Interview
Part one, by Saba
so? how's it hanging? (reply:Slightly to the left.)i crack
my self up!!!!( falls to the ground in a million pieces)oh
the puns!!!! okay maybe their not puns but anyway back to
the plot...(sorry if i used the wrong "there")
Pysco reporter:So edumacate me about the theroy of the
Namek race and how the are really frauds!infact have you not discovered through extensive research that the infact plantlife from running multiple tests on one inputicular namek???(flash!)
Prof.Kapok:I will not awnser any of these questions to the public media now begone!!(shakes a string of beads in her hands like a priest/monk does to remove ghosts from a place that it haunts)
That tv voice that the use on adds for tv shows such as Weel of fortune and sale of the century:THat right folks tonight we have an exclusive interview with the sientist of this millenium the fraud uncoverer Proffersor Kapok!!!!!
Piccilo loving crowd:Boooooooooooo! (dissapointed to find out they were infact fawning over some asexual plant!
Anoucer:now here's your host SABA!!!!!!!!
Crowd:Hurray....Whooo hoooo....mumble grumble
Saba:(runs out into the audience getting hi-fives and
jumping about to get the crowd "excieted".NOW YELL IF YOU LOVE ME!!!
Single guys in audience:Yeah!!!!Take it off!Take it off!!
Saba(Sweat drops)Um fellas...
S.G.A:(standing up on their seats)Yeah?
Saba:(sweat drops bigger)The strip clubs the other door on the left...
S.G.C:Oh..( half the croud stands up and leaves)
Saba:(sweat drops even bigger)Oooookay...now WHO RULES???
*get who i'm copying yet?*
Whats left of Audience:HERCULE RULES!!!HERCULE!HERCULE!!!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Saba:(turns to proffersor)I do this every time its an instant reaction they say the hercule every single time..
Kapok:.... ^-^''''
now its Kapoks turn to make up more of the interveiw just re
it.
bye bye!!
Saba
Part 2
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