don't care . . .
Rass: WHAT?
Saba: Oooops . . .
Rass: TELL MEEEEE WHAT U R TALKING ABOUT!! (starts shaking Saba)
Saba: ERRUUURRDDD STOOOOOOPP SHAAAAKINNNNG MEEE!
Rass: (stops shaking Saba for a milisecond)
Saba: (takes deep breath) I was metaphorically speaking.
Rass: Oh okay (satisfied with answer)
Kapok: Easy to fool . . . . . . . . . .
So they are all sitting down in their seats waiting for the movie to start.
Piccolo: jeez these previews are getting really boring and I mean BORING AS HELL (note to reader: we all know Hell isn't boring, but it's a figure of speech)
Kapok: (eyes slowly closing and drool cloecting at the corner of her mouth) Got . . . to . . keep . . . a wake . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
But at this point Rass is snoring his head off, Piccolo is sleeping with his eyes open, his form of "meditating", and Saba is amusing herself by making her fringe talk to her finger nail in using different voices and acting as if they were long lost cousins or brothers something along those lines. (Kapoks typing note: she really does this. you should see her in B + V. personally, I'd rather sleep)
It was 12:00 when the movie previews started, and it is now 2:00 am, and Saba is the only one awake out of the group, because of her amasing imagination.
Saba: (speaking for her fingernail, which is dressed like a drag queen, with lipstick and pen faces and nail polish and thousands of other accessorises decorating it) Fringe, I've got something to tell you
Saba: (speaking for her fringe) Yes, my love?
Saba: (speaking for her fingernail) I'm in love with someone else! I've been seeing him for weeks . . . (looks up at the screen and it says feature presentation)
Saba: (speaking for herself) Hey, wait a minute, the movie's starting!
The movie comes on and its one of those earlier Jackie Chan movies, the real good ones.
Saba: All right! (looks around theatre to see their the only ones left still in the cinema because all the face sucking couples have gone home and the guy who changes the films had just realised that there was still people down there)
Saba: The whole cinema to myself! (she stands up and starts rebounding up the seats to the backrow and copying all the moves Jackie Chan does. By the end of the movie she's panting slightly and still rebounding off the seats.
Saba: That was the BEST movie EVA (looks down at Rass, Kapok and Piccolo who are still asleep) ooops, ^ ^() wasn't I supposed to wake them up? Heh Heh Heh. Hmmm should I say I just woke up and we missd the movie? Yeah, that would work.
Saba: OH my GOD guys wake up! (faked shock)
Kapok: What it wasn't me officer! Huh? oh . . . ur . . .
Piccolo: Two hundred and thirty six thousand is the answer? What the?
Rass: Mom . . . just a few more minutes . . . . . (still asleep)
Saba: (Evil mode, fwaps him over the head with the Saturday paper) I AM NOT YOUR MOM!
Rass: Saba? Oh sorry (looks at the screen) hey the movie finished!
(Kapok and Piccolo look at the screen)
Kapok: hey your right (tears well up) and it looks like a (sob) JAVKIE CHAN movie tooooooooooooooooo WAAAAAAAAAAAA (crying like crazy and drenches Piccolo and Rass)
Past the point of no return; Part 6
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