Fibrizo's Classroom
Welcome to
Fibrizo's Classroom! The classes have just begun. Did you miss yesterday's
lesson? Well, let us take a peek at his notes so that you won't fail the exams
which are coming next week!!! Good luck!
Lesson
1: What is an Ancient Dragon?
1.
it has green hair and brown eyes in human form, some have brown hair but it's
out of the question!!!
2. it has fangs which it uses to bite or to just show
it to you to scare you away with it...
3. it grows out wings to fly,
sometimes just for display or showing off...
4. the hands take shape into
weird forms but they don't morph into a hammer or sledge.
5. they get pissed
easily by a mazoku
6. the last one in this lonely planet kidnapped a gold
dragon maiden and forced her to destroy the world.
7. they are very vengeful
and determined to get what they want
8. they look funny
sometimes...
CONCLUSION: Ancient Dragons are very violent, yet they cannot
match the violence of the HELL MASTER!!!(THAT'S ME!) ^_^
Lesson 2: What is a
Human?
1. it may be a redhead
sorceress with a bad temper; it can be a blonde with the brain of a jellyfish;
or a short raven-haired princess; a tall woman with big boobs; a priestess with
purple hair and green eyes; or maybe a Zolmeguester fanatic which is also
boy-crazy at the same time...
2. it may eat several things or less depending
on how well you didn't feed them for days or so.
3. it can eat
themselves!!!(yipes!)
4. may practice different kinds of things from sorcery
to religion to any other thing they're interested in.
5. they may eat
anything...and I mean ANYTHING!!!
6. one or more may know how to answer 6.02
x 100000000000000000/ 6.02=78xyz+abc=987abc x 0
CONCLUSION: They are weird
creatures with many things yet to be discovered about
them...
Lesson
3: What is a Mazoku?
1. it can be
a person with purple hair...well, "person" that is...
2. the race is composed
of 4 Dark Lords and each has 5 Dark Leaders and each Dark Leader has a priest
and a general and they worship their one evil god, the LON.
3. more crazed
than the average human person.
4. may say annoying things like "Sore wa
himitsu desu..."
5. not all mazoku are good-looking (i.e. Chaos Dragon
Garv)
6. it can be a fruitcake, a maniac, a goonie, or even an
overgrown-doughnut...
CONCLUSION: As said in number three, THEY ARE MORE
CRAZED THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN PERSON...
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assignments:
Xellossology:
1. read page 69; about his brain
2.
there will be disection tomorrow, please bring the important materials
3.
bring a female speciment to see how he would react.
Gourryology:
1.
bring a strand of his hair and put it on H2O
2. bring your book!
3. exam
coverage: the brain, the reproductive system and the stomach of Gourry
Gabriev.
