What are you hiding, you old fart!?!?Rumors!
Reporter: Professor Oak, there have been some rumors about your neighbor Delia Ketchum, what do you say to these?
Old Fart: What rumors?
Reporter: The rumors that you've been hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing with her. Is this true?
Old Fart: What would make you think that?
Reporter: What about all the times you two have been conveniently with each other on the beach, at a pokemon battle, etc? And for how long you two have known each other, you must be at least close friends, perhaps more?
Old Fart: Nonsense. The only reason we were ever at a pokemon battle together is merely as friends. We both support her son, Ash, and my grandson, Gary, so sometimes we go to pokemon battles together.
Reporter: That brings up another topic, Ash's dad never seems to be around. It's mostly just Delia and...*sarcastic gasp* you. Why, does that mean, you're Ash's father?
Old Fart: Just because I hang around Ash, doesn't mean I'm his father! I just happen to be around him a lot, and treat him a lot like Gary, my grandson. ^_^; I'm sure as Ash gets older, he'll learn about his father and things will get cleared up. (On the Pokemon 3 commentary, they said we will learn more about Ash's father in season 5, and season 4 started in September)
Reporter: But what about the musical, Pokemon Live, in which there seemed to be some sort of a "secret", and it seemed there was some hinting between you and Delia?
Old Fart Oak: That's not the true story, just a total made up thing.
Reporter: I guess that's it folks. There has been no admits to these rumors, but it seems there are some little suggestions. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. To the Main Fart!
