Pen Pen's Evangelion

A Pen Pen for your Thoughts

This section will just be for, basically random thoughts and feelings. Since my thought process is mostly random you can probably expect this to be updated frequently. Back to Previous Pennys. Back to Pen Penny.

Attempt 1:
My precious sandwich
Made with love and lots of meat
More so it’s the meat

Attempt 2:
Two slices of bread
Turkey, beef, ham and cat meat
Tastes like a pancake

Attempt 3:
He wanted a sandwich made with turkey
He looked outside and the water was murky
He lives underwater in a sunken ship for some reason
Probably because he ate the national goat and was tried for treason
Living in a sunken ship makes going outside a chore
You have to be careful and make sure you shut the door
The sunken ship isn’t exactly close to any store
So he rode his magic crab to the Sunken Sub on the ocean floor
Which was an appropriate name if you stop and think
He ordered a turkey sandwich and something to drink
He thought his great quest was over and done
Even though it had been rather simple and not much fun
While he waited for his sandwich he played a game of cards
Until the porthole broke flinging glass shards
He yelled in frustration as the water took the sandwich away
And to make things worse he had already paid
He looked at his crab with a funny look
It scurried away quickly and into a nook
With his transportation gone he couldn’t go anywhere
Not to mention he’s been underwater where there is no air

Attempt 4:
He wanted a sandwich made with ham
But he got himself into a jam
You see, the store he goes to was all out
And instead of being productive he decided to pout
His bread started weeping because it felt useless
The man asked what’s wrong and the bread said “none of your business”
His toaster was gleeful at this turn of events
Mocking the bread and his foolish laments
So the man drove again to the local store
And demanded some ham, even if it came from wild boar
The storekeeper laughed at this man’s desperation
His carefree tone would lead to a dramatic confrontation
Luckily for the storekeeper the man was a wuss
And settled for a sandwich without ham without making a fuss

Attempt 5:
He wanted a sandwich made with beef
And though the story is quite brief
I’ll make up events to make it longer
And make your interest in it stronger
The beef had been hijacked
By a fiendish man named Jack
So the man went out with inspiration
In hopes of tasting beefy salvation
He wanted his sandwich with all his heart
But the fiendish Jack was very smart
He hid his trail of beefy delight
While the man was gearing for a fight
Unable to accomplish his stated goal
His beloved sandwich could not be whole
When the man was about to retire
He spied a building that was on fire
He looked at as it roared out of control
“Like the burning absence of roast beef in my soul”
Then he walked off all alone, utterly beaten
Back to his meat-less sandwich that would not be eaten
-3/8/05