Pen Pen's Evangelion
A Pen Pen for your Thoughts
This section will just be for, basically random thoughts and feelings. Since my thought process is mostly random you can probably expect this to be updated frequently. Back to Previous Pennys. Back to Pen Penny.
Failed Writings: Part 2: Attack of Tim
Attempt 1: Tim wanted to go out. Tim also wanted to go out. Tim was cheating on Tim with Tim and Tim's ex wife, Tim, was actually part of a plot to get Tim killed. Tim used Tim in order to fool Tim and Tim's son Tim into thinking that Tim was guilty of something, when Tim was actually innocent and Tim was the guilty one.
Attempt 2: So, Proximity, nicknamed Tim, sailed onto the ocean of vast blue oceaness, in his mighty vessel, the Tim. The Tim was large and boat-like, possibly because it was a boat. Tim the boat was a tough little lad, who was in no way related to Tim of the previous story.
Attempt 3: Tim was a mouse, and a mouse at that. The mouse named Tim was mouse-like in many ways. He went on an epic journey to the land of Tim, where he met his cousin Tim. Then they died when a car driven by Tim ran over them.
Attempt 4: Tim was a man of virtue. He was a man filled with confidence, strength, intelligence, but most of all, he bore the name of Tim. That made Tim, Tim. And Tim he was, doing things someone named Tim would do, which, coincidentally, everyone did since everyone in the story is named Tim.
Attempt 5: Tim the Enchanter led King Tim, Sir Tim, Sir Tim, Sir Tim, Sir Tim, and Sir Tim to the evil monster Tim's cave. The Sir Tim's did not pay attention to Tim's warning of Tim's power. So several of the aforementioned Tims were killed. So Tim took his blade (named the Tim) and charged at Tim for killing Tim, Tim, Tim, and Tim. Tim killed Tim. See Tim kill Tim. Kill Tim kill.
Attempt 6: Tim was alone, because he had killed everyone else who wasn't named Tim, but due to a hearing disorder he had, he ended up killing everyone on the planet. Tim was alone, having accidentally killed all the Tim's. Tim wanted some bagels.
Attempt 7: All the villagers gathered together around the man, no, this fiend. As they surrounded this, this creature, it begged for mercy and apologized for its crimes. However, the villagers would not heed his cries for mercy. The elders of the village, led by Tim, decided it's fate. The decision was made for the creature to be stoned to death for its vile crime. The creature… was named Tom.
Attempt 8: Tim worked at Tim, Tim, and Tim Inc. Tim was a lowly executive with dreams of future glory in the fun and exciting business of law. He rose to the occasion with a smile. His biggest opposition from making Tim, Tim, and Tim into Tim, Tim, Tim, and Tim was Tim. Tim was a dirty lawyer who would smile gleefully at the defeat of others. Tim didn't like Tim, and the feeling was mutual. However, in the business of law…
Attempt 9: Detective Tim looked at the body which had no identification with it. "Another Tim Tim," he said. Tim noticed a stray hair on the coat of Tim Tim, and quickly grabbed it. For Tim knew who killed Tim. For some reason, he had the feeling it was someone named Tim. His intuition was never wrong, and oddly, it was always the same intuition. -7/2/03
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