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Bargain Deals
I visited a local bargain store with lots of bargain merchandise. Hooray. There was a glass statue of a monkey doing what monkeys do best, throwing poo, and for only eight dollars. What a deal! The poo is discolored as well, must be a sick monkey. Poor monkey. It must need to change its diet; a good dietician would be helpful. However, there weren't any dietician statues anywhere to be found. It must be in the next shipment of bargain goodies. There were also statues of small chefs and other members of a house servant staff. The butler had a tray! Wow, you can actually put stuff on this butler. How fun. However, he doesn't butle, because it's only a statue. It was very upsetting when I learned that. The non-butleling butler and the poo monkey should get along together well, in a statue sort of way.
The large quantities of the world-famous, unknown Faybo pop they had boggle the mind. How could they get so much of this wonderful item that no one has heard of? It seems to be part of the magic of a bargain store, full of fantastic magical deals. Who could forget the year-old food items as well, and look at the prices! You'd think these would be the prices of two-year old things! Such incredible deals seem abound at bargain stores. They also had large plastic cookie and cupcake containers made out of plastic that were just darling. They could hold an entire cookie or cupcake, depending on the case, inside them as well. Yay! Such innovation!
There was also a tiny glass table in the furniture section, oddly enough located right next to the food stuffs and several other sections at the same time, that was beyond belief in it's greatness. It had enough room between the table and chair to fit five whole inches! Imagine that! There was also a table with three different tabletops stacked on top of each other, each being a different size. They could also be removed! Although without legs of their own it'd be pointless and it's sort of cumbersome the way it is, but what a deal! And then there were other things they had, some with seemingly random panes of glass at different places, how artistic and unusable to support heavy objects these extraordinary things are!
The happy sun flask was a great addition to the glassware section. It just screamed wonderful. Being a sun and happy and all. Next by were the hangers, hundreds and hundreds of hangers. Many were bundled together for a group of hangers hanging from a hanger holder bar. It was terrific and stupendous and breathtaking, all at the same time! There was also a good comb that came with its own hair to comb, in the combing section. You can practice on the hair, or put it on your car, or burn it to see if it was real hair, and tell by the smell of course. Although it could be disguised by something that smells like burnt hair when it's burnt, these people are tricky foes. Or bald people could get it and imagine they had hair as they comb it. What a neat item!
They also had large mirrors of some different sorts. They could be used to look at yourself for hours, for some people, like myself, this would be a treat. Nay, it would be a privilege. Nay, it would be a right to only those who appreciate true greatness and the awesome and raw power it commands. Or, if you ever get into a Jackie Chan type fight, you could use it in your battle to achieve victory. Unless of course, you're on the receiving end of the mirror, that would be a bad prospect. Maybe the mirror isn't the best for you, with both great features not doing too well for you.
Well, all the bargains weren't old (they're old in a neat and nostalgic way though). They have some Hulk items and, guess what, they're at bargain prices! They have Hulk life preservers, beach balls, and other swimming objects. So when you're drowning, don't run away from they scary green man that looks like he's going to kill you, swim towards it. After all, what's cuddlier than a giant angry green person? It's wonderful, fantastic, darling, innovative, great, extraordinary, wonderful, terrific, stupendous, breathtaking, neat, nostalgic, grand, magnificent, astonishing, and brilliant, or not. - 5/31/03
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